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Gaogaigar is about a young boy dealing with changes to his body.
Wacky robot sidekicks are involved.

honey and clover is about a bunch of angsty lovestricken art students who change nothing and sad on about it, and the show moves slower then a youth allowance claim in a south sydney centrelink office.

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>>29003
OP, all you needed to say was, "Samurais and hip-hop."

Akagi is about a young boy that plays a board game. He goes up against incredibly strong opponents, but he uses his almost-supernatural abilities to always win and foil the plots of the greedy crooks he faces.

The Big O is about a Japanese version of Batman who uses a big robot to fight other big robots.

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Ramen Figher Miki. Another anime series based in a restaurant, with a cast of characters who basically beat the snot out of each other, and hardly anyone ever gets to actually eat. There's a dog who fights too.

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Spastic as hell. Another "Magical Girl" show, yet. That Nabeshin guy shows up. Aliens. Lesbians of all sizes/ages. Trying to make sense of it is fruitless. Puni Puni Poemy. Why?

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>>29026
>>29029

Y'know, I thought the idea was to make them sound BAD. :D

>>29034
I tried to make Akagi sound like an insipid Saturday-morning show for kids, but I guess its awesomeness shines through no matter what.

>>29020
All you did was make it sound like an awesome Yugioh.

>>29034
I thought I could get away with some generic phrases to do Miki. But it's a hard series to ignore. Didn't think i'd be so lucky with Poemy.
But this concept is to damn with the faintest of praise to series we like, and it's not easy to really slam something you really do like, it just feels wrong to a lot of people. We went through this about a year and a half ago which mutated into this kind of aspect. It led to some srs trolling for awhile...but it's soooo easy to do! Example:

Another high school comedy, lots of characters with their own little quirks. Of course there's going to be the young (or at least young looking) genius in the bunch. Really original, yeah right. Everyday stuff kind of action. Tee hee Laughter. Some serious moments, not too many as tries to stay upbeat.

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>>29042
Whoops. forgot my pic.

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Unnamed protagonist joins different clubs in college in an attempt to find a perfect raven-haired maiden. There's also this guy named Ozu. He's kind of a dick and his hair looks like an onion.

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All the characters make bread, that's the entire fucking series - JUST MAKING BREAD - and everything is a pun.

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Gosick: Two socially awkward rich people go around solving complex mysteries in a matter of seconds.

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>>29074

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Ano Hana

A group of young adults who blame their problems on the death of a childhood friend. They are angsty and baww like little babies.

>>29074

that still sounds amazing

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Kino no Tabi is about a boring tomboyish girl with the least believable sidekick ever who travels through a world with no continuity at all.

Code Geass

Ansty-Emo uses plot-fu magic-eye to order others around and pretends he did it by being smart.

Also; he hates his parents.

>>29093
Death Note

Ansty-Ego uses plot-fu notebook to kill people and pretends he did it by being smart.

Also; he hates crime.

>>29092

oh wow. i thought it was a guy this whole time. but then again i only watched the first episode

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Lucky Star's story mainly portrays the lives of four Japanese girls attending a Japanese high school.

Black Lagoon

The A-Team + Thunder in Paradise - the good guys.

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Rozen Maiden is about a boy that plays with dolls

Yakitate Japan.
Lets bake bread

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Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha; A magical girl anime.

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A random assortment of freaks and hot girls have wacky adventures on a giant airship/city. They attend an academy on the city-ship that teaches them basic knowledge, and how to fight or something.

The plot is confusing is fuck, because it's based on light novels that were written by a guy with a severe case of autism.

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some lonely as fuck academic failure moves to tokyo to try to go to a cram school, finds an old computer, and lonelies himself into falling inlove with it, dressing it and teaching it as if it were a person

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Ignorant little brain damaged dickweed kindergarden kid likes to show his butt to people. Pretty much everyone in the show is some kind of retard.

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High School of the Dead is basically another rehashed zombie survival story with all the gratuitous fan service (i.e. tits, asses, slutty school girls, etc.) of an anime to give it something new.

>>29155
You described the show exactly, and it still sounds shitty.

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A swordless swordsman sets out on a quest to gather 12 legendary swords.

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Another freaking high school series regarding the student council, 4 chicks and a dude, and they hardly ever leave the room.

(to someone who likes 'srs animu')

"It's called Princess Mononoke"

K-ON is about some stupid little kids who are lonely, and end up making a band together to fight the failing of modern Japanese society to enable friendship between age groups.

