Since asking for advice is requesting shit, why not a request sticky like what we have on the other boards?

>>5672
because I don't want to see it.

>>5678
Okeedokee moderino.

Can we at least give advice? Even if it's unasked for?

Is it wrong to be turned on by the OP pic?

>>5688
No.

>>5685
sure, whatever

>>5697
Can we still piss off the Christians, Jews, and Muslims?

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>>5710
As long as you don't ask anyone for advice on how to piss them off.

>>5712
I don't need advice for that.

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Celsius, how many of these do you have exactly? This one is from /eh/'s sticky.

>>5789

Celsius is actually a stern loli with wide glasses.

>>5829
That would explain the uninhibited ban frenzy

How can a prepubescent girl moderate this site?
In my opinion she is far too young.
I will have to alert the authorities about this.

>>5885
I administrate it, thank you very much.

What should i do

Is it possible to prevent Koop from shit posting as much on this board and treating it as his personal blog? Many thanks if you can.

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>>5902
Harden up princess, it's only the internet (wait, your life, nevermind)

>>5921
And this is the trash that I am speaking about. It is becoming a nuisance. If I wanted to be trolled or better yet insulted and called a faggot I would go to Negro Tits.

>>5934
The comprehensive guide to not getting abused by me.

>Don't ask for it (Really, I'm fair in whom I call a faggot, if you're an asshole to me expect it back)

>Quit your bitching
If I say something that offends you, swearing at me or shit posting in my name will only get you double abuse, it's not science. If you're legitimately offended call me out and i'll apologize, im here for fun not to make you cry.

>Have your opinion but expect mine
If you post at me expect it back, im here for a laugh not to take your bitching/shit, if your going to give it don't whinge when you get it back.

>Don't get mad
Really, this is the internet, me calling you a faggot for whatever reason does not effect you IRL, or at least it shouldn't.

There are a lot of people here whom i don't insult because they have proven to me (for what it's worth) that they don't get all butthurt when my opinion differs from theirs, we are civil to each other, it has taken months and months to sort the idiots from the civil and bitching like yours does not help your case IMO.

I've been here for quite a while and contribute to many boards, this is the only board i get grief from.

In closing of this guide i'd like to say this; I like /rnb/ it's a place where many can come to bitch and moan about their crap lives and i can call all the ones whom i don't like various names, sure people get butthurt now and than but that's how it is, so as I always say, echoed from page 1-8, quit your bitching, this isn't a fucking hotline.

Thank you for listening.

Also to whichever mod/admin deleted my baww: Unless i violated some rule, go munch off a pensioner.

>>5938
>Don't get mad

koop, this is /rnb/, they're supposed to get mad.

>>5957
Pointing out his stupidity is only going to make him cry.

>>5938
Not being able to get mad makes me so mad!

>>6020
Its only been a day and you're starting to miss me already?

>>6076
Ill try to contribute more often, just for you Orange.

Soo many people to call faggots, soo little time.

Hey guys, I go to this imageboard but the mod won't let me ask for advice.

Any advice on how to deal with it?

>>6436
Yes sir.

'Koop' is my laptop
'Koop+phone' is my phone (away from home, work etc.)
Dr.Koop is my stupid moniker for people who ask for advice. Usually in the form of me prescribing "harden the fuck up" or "kill yourself"

The more you know.

>>7128
Honor the fallen.

>>7270

Thanks Celsius, you deserve some weed.

>>7522
That wasn't Celsius...
Weed please!

I would make love to the girl in the picture.

Like, slowly, lovingly, giving... Does not wanting rough sex with a child make me better than a run of the mill pedophile?

>>8404
It makes you better in the same way a poisoner is better than an axe murderer.

Thank you for the advice ... :))

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>>7270

Pwnt motherfucker. Gives me a big fucking lol on my face after i'm pissed too much.
Celsius deserves some fucking weed.

>>9483
You can, but you know what will happen if you read OP's (Celsius') post, or do you have trouble doing that?
Ah what the fuck, why am I typing this if you can't read?
(rhetorical question, I'm not trying to be a smart alec and ask for advice)

>>9525

Please stop sucking dicks in so many obvious ways. You have sperm all over your chin.

I wish I had a hipster loli.

I love niggers aswell

>>5938
what a fag.

>>8404
the run of the mill type is the same as you (and me) the violent or rough ones are actually far more rare, its just that you get more publicity for tearing someone so bad you can have anal and vaginal sex with them at the same time than you do for making slow sweet love to someone

Can i have some advice about getting rid of a nigger infestation?

no.

