/x/ - Paranormal & Conspiracy

22/08/31(Wed)21:30 No. 21221 [Reply]

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I found a bug in Astrology. It turns out, you, me, or anyone can make up any new Zodiac signs AT WILL. Leap seconds and new planets and stuff, it's complicated. Try it!

I made one up, Clorb, the dish towel of shame. I am only a cusp of this sign, so my powers are quite weak. Being a Clorb cusp make me only moderately absorbent.

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22/10/10(Mon)22:33 No. 21250

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>>21221
Technically speaking, any single star is a one-star-constellation, and, from a human-centric view-point, all stars that we can see are related because they fall into the star class call "the Visable Arena". You can harness the power of EACH star and gain the collective power of EVERY SINGLE ZODIACAL ASTRO-SIGN. You will have the powers of every human, you will also become very talkative.

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23/01/09(Mon)03:36 No. 21300

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>>21221

I have recently btfo'd even freaking astrology
So, I was reading some "here's what's coming for your birth chart next week:"
And it was first Nice, but then not nice, and then I changed my mentality about it (e.g. just smiling about the reading instead of being disenchanted from it)
First part was like about 10%, then about 50%, then the mentality shift, 'I'm gonna beat destiny itself, motherfuckers' type of stuff, and I SHIT YOU NOT
I got THE EXACT SAME INFORMATION AS THE NEGATIVE STUFF BUT IN HEIR POSITIVE VERSION, e.g.:
Negative before switching mentality:
Family relations and shit going lower
After:
There will be a great max-tier improvement of your family relationships

Like, BRUH
and I swear it was like this for every single bad thing that I had seen before in that reading
(and this is one of those long-ass freaking readings dude)
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23/02/08(Wed)12:25 No. 21348

>>21221
I am very surprised no one else has taken advantage of this bug. It's a fun one to exploit.

Took a picture of an orb 21/11/18(Thu)05:34 No. 21070 [Reply]

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Was just taking pics of nothing using an old camera i got from my grandpa. Didn’t even notice the orb till later.

Look to the left of the orb kinda near the doorknob and see the orb’s handler. IF YOU DARE!

Zoom in as close as you can and tell me what you see in this orb.
PLEASE. I know what i see , but dont want to incite paraDOHlia.
Sent this to an expert and was told i took a picture of an image i seen in my mind - my eyes were playing tricks.

To that i say BULLSHIT. Its a freekin orb.

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Plius. 21/11/20(Sat)04:37 No. 21073

>>21070
Yes, that appears to be an orb.
Neat.
not 100% sure about the face in the window, but it's creepy looking to be sure. What's that book ye got there, by chance?

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Densel 23/01/18(Wed)22:29 No. 21333

what are orbs anyways?

jew toilet conspiracy 19/03/14(Thu)02:12 No. 20594 [Reply]

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I've started to dig on google about the jewish toilet goals.

- The guy who made the world toilet organization received two award from two diferent jewish organizations.
- George soros open society has made sanitation one of their goals, Soros donated 10 million to some non profit organization in bangladesh to install toilets.
- The Sustainable Sanitation Alliance receive funding from the Bill Gates Fundation.
- One of the top 4 major toilet producers (Kohler Co) in the world was funded by a jewish inmigrant.
- Having every human on earth shitting on toilets has been declared a core goal for the Agenda 30 of the Millenium development goals of the UN.
- Jews own several of the major toilet paper producers on the planet
- Procter&Gamble 42% of it's supplier materials comes from jewish companies.
- Kimberly-Clark 60% of it's entire stock is owned by the State of Israel.
- Georgia-Pacific has a jew CEO.
- Central National-Gottesman is family owned by a jew family
- Jews developed an entire market of kosher toilet paper
- Jews also own the soap industry:
- Dr. Bronner’s soap company was made by jews that escaped the holocaust.
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21/04/28(Wed)18:11 No. 20976

this has got to be the stupidest shit i've ever read

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22/08/03(Wed)11:46 No. 21197

I guess it's because those j00s wanna take away your god given right to shit wherever you fucking well choose.

If you wanna plop one down on the floor at Golden Corral, you should be able to, yea?

Government can't tell you what to do with your body! Oh wait.

