/eh/ - Particularly uninteresting conversation

John Smith 21/10/31(Sun)12:31 No. 47958 [Reply]

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Dear John,

This flyer was in a picture with other flyers.
That thread has now gone.
Hmmm, oh well.

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John Smith 22/01/07(Fri)02:23 No. 48063

>>48062
Finally, someone who gets it. Alot of people wanna whine about pop music being all the same. But at least it has rhythm and melody. And it's just about having a happy moment.
Punk is always tryna be "profound". Some of it is ok, but alot of it is just migraine inducing

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John Smith 24/03/26(Tue)14:51 No. 48833

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

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John Smith 24/03/29(Fri)00:04 No. 48844

>>48063
It deppends on what type of punk but 90% of punk is more interesting than shitty ass pop music. You have literally no taste in music./

John Smith 21/11/07(Sun)02:50 No. 47978 [Reply]

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I have long hair and sometimes get stray hair stuck in my underwear. It sucks because it's really itchy and you think it's a bug or something.

/eh/, what's something that you have got caught in your clothes?

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John Smith 21/12/20(Mon)07:52 No. 48043

I have short hair and other people's hair is always getting stuck in my fucking underwear now

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John Smith 21/12/22(Wed)23:03 No. 48044

>>48043
I don't like when a stray hair gets trapped down the back of my shirt and I end up looking like a nutjob clawing at a phantom attacker.

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John Smith 21/12/25(Sat)14:29 No. 48049

I've never really had a problem with hair getting stuck in my clothes but recently I bought new towels and lint from them gets stuck in my dick all the time.

John Smith 20/11/01(Sun)18:05 No. 47559 [Reply]

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This is my first time posting here, because I really don't know where else to go.
I am a Traditionalist Roman Catholic, but I have strong sexual urges to impregnate girls.
I am a virgin, I try my best not to think or be involved in anything sexual, but I am generally known in my church as the really devout guy.

I have never acted nor deliberately committed mortal sin against The Lord, but I seriously need help with my sexuality

Even just the thought of a woman being pregnant with my child or seeing a pregnant woman begins to drive me crazy.

I keep fighting and fighting but I need someone to help me.

I pray everyday that the Lord would help me, and I would ask that whoever is reading this would tell me what they think I should do.

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John Smith 21/05/14(Fri)11:57 No. 47800

>>47559
Doesnt seem like a bit deal, you have a fetish, so what? We all have our own kinks, yet we continue our day to day, do intrusive thoughts come up from time to time? Yes.
Its not a bit deal.
Just because you have this 'desire' doesn't mean you are a monster, or should be punished.
I would say you need to accept yourself, and try to live with yourself.

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John Smith 21/11/01(Mon)12:26 No. 47959

If suddenly you are worried that the actions taken in relation to the girl are wrong, you should make sure for sure. I came across an article, here is the link https://www.cupid.com/dating-blog/10-best-tips-woo-girl-win/ , here are ten good tips on how to take care of a girl. Read it and see if you are doing everything right.

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John Smith 22/01/15(Sat)00:44 No. 48068

>use cold water in your balls
>also to shower
>eat less and also in a more reduced schdule thru your day
>avoid meat. keep it just once each two weeks
>avoid every other stimulants: chocolate, coffee, all food classified as "pitta" by the ayurveda
>hit weightlifting or any other thing that may get your body really exhausted

John Smith 21/05/11(Tue)13:56 No. 47794 [Reply]

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My name is John.
I'm a little offended that this board uses my name as a stereotypical uninteresting person.
Oh well.

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John Smith 21/06/02(Wed)06:13 No. 47815

Welcome, John. =]

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John Smith 21/06/04(Fri)02:37 No. 47818

maybe, maybe not...whatever, John

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John Smith 21/08/03(Tue)17:17 No. 47852

Hey John,
I actually find it kind of comforting myself. Funny we're both John, but I guess that's a common coincidence.
-- John

John Smith 20/12/04(Fri)14:54 No. 47644 [Reply]

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Does anyone tire of the human obsession for "deeper meaning"?
Why the fuck do adults always have to venture off into the world of abstractions and metaphors?
Whats wrong with seeing the physical world as it is?
Why is that every natural or civil disaster is interpreted as the end of the world despite records of previous like incidents happening?

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John Smith 21/01/10(Sun)13:21 No. 47680

>>47644
what science doesn't explain, is up for speculation. and then it spills over to what science has a fairly good explaination for. and then it becomes a club for those who "really get it". and then it's echo chamber.

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John Smith 21/01/16(Sat)17:46 No. 47683

Lots of big questions there friend.

>Does anyone tire of the human obsession for "deeper meaning"?
Feels like for the last 100 years or so we've kind of given that up entirely and been obsessed about the physical world in front of us.

>Why the fuck do adults always have to venture off into the world of abstractions and metaphors?

It's hard to communicate complex relationships with words.

>Whats wrong with seeing the physical world as it is?

We are imperfect beings who are incapable of seeing the world as it is. We must stitch together picture after picture after picture we receive to try to make a comprehensive meaningful picture. That goes for all things.