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go ahead, pull my finger

>>12651
No. I'm not paying tax so you can fix broken finger. Fuck you.

Oh yes you will. One way or another, you'll continue to pay for the uninsureds minor health care, as you have been since day 1. Only difference is, now we have to pay for it too. But go on, repeal all you want. I'll just go right back to going in to get treatment and not paying my bills, jacking up your premiums. The good old republican way.

>>13220
Everyone's always had to pay for the uninsured. Only difference is that now those financially capable of paying for health insurance will be required to buy it, rather than leeching off the rest of us.

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the acolytes have fully assimilated the message

>>13374

Above the waist, doesn't count.

The wingnuts drank the kool-aid.

there's more than enough kool-aid and cookies for everyone...

>>13424
But only the birther's kool-aid is special.

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NO! OUR Kool-Aid is MUCH More Special!

it has electrolytes

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>>13450
Yes your kool-aid is special. It's very special.

Only birther kool-aid contains cyanide.

nope, that was a sponsored ad for Obot kool-aid

didn't you notice the founder's holy presence - he liked it so much he bought the company

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>>13457
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

LIFE is a CIRCUS

ENJOY Your NUTS

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>>13465
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-reich/obama-tax-proposal_b_1661908.html

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>>13465
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/07/08/paul-begala-the-republicans-crazy-party-platforms.html

'The Texas GOP actually opposes thinking. Seriously, their platform proudly declares: “We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills, critical-thinking skills, and similar programs.”'

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>>13465

NO !
NUTS are people !
The People are NUTS !

>>13530
So a Soylent Majority?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo5CDlVWAoE

Then what the fuck is the point in having a board where you can't vent your frustrations? You fucking nazi piece of shit. I fucking hate everyone but especially you right now. You're my number one person in which I want to rid of this earth. FUCK YOU.

>>13969
Then vent your frustrations.

Just don't confuse venting your frustration with asking for advice. The latter is not venting.

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>>5778

Dear, Anyone

What is that lovely girl's name?

Love, Anon

>>15344
Moby Bitch

>>5660
juggernaut bitch!

>>5660
that little girl is going to get raped at least once in her life (sorry, life hunny, try and ban me, i have a tv...)

>>15955
OH SHI--

This nigger has a TV.

Don't fuck with him.

>>15955
judging by the history of those pictures, it's likely her father has already attened to that.

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>>16062
Tell me more, tell me more.

>>16398
I've forgotten a few details, but it seems like he forgot to make his flickr (or something like flickr) page private and accidentally leaked hundreds of pictures of his daughter into the interwebs. Most of the pictures are completely innocent, but a few are a little provocative. It wouldn't surprise me if he had a collection of her nudes as well, but didn't upload them for fear of being v&.
The style of the photos suggests he either has a peculiar obsession with his daughter, or a genuine interest in child model photography.... and that she does anything daddy tells her to either way.

>>5660
nigger

I need advice on what race I should use on Skyrim

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ban me faggot i dare you

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I double dare you, motherfucker.

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(BITCH ASS WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Do you know how I know you're gay?

Stop swearing, admin. Enough already. I don't come here to read that attitude.

This looks fun. Can you ban me too?

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>>5660
could you ban me to pls ?

I need advice on how to not get banned.

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I need to take a break from 7chan. Any advice?

>>18475
Delete computer.

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>>18478
Using a cellphone. Computer is afk atm

Nigga....

Are you giving me advice on how to not get banned?

>>18480
smash cell phone

>>5660
What advice?
whats going on here'

>>5660
Mod posted an underage :o

>>19069
mod posted an unoffensive, non-sexual, non-nude, face only portrait of an adolecent girl.

bannable only on niggertits, to where you must return.

>>19087

>>19087
#REKT

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>>5660
tfw a mod bans your ass so hard

>>19964
would kusaba even allow that (and are you paying any fucking attention?)?

the tfw when nobody gave me advice :`(

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>>5660
jaclyn if this is you then please behave and stop causing harm . want to talk about astrology then please message me through marie and ej . thanks if you are jaclyn and sorry if you are not jaclyn . i do not know who is alive after all the hauntings , killings , codings , and time travel connections for stabilization because people prayed wishes for God to keep order together and that can include time travel .

the postbot has found /rnb/

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>>21200
The machines are here.

>>15344

How do I stop asking for advice? Advise me!

