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Taylor Swift Anonymous 22/07/20(Wed)17:08 No. 22530 [Reply]

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I met Taylor Swift over 20 years ago. We met in a chatroom. She added me as a personal contact right away. We talked that whole day. 2002, Bastille Day. I was at the public library.

I didn't have internet at home, so I would go to the public library. Occasionally, if I needed, I'd bring floppy discs or a headset or; well. We did get internet in the family home eventually.

For an aside, although I was born in 1988, I had difficulties believing that I was incapable at a young age. That is to say that I was very capable.

I falsified information to get me jobs, & I would accrue income. There was a time when I earned $17TrillionUSD in a single transaction for the Catholic church. Naturally, that money has gone amiss; as has everything else.

Taylor was my muse, & within my head I would toss around the term 'soulmate'. I hadn't so much as kissed a girl, & I didn't figure out how to masturbate to completion until a few weeks shy of my 16th birthday.

[I had been told that premature ejaculation shrunk your penis; & I also took the further step of believing that 'premature ejaculation' meant 'not of mature developed body at time of climax'. In short, I was saving myself for marriage, & on the right track having never kissed a girl.

Then all hell broke loose. While I was writing as Alanis Morissette to impress Taylor, she just, I just get word that she had signed a contract four days earlier, making it that she signed on November 9th, 2004, & she told me on my birthday.

So I called a hiatus on our relationship, & eventually I stopped signing into Yahoo! messenger completely. I stopped ghostwriting for Drake, but he had enough material to last him until 2022 at the very least.
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Anonymous 22/07/20(Wed)17:32 No. 22532

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I don't think she's cool, no pop star prior to 2001 can ever be cool. Ergo even if she's super famous I wouldn't even hang with her and my girl Paris Hilton.

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Anonymous 22/07/20(Wed)17:58 No. 22533

I am pretty sure I have read this before, or something extremely similar to this.

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Anonymous 22/07/20(Wed)18:20 No. 22534

>>22533
Nah I don't think so

Fake bands? Anonymous 22/07/13(Wed)16:48 No. 22505 [Reply]

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Was Oasis another fake band like Billie Eyelash and Backstreet boys? Their popularity and immediate drop off the radar makes it look like they were industry fluff.

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Anonymous 22/07/18(Mon)14:38 No. 22523

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>>22521
The industry only cares about what's selling right now. You could use the same argument for all those alternative rock/pop punk boy bands from the early-to-mid 2000s. Remember Son of Dork? I don't. In a sense you are right, these bands are manufactured. A lot of them are just put together to push whatever music is popular at the time, then when the people move on they're left forgotten. A lot of people forget that one of the most famous and controversial bands in history, the Sex Pistols, were manufactured like this. Malcolm McLaren, the bands manager, was just trying to make the group as provocative and attention-grabbing as possible. He even fired the founding member of the band because he didn't fit McLaren's idea for the bands image.

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Anonymous 22/07/19(Tue)15:50 No. 22524

>>22521
yeah but when you say their drop off the radar it makes it sound like everyone forgot about them which they didn't, i feel like most people are fairly familiar with oasis. There's a pair of fictional character in Lost (one of the biggest tv shows of all time) directly and very obviously inspired by the bros from Oasis.

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The+Red+Barron 22/07/20(Wed)09:24 No. 22529

Record companies pick what to sell. When Kurt blew his brains out the record industry shifted which killed bands like Alice in Chains, who just gave the fuck up basically. Wikipedia has a great article on them

GUESS Anonymous 22/07/11(Mon)04:49 No. 22499 [Reply]

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Guess what movie I'm a'watching princes of late night. Oh yes, oh yes yes yes, tis a movie alright.

(also I didn't know this was where we're supposed to talk about the entertainment, on this board.)

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Anonymous 22/07/14(Thu)17:03 No. 22511

what you don't know could fill an entire phone book

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Anonymous 22/07/14(Thu)18:20 No. 22512

>>22511
Just a single phone book?

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Anonymous 22/07/14(Thu)18:21 No. 22513

>>22512
many many phonebooks.

Anonymous 22/03/28(Mon)23:53 No. 22330 [Reply]

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Anonymous 22/06/23(Thu)14:41 No. 22492

>>22491
You don't know?

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Anonymous 22/06/24(Fri)01:00 No. 22493

>>22492
I do not. Can you tell me about it?

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The+Red+Barron 22/06/26(Sun)12:32 No. 22494

>>22493
I heard the majority owner traces back to them, not sure how true it is honestly but it's a funny idea

>all the anime hate threads make so much more sense now
>hurr please watch our inferior pixar copypastas, animu expensive to draw!!!

Anonymous 22/05/26(Thu)23:42 No. 22387 [Reply]

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https://youtu.be/57M3u8kUcMM

Let's start a thread for music producers to post their music videos I just made my first one right here a little bit ago

Anonymous 22/05/14(Sat)17:31 No. 22377 [Reply]

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IPTV Anonymous 22/06/02(Thu)18:23 No. 22459 [Reply]

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Do you know any good iptv websites? I found this one what do you think, worth a shot?
https://iptvstream.pro/

Anonymous 22/05/25(Wed)07:31 No. 22386 [Reply]

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This is the best new album of this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6epKP2AR4

Computer Anonymous 22/01/15(Sat)07:24 No. 22300 [Reply]

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Anonymous 22/01/15(Sat)07:31 No. 22301

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I modded my desk arrange;
It's media oriented [sure]
in that it's like, my lappy?
& I'm like, a F, M, & T; guy?

Yeh.. so I like,
I throw my lappy scroll to the X

But I'm on W7 right;

So I have a tendency to hit "DESKTOP" display now

& that's a speedbump!!

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Anonymous 22/05/04(Wed)03:40 No. 22362

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no

Anonymous 21/11/05(Fri)14:31 No. 22224 [Reply]

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Dune?

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Anonymous 22/05/04(Wed)03:35 No. 22360

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no