>>29162
Another version:
K On is an unrealistically lighthearted story about a bunch of girls who pick up some instruments and form a band without bickering or any of the other trials that come with being in a band as if to mock people who are actually in a band.

>>29165
Yet another version:
K-ON is about a group of girls that form a band for no good reason. They are all talented for no reason whatsoever, and they succeed despite lacking any real commitment or devotion.

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High school girls do high school girl stuff. And have periods.

Kodomo no Jikan is a story about a heavily traumatized young girl who lost her mother and is now being molested by her uncle and her spiteful, neglected, and lesbian friend psychologically torturing, exploiting, and blackmailing their teacher who has shown a sexual interest in a 9 year old girl. Later he learns to not only accept this treatment but caves in and pursues a romantic relationship with the girl instead of seeking professional help for her and her equally troubled friends.

Actually, that makes it more interesting.

>>29192
This is how you make the series sound bad.

Kodomo no Jikan: The man and the little girl never have sex.

Prove me wrong, Watashiya! Prove me wrong!

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FLCL: It's fucking gay.

>>29157
Sounds interesting

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The entire anime only serves to illustrate the Japanese obsession with spouting random pieces of the English language along with an obscene amount of references to all things Germanic and/or Scandinavian. There's also a 180 degree tonal shift mid-season and a gratuitous trap.

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Animation Runner Kuromi Chan

Its about stress, deadlines, compromise and failure

>>29234
That actually got me interested in the series.

>>29236
Its very hard to be mean to the show, there two episodes at 40mins each - Every minute is golden, anyone in the media industry can understand just how many people work hard to bring you a programme and this puts it into perspective.

But I'll try again at this game, its fun

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REDLINE

Its a love story pretending to be about cars and warfare

Mushishi: A guy with one eye and no friends walks around and plays with invisible animals

R.O.D the TV is about three sisters who like to play with paper.

Azumanga Daioh! is about cute girls doing cute things.

Neon Genesis: Evangelion is about both adults and children trying to get over their personal problems.

Perfect Blue is about a pop singer trying to become an actress.

Kare Kano is a high school romantic comedy.

Not a whole lot happens throughout Haibane Renmei.

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Planetes: garbage collectors worry about losing their jobs and bitch endlessly about how they get no respect while world changing events pass them by.

To Aru Kagaku no Railgun: overpowered Mary Sue with a fondness for cute frogs allows herself to be dragged around by sexually abusive roommate and fights a series of preposterous enemies with the odd break for posing near-nude.

Baccano.
A gangster falls in love with a girl made of semen by an alchemist.

Haibane Renmei: people with wings talk to each other;

Wolf's Rain: angsty teens (who are also wolves) spend the entire serie desperately trying to look cool;

Moribito: a girl baby-sits a kid, but no sex is involved;

Golden Boy: a hentai without the interesting bits and with moral lessons;

Excel Saga: the Japanese copy of "Monty Pythons' Flying Circus";

Last Exile: the director is a big fat loser who wishes he was a young blond boy that pilots airships and shit;

Blue Submarine No. 6: it's a story written by a hippy about how we should love all the creatures on Earth;

Princess Mononoke: don't burn trees;

Ghost in the Shell: military-grade cyborgs talk about their feelings.

Innocence: military-grade cyborgs deal with the fact their crush ditched them.

Stand Alone Complex 1st Gig: a specialist police unit and their talking robots (more like moe-bots amirite?) solve a series of internet crimes.

SAC 2nd Gig: Japanese politics.

Solid State Society: Major Mary Suekanagi returns to solve more crimes about the internet and old people.

>>29434
Excel Saga: ADHD plus sugar plus caffeine plus crack plus pure hyperactive annoying nonsensical jokes and it all amounts to absolutely no punchline.

Cowboy bebop is about a green haired bounty hunter with eyes that are two different colors, a cop with a robot arm, a slut, and an obnoxious loli designed by a pedophile. and thers a mangy mut. the mafia has some internal politics and shit goes down.

Jin roh:
>MY JOB MAKES ME SAAAAAD

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>>29444
Spike has brown eyes.

>>29448
ones a lighter brown
mary sues often have different eye colors or other features such as oddly colored hair
hence the use of that in this thread to make it sound shitty

Pokemon: Gotta catch them all!