>>21704
Step 1 - Don't ask for advice.
Step 2 - ???
Step 3 - Profit

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I fucking dare you, pussy
I ask advice on how to stop dabbing on celsius.

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The odor is stronk with this one...

I like cake.

uh?

Your friendly reminder that, even if the picture in the OP was current with the date rather than older, that girl is almost certainly an adult by now.

And there's something deeply sad about that.

Sec

>>23269
why? bc hebephilia?

>>23314
I mean if you want to see the corruption of a pure child into something ugly and mean, forced to labor away her life for mere survival and/or forced by social mores to become a baby-factory, rather than enjoying her life as an individual, as something sexual... yeah, sure. You do you, man.

>>23315
Lol no. Thats what "traditionalists" want. Also, youth =/= innocence/vulnerability.
From my personal experience, girls arent the sweet little dames you think they are. Theyre ambitious she-wolves looking for horndogs with the fattest wallet and "prominent air". And this isnt just a "rebellious phase". This is happening even in elementary school. And no its not some new thing because of PC culture.

The problem isnt wanton for sex and/or money. Its that they use it as a substitute for character and labor.

>>23320

It's far to dangerous to raise kids in front of the TV or on the internet these days, anyway. It always was, frankly. Ever wondered why the West is getting fatter and fatter, on average? Fucking screen time. Rather than let your kids play outside and trusting them not to take sweets from strangers and trusting them to be home by tea and setting boundaries, we have been terrified into thinking that if they're out of sight for one moment, they'll be grabbed by marauding gangs of paedos (forgetting that most child abuse is at the hands of family members). So they're rattling around bored and watching shit on television or the internets and munching on calorie-dense snack foods. Ironically, your kiddo is most likely to be nonced at on TikTok or other social media than in meatspace these days. All the more reason not to let them at smartphones or social media until they're over 16.

>>23434
>Ever wondered why the West is getting fatter and fatter, on average? Fucking screen time. Rather than let your kids play outside and trusting them not to take sweets from strangers and trusting them to be home by tea and setting boundaries
Remember when you were a little shit and got smacked upside the head in order to establish those boundaries, yeah, parents aren't allowed to do that any more.

Kids can literally get away with murder but the west is so soft they're remiss to slap 'em on the wrist for it.

Meanwhile the Chinese beat a kid within an inch of his life for dishonouring the family with bad grades. And lo their kids are smart and mindful.

>>23435

>Kids can literally get away with murder but the west is so soft they're remiss to slap 'em on the wrist for it.

Case in point: Shanda Sharer, Sylvia Likens....even the juvenile torturers/killers of the latter said they should've been punished more....

>>23434
>Internet and TV are dangerous for youth
Classic strawman. You actually think kids were innocent before television and Internet? You are sadly mistaken.

They're a nothing wrong with kids having smartphones. You just gotta get good parental blocks. And also, stop trying to euphemize the real world. And stop trying to deny children's acknowledgement of race, money, sex, and fashion. I'm sorry but the Luddite fantasy of childhood we assume for children is smothering and false.
If anything, childhood should go back to ending at 12. This whole "teenagers are children" is an artificial law finalized in the 1940s.
"But muh brain development". Classical confirmation bias strawmna used to further patronized and smother the youth. Which creates generations of faux-adults.
Like I said, adults in general have a weird smothering moralistic fetish for youth. They think children are supposed to be locked away in a wonderland where they're not allowed to disagree, question the grime of adults, or want possessions for themselves.

Adults ironically have no morals. Or rather, they use it for self-preservation.

>>23435
>Meanwhile the Chinese beat a kid within an inch of his life for dishonouring the family with bad grades. And lo their kids are smart and mindful.

I love this classic "Asian kids are role model children" straw man. Always uttered by wannabe disciplinarians or pedophobics. You haven't looked at the social/economic condition of East Asia at all. They're broken, emasculated, alot of them adapted asocial/hermetic lifestyles, etc.
But it goes to show: ADULTS REALLY DONT CARE ABOUT CHILDREN AS PEOPLE!!!

Romanticism of childhood was a fatal mistake.

>>23441
Also, forgot to add, "teenager" was a marketing buzzword made up in the 1940s.
Is it any coincidence that traditional pop gave way to rock'n'roll shortly after?

>>5688

Only if you are a normalfaggot that cares what people think. I think it's a hot pic, personally.

>>23803

>Only if you are a normalfaggot that cares what people think.

You mean like unironic imageboard users who are so concerned about what people think that they still desperately cling onto this dead medium 'cause normies use all the other cesspools like Fakebook and Twatter?