>Why is that every natural or civil disaster is interpreted as the end of the world despite records of previous like incidents happening?

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John Smith 21/01/17(Sun)04:27 No. 47684

Nice looking post, John. Look at all those words, each comprising a sentence, surely conveying some kind of thought provoking this or that. Just look at all those words...

I’m sure its all very fine, John.

John Smith 18/11/22(Thu)14:17 No. 46772 [Reply]

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Hello John,

I'm just doing my usual once every two years stop by to see how things are with you.

My life hasn't changed that much, I may have different people around me but I am still the same.

What about you, John?

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John Smith 20/08/14(Fri)19:41 No. 47503

>>47498
>broken AC, summers are hotter than shit
>Right to work state

John, you in Florida?

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John Smith 20/08/19(Wed)20:04 No. 47504

>>47498
It sounds like, despite some adversary, you're really moving forward, John. We're all proud of you here. I hope things continue to get better for you.

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John Smith 21/01/01(Fri)22:27 No. 47676

Hello John,

I'm happy to see that my thread has kept going through the years. I have decided to stop by yet again to see how you are doing.
As I imagined, you are going through changes, which is something natural.
I do hope everything works out for you, John.
As for me, I lost my job and I am now studying for a Masters which will hopefully entitle me to get the job I need.
Times are rather rough, but other than that most things are still the same in my life.

I will stop by in some years to check on you, John.

Best,
John.

John Smith 21/05/31(Mon)06:06 No. 47810 [Reply]

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Why is it people that run dark (TOR/Loki, etc) servers to do illegal things do so from their down home?

Wouldn't make more sense to just repurpose a laptop bought from a pawn shop and just open the shop when people park near a library or coffee shop?

Even the Silk Road runner got caught because he went into the library itself and opened the store in full public view.

I mean, GITS (the original film) had a garbage man hack every time he stopped his truck, but wouldn't make more sense to not even get out?

If you wanted a stationary box, couldn't you just disguise it as a junction box and place it on an adjacent roof to a library, coffee shop or other establishment you have no direct connection to?

I just don't understand why people do this from home or actually go into public places.

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John Smith 21/05/31(Mon)15:31 No. 47811

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Idk

John Smith 20/07/17(Fri)04:19 No. 47467 [Reply]

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I wish life everywhere could be boring. No conflicts, no ancient mysteries, no divine plan.
Adventures should take place in alternative canons. We can reincarnate to the "main canon" when the alternative realities get too much.

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John Smith 20/07/17(Fri)08:58 No. 47468

Can't you just sit in a room?

John Smith 21/06/08(Tue)23:51 No. 47822 [Reply]

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please discuss this man's confession, and also his pronunciation of the word celibacy

keep in mind this is probably the person in your meme group

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS4LMLw5k_o

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John Smith 21/06/08(Tue)23:53 No. 47823

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>>47822
I just want to make ever more powerful energy weapons.

John Smith 21/10/13(Wed)21:26 No. 47938 [Reply]

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When I was a kid, every day after school I would take the bus to my Grandma's apartment. She would watch me until my parents got off of work. But on days when Grandma had a hair appointment or bridge club, she would send me to her upstairs neighbor's apartment, some man I guess she knew. He wore turtlenecks and was really weird. Every time I went me to this guy's apartment, he would tell me that it was my birthday, give me a Birthday Bread, and sing Happy Birthday to me. Every time it went the exact same way. My Grandma would send me upstairs, I would knock on his door, he would answer it, see me and say "Oh! There's the Birthday Boy!" and tell me to go inside. He'd say "Go sit at the table and I'll get you your Birthday treat". He even had a little thing he would sing to himself when he was making the Birthday Bread, "Take a piece of bread, spread the yogurt on, you got yourself a Birthday Bread!" Then he'd bring me a piece of plain white bread with strawberry yogurt on it and a single candle in the middle. Then he'd light the candle and sing me Happy Birthday, and wait for me to eat the Birthday Bread. After I ate the Birthday Bread, he would let me go watch TV until my Grandma came and got me. Obviously, the first time Grandma sent me to this random guy's apartment and he told me it was my birthday and gave me a Birthday Bread, I was weirded out and pretty scared. So I told my Grandma what happened and said that I didn't want to go back, but she just said "He's fine", and never said anything else about it. But any time she had something to do and couldn't watch me for a while, she would send me upstairs and I would get a Birthday Bread. I never told my parents because I didn't think they would believe me. Now seeing this story written out it looks just as stupid and crazy as it did back then. Why did my Grandma send me to this guy to watch me? Who was he? Why did he always think it was my birthday? Has anyone else ever had a Birthday Bread?

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John Smith 22/08/22(Mon)03:58 No. 48287

HES THERE TO TAKE YOUR EYES!

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John Smith 22/08/27(Sat)21:27 No. 48291

>>48287
Easy there, friend. That sounds like interesting talk.

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John Smith 24/03/23(Sat)09:53 No. 48817

The elites want to make everything illegal so they can fill their private prisons and kill off the 99%, but life would be much better if everything was legal and people could travel, make money, go to church, go to school, and start businesses.