Dragonball: Gotta collect them all!

One Piece: Gotta find the treasure!

Great Teacher Onizuka: Animu about a guy who shouldn't be teaching kids. He is also a 20 something year old virgin.

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Depression, depression, depression, COOL HELL SHIT, final depressive note with just a hint of optimism (optimism not guaranteed)

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Berserk : Two best friends love the same girl, but both are too fond of their badassery to admit their love. Their friendship breaks over the girl and they both end up miserable, psychotic, and unable to talk to their beloved without raping her.
Also there's a gay elf.

>>29489
You could have just said elf.

>>29452
Yugioh-I wanna be the best card user type of guy!
Avatar-I wanna be the best element using type of guy!
BeyBlade-I wanna be the best spinning top type of guy!
Duel Masters-I wanna be the best card user type of guy!
Initial D-Watch me drift in my honda!
Fist of the north star-You're already dead.
Claymore-I wanna be the best sword using type of girl!
Ponyo and the cliff-Infants in love, fish girl and tidal waves
Basalisk-Let's all kill each other!
Slam dunk-I wanna be the best basketball type of guy!

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Mononoke - 'House' with magic.
To Aru Kagaku no Railgun/Majutsu noIndex - Every female character represents a different fetish

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A bunch of angsty teens fight each other because they got mad with the internet. Majority of male characters are probably gay.

Summer Wars - rather than boning the rich girl who has the hots for him, the main character plays on the internet with her shota cousin.

GoDannar-Big ol' robots, big ol' tits and big ol' asses

Black Butler-NOT about a black guy whose a butler

Gunslinger Girl-Young girls shoot the hell out of stuff

Boogiepop Phantom-NOT about a dancing, pop singing ghost

Tokyo Godfathers-3 hobos find a baby on christmas

Black Blood Brothers-NOT about black guys being bros

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People talk and then get shot.

>>29526
>Boogiepop Phantom-NOT about a dancing, pop singing ghost

Oh my God I would watch that. I liked Boogiepop anyway tho.

>Tokyo Godfathers-3 hobos find a baby on christmas (add: they do not eat it)

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Gundam 0079: War is hard!

Gundam 0080: BAWWW

Gundam Wing: War sucks.

Gundam 00: Wars are bad. You shouldn't have wars, m'kay?

G Gundam: THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!

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Ouran High school Host Club - A story about a Girl who is force to become a Host to pay for a flower vase.

Serial Experiments Lain - Girl can't differentiate between her online personality and her real one

Welcome to the NHK: A lonely twisted hikkikomori gets drunk/high/both every day with his lonely twisted otaku friend. A lonely twisted girl tries to get him "cured," in order to make herself seem less lonely and twisted. Along the way, the lonely twisted hikkikomori meets a bunch of other people, who are, of course, lonely and twisted.

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Note: the term "hikkikomori" is used very loosely here, as the protagonist goes outside almost every episode.

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FMA - Two young boys try to bring their mother back to life using magic even though it is forbidden, has terrible consequences and has never been done successfully. Surprise, Surprise it fucks up, one of the boys gets trapped in a suit of armour and the other loses an arm and a leg, but luckily for him his neighbours happen to be robot limb makers. So they try to find a magic stone to restore their bodies even though one of the boys is pretty much imortal and the the other can turn his arm into a sword whenever he wants

FMA Brohood - Pretty much the same but with more blood and less nazis

still loved both though

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Blue Gender is about so guy who's cryfrozen and when he wakes up there's alien bugs everywhere. He realizes he's good with mechs, so he fucks shit up and gets laid.

Oh god I loved it so much, oh god oh god oh god

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it's about a robot who dies

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An anime about unkillable super heroes who capture villains who have very little or no powers. They capture villains only because their corporate sponsors pay for them to advertise all over their hero costume.

Forgot to mention. It makes you buy a lot of pepsi, since watching the show I have been drinking 1L+ per day.

>>30288
Blue Gender was a high concept, low enjoyment series riding on the 'serious anime' boom in the late '90s, structurally and thematically dependent on the trend's instigator, NGE. It sucked~

Amagami SS: Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown! The, at times, painfully awkward main character dates various girls on Christmas. And that is about it, really.

>>30296
Hmm, the characters seemed real and relatable, their personality was dinamic, changing as the series goes on. The plot seems silly, but just the factor that the characters aren't something you can brand like "The calm guy, that angry chick that's totally hot, that dude that's always happy regardless of any situation he's thrown at"makes me like it. I'm not one to enjoy most mecha animes, but I liked this one.

