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>>5240 - fixed

Is it Legal to Shoot Someone with Ebola?

Would a Shotgun be preferred over, say, a chainsaw or hedge-trimmer?

I guess op posted this after seeing the news video of the dead Ebola victim returning to life in front of the camera. The wonders of Utube! xD

I am about 211 pages into my complete zombie survival guide and I'm hoping to publish it mid next year and it puts max Brooks guide to shame, but I do need more focus on social and psychological well being, thx for the suggestion.

>>5324
Are you going to sell it online? If so, where, and what would be the name of your guide?

>>5146
I didn't invent the word. Please, taste some real life.

>>5147
You're welcome, private.

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''Not me, zombie ridden world is my happy place.''

That's why the zombie preppers are the lonely kid eating glue of the prepper movement.

>>5291
7 Days to Die, a game on Steam.

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I miss the zombie radar.

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dude, fucking oil rigs! they are completely isolated from shore and tower far above the waterline. even a bloated, floating zombie could never climb aboard. you would virtually never have to worry about security as long as you triple check the entire rig beforehand for zombies. Its a fucking floating fortress. the only thing you have to worry about would be survival.

they have their own living and medical facilities and many are stocked with up to 6 months food for an entire crew. Even if the food depletes, you can always go fishing. And unless the rig is extremely close to land, there is no danger of industrial pollution in the water from abandoned factories. they have their own distilleries, so fresh water will never be a problem. Since all are equipped to mine either oil or natural gas, power will be unlimited. Even if you don’t know how to operate the rig, there will surely be some storage tank you can generate power from. If not, maybe Wind or tidal powered dynamos could be introduced as a substitute.

The only thing i can think of that would be a downfall would be the maintenance. Corrosion will be the number one enemy, eventually winning out against all preventative measures. Some things could be maintained, but sensitive electronic gear, however, such as computers, radios, and medical machinery, will eventually go and will be the hardest to replace. Eventually, the entire complex will deteriorate to a rusty piece of shit in the middle of the ocean.

Unlike prisons and military bases, offshore oil rigs will be the first places abandoned. Within the first few days of an outbreak, workers will no doubt demand to get to their families, leaving the rig without a trained staff. If none of your group knows how to operate the machinery, learning might be difficult. Industrial accidents, explosions of stored oil and gas, may result from people operating the rig with no fucking clue what they are doing. And in the middle of the ocean, that’d be pretty bad. Probably the safest way to go would be just to shut down the drill and not try to operate anything.

Now all i need is a boat

>>4594
I'm all for living on one but treat it as a structure and not a facility. Do not attempt to operate anything.

>>3373
At least someone has got it figured out. Seriously. The bigger and shinier it is, the worse someone else wants it for themselves. Like, there's thousands of brick fucking houses at any given location, and hundreds of thousands of pool tables across the world, everyone deserves at least one set of basement and a pool table, if they survive... Think people, think.

>>4064
I hope you have a secure bug out destination in mind and keep enough fuel to get there in your vehicle at all times because there is no way you are getting enough gas to feed that fuel guzzling monster for long after z-day.

Also hope that you dont find the need to ever leave your location.

>>4027 like this?

a] zombies are basically the people around you (office co-workers, students, convenience-store customers) who have been infected with a strange disease that disables intelligence and creates a ravening hunger for BRAINS!!!
b] solution - infect everyone you know with ketamine (water cooler route, air-freshener aerosol dispenser, use your imagination)
c] do NOT wait for the symptoms to wear off - get started!

>>5235
Not essentially electrician kit, I was thinking more like, multipurpose toolbox, for whatever crafty post-apocalypse needs.

>>5189
The Army will probably end up trying to contain the spread of zombies by wiping out the civilian population. Depending on the type of zombie infestation they face, this may backfire horribly and they may find themselves overwhelmed and then realize that they are the zombies.

You don't really need military grade weapons to survive a zombie apocalypse; and you might even be able to pull a few good weapons off dead/zombified soldiers once the chaos begins but ammunition is going to become a finite resource and eventually the only usable weapons will be of the sharp or bludgeoning kind.

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>>5190
Hold on there, that's absolutely ridiculous. Since when has an army contained a pandemic with genocide?

>>5211

There you go, using logic again. This is a national government we're talking about, here; expecting logic from government is like expecting ethical morality from a serial-killer.

shaq, lucy and peter, i figure that lucy would give birth before peter gets shot, and with his help i should be able to get some sort of setup going with the group, and i might possibly find another badass

i choose only ancalagon, because fukin' geckos m8

Bill.

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I'd be Jericho from Fallout 3.

Badass raider with an attitude.

Not insane and not kind. I'll shoot who I have to, and I can work with anyone. Fuck with me though, and I'll kill you.
"Say what's on your mind then get out of my face."

I'd be like the Courier constantly getting LEFT4DEAD

To quote Loki:

'Your ledger is dripping, it's GUSHING red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code. Something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!'