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Something, something...

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banged

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>be me
>tripping balls on /x/
>namefag being a disinformed cock
>time to peg him
>le NIGGERTITS "plz wait 15 mins ~uwu~"
>fine. retard needs checking.
>15 minuts lateir
>"uwuw plzz wait 15min b4 captcha haii"
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>this retard getting divine help
>wait 15 mins
>"plz wai-" fuuuuuck
>decides to wait again
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>types essay on how namefag should give me a blowjob after 15 minuts
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You just run 'em over.

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We have got to stop sending jobs overseas. It's pretty simple: If you're paying $12, $13, $14 an hour for factory workers and you can move your factory South of the border, pay a dollar an hour for labor, ... have no health care—that's the most expensive single element in making a car— have no environmental controls, no pollution controls and no retirement, and you don't care about anything but making money, there will be a giant sucking sound going south.
When [Mexico's] jobs come up from a dollar an hour to six dollars an hour, and ours go down to six dollars an hour, and then it's leveled again. But in the meantime, you've wrecked the country with these kinds of deals.

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ello, I'm looking for My boyfriend from 2007, We met at a Anime convention (Daigacon) in bowling green ky.

I BEAT HIM AT GUILTY GEAR!

AND EVEN AFTER ALMOST 2 DECADES I WILL BEAT HIM AGAIN. BUT I UNDERSTAND IF HES TOO EMBARRASSED TO GET BEAT BY A GIRL WHO DOESN'T EVEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE. LOL!

he's supposed to come back and find me by now and life's pretty garbage and I could really use his stupid smile about now.

If it's not you please disregard this email, thanks!

I've attached pictures to help in my search and a link to the fake Facebook I've made as bait to catch him. Feel free to send a request to the page and share my email and links.

https://www.facebook.com/share/18QyPTA885/

He loves this crazy shit so I'm trying to impress him.
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Hiya 7chan! ヾ(＾∇＾)

I'm a little early this month because I want to remind everyone about the upcoming total lunar eclipse! So yeah, this months moon is called the full worm blood moon. The blood moon gets its name because of the reddish hue as it passes through Earths shadow. This will begin at 2:26 AM and continue till 3:31 AM on Friday morning. The moon will also become full during the eclipse at 2:55 a.m. EST on March 14. The entire continental USA 🇺🇸 will have a front row seat for this lunar event!

In ancient times, during full lunar eclipses, Filipinos would go out of their homes with pots and pans and would bang on them to make noise in order to scare the Bakunawa into spitting out the moon back into the sky. The Bakunawa was a moon eating dragon that emerges from the sea. Some made lots of noise, while some played soothing instruments hoping to lure the dragon 🐉 to sleep. Seems counterproductive hmm? ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) Anyways, you shouldn't have anything to fear because we will definitely still have a moon after this... Right? I mean, yeah totally!

The weather here is turning warm and the outlook looks good! I have finally hashed out some plans for Spring awhile back. Next week I will be traveling to Tennessee for my first paid appearance in about two years. I'll be helping promote a new limited release premium patriotic whiskey brand. I will also be taking some of my distant family members to DollyWood. Next month, I will going with some family to Oahu and the Big Island on a Bajit plane. Then a few weeks later I will be taking a cheapy "Zipair" commercial flight back to Japan and will be visiting Okinawa and many of the lower Japanese islands. I still don't know when this year I am going to get to Greenland. Maybe in the fall.

I hope you all have a great viewing! Have you made any plans for Spring and summer yet? Cya! <3

:*:・。,☆🐿゜・🩸🌕🩸:*:。, 🪱 🐛 🌱ヽ(ヅ)ノ ☆。・:・゜'☆,。・:

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Homo Nigerius Africans - known in the west as the common nigger. Popularly purported to be smart and capable as the rest of Earth population, however they just happen to be plagued by societal distress, external discrimination and internal community struggle, as to the function of which, they are said to fail.. to amount to their true potential. The specimens are easily recognized by darker skin tones, flat squished nose marked by enlarged nostrils and overall dumb looking mug that will remind you of monkey.

Potency of philosophical insight - 4.6/10
Scientific achievement 3.4/10
Cultural significance 4/10
Musical significance 8.2/10

(FOLLOW YOUR LEADER)

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Dad drunk a block of emu export to himself one night and wanted maccas, way over .05 dad and the 14yr old me drove to the drive thru, dad ordered and when we get to the window, they gave dad the wrong order then argued they where right, so he drives out the front, pulls 10+ pavers from the footpath and puts them onto the truck, drives back thru the drive thru, jumps out, and proceeds to brick the entire drive thru. Smashed all windows on both drive thru booths, 3 massive side windows and 6 floor to ceiling windows out the front, staggers back to the truck, and drives less than 500m to the hungry jacks drive thru, orders and drives past the maccas he just destroyed with cops everywhere, driving up our street i could see the red and blue lights, got to the house and theres 4 paddy wagons out the front of the house. Dad tries to drive past the house and the cops prodeed to ram the truck, stop it, and next minute dads punching on with 2 cops. Went to court and got 9months prison,(thus is 1995), Remember that night til this day.