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22/08/25(Thu)14:12 No. 21209

>>20594
We're not going to stop using the DESIGNATED meme, ranjeev

Canada Gov Scary 22/02/17(Thu)05:07 No. 21117 [Reply]

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Things are getting pretty scary in Canada, please share this political commentary if you can.
https://rumble.com/vv4zdp-trudeau-parody-dictator.html

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22/02/17(Thu)05:13 No. 21118

It has gone full crazy up here.

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22/02/18(Fri)16:44 No. 21119

cheers kind sir, just put it in a thread in /b/

I'm just waiting for the live streams to start thats my night sorted

resetting my personal reality Jericho 21/03/10(Wed)11:17 No. 20960 [Reply]

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Is there in the realm of /x/ to reset reality to a previous state? perhaps a personal reality? Using perhaps a ritual or another method. Like that one episode of china IL where they got a ritual from a voodoo which doctor. Like Schopenhauer said "world is idea" and there is not a fact truer then that. Our own perception is in our head so it can be changed if we so choose?

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Jericho 21/03/10(Wed)11:24 No. 20961

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The obvious way the world would do this post ritual is sending my conscious back in time to the desired time and space. The problem that I saw at the first look of this idea is how would my physical memories be carried back. This poses a problem because my goal isn't to just relive that time and end up here. This would create the same results and make a time loop. I would need my memories with me to not repeat my self and to not end up in a time loop.

(((They))) Live 22/12/28(Wed)20:36 No. 21289 [Reply]

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The movie "They Live" is definitely about dajooz.
>We are their cattle. We are being bred for slavery.
Goyim literally means cattle, and the reason jews push for mass immigration is to breed an 85IQ Mulatto-Arabic slave race of nigger-cattle.
Also, in the 1980s, the Israeli government crushed innocent Palestinian camps using bulldozers, the way the zogbots do in the movie.
Also, the aliens/jews are defeated by destruction of the newsmedia tower.

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22/12/29(Thu)02:15 No. 21290

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We aren't being bred and cordoned for Jews, we are being genenocided by the jews through immigration and homosexual propaganda and promulgation. Jews are trying to make the population a small stupid brown one so they can control with an AI computer that they themselves are being controlled by.

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22/12/31(Sat)21:21 No. 21293

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Kek, I like this theory.
Its telling that the creature's propaganda in the movie is less harmful than modern jew propaganda.

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23/01/10(Tue)18:29 No. 21303

bump

List of over 300 cases of DEATHS from the COVID VACCINES 23/01/05(Thu)08:52 No. 21296 [Reply]

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I have collected a list of over 300 cases of people dying from the COVID vaccines. It's time to spread the truth and finally expose the COVID Vaccines and try to save people's lives! I've posted the cases to my personal blog at https://freespeechextremist.com/DiamondMind

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23/01/06(Fri)20:02 No. 21298

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>>21297

no, have i look on twitter these days way more than 300 dead

@ /b/ the idea was floated, for making a kid edition
each year seems like around 3.5% of shot and/or boosted
take a left turn, I guess 8 years from now it will all be
more over down with.

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23/01/07(Sat)12:45 No. 21299

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Gabrielle 'Gabby' Casper aged 15
west bend winsconston
She pass away in her sleep on the 28 December

Why she dead, who knows
Don't think it was shooting smack though
Diffently looks like a chaser

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23/01/10(Tue)10:13 No. 21302

vaxxed are dead meat, there's been people dying on live TV almost daily now, that shit never happened before the vaccine roll-out.

I'm happy about it. I hope the elite succeed in killing off 70% of the human race.

Territorial.io 23/01/10(Tue)01:14 No. 21301 [Reply]

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So I have noticed that in territorial.io there have been no new maps since May with the USA 48 map being the last one added they also removed custom maps... I just want to know why

22/12/30(Fri)22:19 No. 21291 [Reply]

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Is there any explanation for the mysterious creature that the HMS Daedalus encountered on 6 August 1848?

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22/12/30(Fri)22:21 No. 21292

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22/12/22(Thu)16:16 No. 21283 [Reply]

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What are the most creepy/haunted/unexplained places on earth?

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22/12/22(Thu)16:24 No. 21284

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAvqwWeA8U

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22/12/23(Fri)23:04 No. 21285

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>>21284

I'll bite, anyone got pictures of the German sub base in the Antartic (pre 1945 or just after).
Please post