Opinions, I guess.

>>30306
Also, Blue Gender wasn't afraid to kill people. Anime may have progressed, but it's still rare to see series that freely kill people right before your eyes without making it a huge, series-impacting moment.

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Since it seems people almost forgot what this thread was about originally, kindasorta......

ahem, time to do some more damning with the faintest of praise, or something like that.

A series that couldn't have been good, considering how many people decided to quit talking about it. All in all another high school harem comedy with fanservice everywhere, most of it inappropriate as hell ...

Okay, with those last few words, enough would give up on it already as it would offend those with dramatically superior tastes. Anyway.

A bunch of stereotype misfits get together in high school and form a club.

That's about all, right?

Oh yeah, a few more things-the VAs are stereotyped as well, and the OP and ED songs suck because they don't fit the manga. Hey, it's not like anyone at all would ever want to hear the whole versions of either, amirite?

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Four girls talk about nothing and do nothing while living extremely ordinary high school lives. The cast grows, but still nothing happens. Then they do a cheer show.

Toppa Tengen Gurren Lagann - A nonsense giant robot anime tries to be emotionally engaging. Actually about cocks.

>>30360
Spoilers, jeez! Tell people it's all about cocks ruins the fun~

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Plenty of opportunity remaining here.

Bounen no Xamdou -- The girl from Eureka Seven is blended with Nausicaä in a world of pointless violence against soulless aggression. No one ever communicates, but there is still a lot of mail to deliver.

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Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: So much Japanese text flying
through the screen that you have to pause every five seconds.

Mail mail.

All the while Itoshki is showing you and his class of cliche
students how terrible the world actually is.

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Sousei no Aquarion: mean euro-angels want to kill us. Humans oppose them with mecha and soft porn. Can we combine enough cliches to make everyone feel good and save the world?

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Gothic lolita and apples.

>>29241
This made me want to watch the series.

>>31209
she's not a loli though

>>31231
I was always under the impression that that was the name of the style, as well. A quick google/wikipedia search should confirm that.

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Serial Experiments Lain is about a kid who sits in front of the computer all day.

xxxholic is about a guy who has a shitty part-time job at a local shop owned by an old woman.

DBZ: a bunch of japanese superheroes without capes and secret identities

sailor moon: power rangers but with sailor uniforms and no giant robots

pokemon: cockfighting

digimon: a disaster strikes at a summer camp and 7 kids have a collective dream while in a coma about playing pokemon.

trigun: a carnivorous plant that uses guns fights a bunch of mexicans in the wild west.

>>31245
All of those are surprisingly accurate.

Ranma 1/2: A boy learns to love being a transsexual

Serial Experiments Lain: playful middle-school lolis meet the internet.
Spice and Wolf: your generic middle class couple teaches economics, renaissance fair edition.

>Paprika
It's about some guy that in fears terror upon others, who steals a device to go into other peoples dreams, and this girl, who doesn't exist, but is actually a girl who does exist, eventually stops him.

>Explained in the worst way possible.

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Clannad (after story)
Story about two teenagers (one likes being sick so she doesn't have to go to school) try to make it in the world with minimum wage. SPOILER wife dies living guy with kid, shortly after he becomes douchebag dad. and tries to blame it on his own douchbag dad. this is possibly the most saddest, most depressing anime out there. you may want to kill yourself afterward.

bleach: yu-yu hakisho with swords
gundam wing: star wars with giant mechs
tenshi: a group of people attempt to rape a teenager

>>31266
I'd like to fix that for you
bleach: wasting time but there are girls and weapons
gundam wing: wasting time but there are gay boys
tenshi: a couple of harem shows

but the fully summarize

shonen: a complete waste of time.

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Seems like forever since I played this game.

Okay, howzabout this? It's too damn short. It is pretty much nothing but inside (the series) jokes.

If anyone ever got into Haruhi because of this, they are retarded.

And....Atchakura-chan gives me diabetes.

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Kashimashi is about a boy who's hit by a spaceship and rebuilt by the aliens as a girl. The two girls who liked her as a boy now have to deal with their feelings.

Seriously, that's the whole show.

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Evangelion: Emo kids pilot giant robots. It also includes LOLDEEP symbolism.