>>23814
what's it like to have an uncomfortable dildo up your front hole all day that makes you so angry and insufferable that you're no longer able to have fun?

>>23821

Why don't you ask all the boomerlennials who seem to have this puritanical contempt for fun? 'Cause everywhere I turn, it's one of y'all saying it's "degenerate" or "racist" when someone civilized, "normies," have fun.

>>5885
LoL at yourself. If she can do that job well she can.
Are you secretly upset about the thought someone younger than you having more abilities?

>>23824
It's more adults nowadays are becoming petulant about children's activities. Anything that's popular with kids is automatically bad bc "I don't understand it."

>>23828

>It's more adults nowadays are becoming petulant about children's activities.

That's why millennials keep fucking with youth culture - they're STILL seething over how much their childhood sucked, and are trying to live vicariously through today's YA books and cartoons, thus gentrifying and destroying those for today's, y'know, kids? Look at how many millennials supported Sarah Dessen, N.K Jemisin and others as they literally tried to fuck over a Zoomer college student for wanting to read about serious issues in college, not YA schlock.

You literally saw black millennial authors support a WHITE BOOMER KAREN going after a BLACK ZOOMER for wanting to read about police brutality - and all millennials can do is stomp their feet and insist they're not like boomers, honest!

Millennials are worse than boomers. Boomers will demand to speak to your manager. Millennials will want to speak to ALL your managers about this one time a decade ago.

Millennials have done to YA what they did to American comics: pushed out all the kids, had everything pander to them, then wonder why sales have plummetted and everyone makes fun of them.

Zoomers are playing violent video games, jacking off to anal sluts on Pornhub, and more, and why? Because "youth culture" is basically just a millennial hugbox where they can pretend they're still preteens, and zoomers are normal, civilized people who actually want to grow up and live life.

And don't think this shit isn't seen in the "right-wing" millennial sites either - how many right wing millennials, like those on 8kun doomer, do you see saying zoomers are trannyphile faggots or whatever, yet who was it that started the trend?

Boomers, with the sexual revolution. Millennials, who took it to the point of MAPs, Drag Queen Story Hour, Desmond is Amazing, etc.

Zoomers were just their guinea pigs.

Of course, I haven't even mentioned the zoomers who are more based than they are, who don't pretend to be "race realists" while watching shit made by non-whites and idolizing a country that killed white men in droves and tried to do what China did decades later and send literal plague balloons over to the West Coast. Sorta like how Joe Biden was actually more based than Trump when you compare their track records.

>>>23828
>
>>It's more adults nowadays are becoming petulant about children's activities.
>
>That's why...
*yawn*

>>23878
>yawn
typical teenage girl

>>23878
Why?
Because what I said is true?

>>23945
Yea I guess that's what you look like. A grumpy little fat zitty girl that never grew up

>>23950

>A grumpy little fat zitty girl that never grew up

So you mean a female version of yourself?

>>23944

>Because what I said is true?

Because millennials don't like it when you tell 'em off for being into children's activities like watching anime and playing video games.

>>24460
What are adult activities? Talking about the NASDAQ? Renewing your subscription to the AARP newsletter? Fuck off, you bitter prick.

>>24567
You forgot about watching 12-15 hours of TV, ogling at underage girls, blasting oldies music, walking the dogs, calling the grandchildren, etc.

>>24567

Oh my, I hit a nerve, didn't I? Look, faggot, no one said you couldn't do those things, but be honest with yourself about them.

>>24568

>You forgot about watching 12-15 hours of TV

Most of which is spent watching boys old enough to be their sons (or even grandsons) play kids games for six figure salaries. Sports camps and the like is just toddlers and tiaras grade shit for men.

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>>24567

1 Corinthians 13:11 says:

>When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

This what was taught to previous generations. For some reason, recently, our generation is proudly defying this.

It's perfectly OK to outgrow video games, comic books, toy collecting, and such. The last game console I had was a PS3. I barely played it, compared to the hours I put into gaming as a youth. I'm reminded of the spergouts over the AVGN's supposed decline. One reason I liked James' content is he remembers stuff the way a kid growing up in the eighties and nineties would, as that was the entire point of the AVGN "character"; some old man who was still mad at the toys he used to have way back in the day and refusing to let it go, which made people finding out he wasn't someone who kept playing vidya into adulthood something of a personal slight.

>What do you MEAN he doesn't know what a PS4 is?!

I know people living through other people is nothing new, but this is pathetic. This response (picrel) is my favorite, though. What a fucking loser. Imagine having your identity based off of a person reviewing games then crying about it. And they have an entire subreddit about this? And thing of it is, he did like vidya and did have a (albeit much smaller until he got more money) videogame collection. They're just mad that wasn't the only thing he did, and only liked the shit he had growing up.

And millennials wonder why people make fun of them. They literally write our material.

>>24585
Actually the boomers started the trend of holding onto childhood things and turning them into vicarious philosophy.
Also, there's nothing wrong with enjoying your childhood hobbies in adulthood. Just don't take it so seriously.
(Maturity is 4/5 aesthetics)

But I think millennial nostalgia is fuelled more by lack of life lived than any real experiences they wanna recreate.

>>24587

>Also, there's nothing wrong with enjoying your childhood hobbies in adulthood. Just don't take it so seriously.

And that's my point.

>I think millennial nostalgia is fuelled more by lack of life lived than any real experiences they wanna recreate.

Kinda hard to have any sorta life when you're bitch made and whining about muh normies or whatever. I personally want to be a fly on the wall when they're 50+ and see them have to cope with failing bodies AND nothing to look back on.

>>24591

>I think millennial nostalgia is fuelled more by lack of life lived than any real experiences they wanna recreate.

Hence their gentrification of YA. Look at John Green. You think that twig boy faggot's cringefests are written for kids/teens? Or for millennial goofs who can't get over the fact high school is over and the local Stacy didn't slut it up for them? I mean, shit, I read Looking for Alaska once and that's exactly what it was. Then I read his other works, and it's the exact same shit. And it figures he says he was inspired by David Foster Wallace, the living embodiment of a hipster band nobody's ever fucking heard of and never fucking will. Infinite Jest was a glorified proto-imageboard shitpost. You can literally HEAR the fedoras tipping, reading that shit.

>>24663
I think you're being unfair to Infinite Jest but I agree 100% about everything else. Looking for Alaska was fucking pathetic.

>>24746

Perhaps. I just don't really care for how overtly pretentious a lot of shit like IJ feels like, writing-wise. I mean, I GET the point of it, and all that, but DFW turned a fucking Monty Python skit that took about ten minutes to wear out its welcome into a doorpost. The political satire is hamfisted and idiotic, the humor is puerile, and the point is tired and worn out. Vonnegut did it much better. As for John Green, the guy is cringe incarnate. At least Stephanie Meyer's work had a visible appeal. I have yet to find anyone who can tell me why John Green is so great. The guy literally tries so hard to appeal to teens that it's almost embarassing, not even including the obvious self-inserts that always seem to be his protagonists. This is why kids don't read anymore. Because books these days aren't for them, they're for millennials who peaked in high school and can't stand aging with nothing to show for it. The 'precocious' youth go straight to shit like Melville and Poe, the rest just go straight to gaming.

>>24753
I also recognize the cringe in Infinite Jest but I think that 1. it's a pretty small percentage of the book, which is otherwise a very serious lesson in empathy and 2. it would have been a lot less cringe at the time it was published

Kurt Vonnegut is also reddit as fuck by modern standards, but at the time it was cutting edge. It's the same principle that makes classic 4chan sound like reddit, reddit copied something new and genuine and sucked the life out of it.

>>24762

Well, to be honest, I'm not that big a fan of Vonnegut. I just think if I want a critique of the status quo, he's better at it than DFW.

>is also reddit as fuck by modern standards, but at the time it was cutting edge. It's the same principle that makes classic 4chan sound like reddit, reddit copied something new and genuine and sucked the life out of it.

Have you actually READ Vonnegut? What's exactly Reddit-esque about him?

>>24764
Yes I have read multiple of his books and like them a lot. I don't know how to quantify this but it very much has that quippy, "so random" style. You can hear the smugness in his voice.

>>24769

I disagree. Writers like James Joyce and Robert Anton Wilson would qualify, moreso. On the other hand, Rand and Nabokov would fit right in on 4chan. Nabokov, especially. I'm going to be honest: I think Lolita is one of the most overrated books of all time; once you look past the risque subject matter, it's boring as fuck. I find his writing dull and his personality one I wouldn't want to know. Should have been a short story like the German one he stole the plot and characters from.

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>>24772
It's obviously a very subjective thing, but I'm not alone in thinking that Vonnegut has an extremely reddit tone (by modern standards). I'm not really talking about the actual content and message of the books, just how it 'sounds'.

I have not read those others but what I know about James Joyce totally corroborates what you're saying.