Gundam Wing: A group of Gay boys terrorize the Earth with giant robots.

Gundam 00: A group of Gay men terrorize the Earth with giant robots.

Digimon Tamers: An Eva-Serial Experiments Lain ripoff tries to be LOLDEEP.

>>31322
the only way the japanese try to be deep is copying either the bible, the kaballah, or the gnostics.

for example, name someone yeshua who turns out to be a savior,

>>31323
also forgot about freud and jung. give each character a different personality disorder.

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>>29003
Madoka is just about these 4 little girls dying over and over in terribly animated fight sequences. Basically, it's Groundhog's Day, but with tons of melodrama and nonsensical plot lines. Really though... It's just Groundhog's Day with 17 year old girls. Except it's not funny, and it could have used more Bill Murray.

>>31360
At what point in Groundhog Day did Bill Murray willingly travel back in time to save his lesbian lover?

>>31363
Well, there was that homeless guy...

>>29086
agreed.

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Fucktons of recycled animation and music, a bad case of Everyone Is Bisexual from everyone and incest from siblings, and sometimes swords and/or cars get involved.

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I knew there was a series I'd forgotten to add to this thread.

This series has the most un-hip music ever. The characterization is as saccharine as possible. Storyline challenges you to stay upbeat and finally beats you down with an ending many consider unacceptable.

Where ya at Lion of Judah-you're the /a/ that talked me into enjoying Princess Tutu?

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guy walks the earth, chasing butterflies and other monstrosities that only he can see.

"it's mushi, i aint gotta explain shit"

characters are simply cliche plot props, and they all look the same. plenty of walking, smoking, occasionally a mix of the two. narrator most probably died of old age (138-ish, in chink years) shortly after the series concluded. that's probably the reason there won't be a second season.

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Welcome to the N.H.K.

The life of a social recluse and how he deals with his "issues". Good for loling at.

Ending was fucking gay, could have been better.

>>30355
Include title please, would you?

>>31817
Yea the midseason for NHK felt a lot closer to a proper ending. I know that they were going for something more ambiguous, but everything kinda ramped down emotionally after that, and I found my interest waning towards the end.

>>31818

Whoops, sorry about that. At the time, /a/ had a lot of people into this series, so I kind of neglected to give the title under the assumption that most people already knew about Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai.

Enjoy!

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Hmm, since a few other series that have the same issues regarding their endings have already been listed in this thread, namely Mahoromatic, and Princess Tutu, I might as well add another to the list.

This is another bang-bang shoot'em up series, with impossibly cute fightin' Nuns alongside a demon-as if that combination would work.

More fighting against other demons, across the country in a time when apparently they did have mobile phones (explanations for which, not given), and the plot devices are pretty silly.

Oh yes, the ending. People don't like it.

I give you a series that I don't believe many people would like (though I do), Chrono Crusade.

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Gorefest and tragedies also serves as fap material.

Gundam 0079: A boy stumbles into a weapon and later gets slapped.

The 8th MS Team: Mobile Suit Gundam: Vietnam. Also has an overpowered boob with a Zaku head for a nipple.

Gundam 0080: NOOOO BERNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gundam 0083: Top Gun with a stolen Mobilesuit. Plot gaps and an overpowered brick with a Gundam in it.

Char's Counterattack: Superman Returns but with Amuro.

Gundam Unicorn: I'm Katoki, look at me. HAJIME KATOKI. LOOK AT ME. OHHHHH BOOOYYY, THESE'LL MAKE FOR SOME TRICKY HIGH GRAAAADES!!!

Kampfer: Dudes be Bitches be Crazy.

Evangelion: Some girls with daddy issues end the world twice. (maybe three or four times, who the fuck knows or cares?)

MINDGAME: Horny hipsters and an old fart stuck in fish. They then accomplish everything possible in life in a short montage. Rectangle dicks.

Spirited Away: A girl tries to un-pigify her parents by befriending a WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

Akira: Some baby gains superpowers and turns into a big baby and then dies.

Princess Mononoke: Cancer everywhere.

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Another moe-ridden High School Comedy with deities who appear as....teenagers. Woah, original!

Series that is annoyingly lame in shortness, and the series attracted retards who didn't like a plot line. Result? Author becomes ill/runs away from threats.

Yeah, that's a stable fanbase.

But that's Kannagi.

Naruto - A story where anyone, no matter how weak, can become great with hard work and perseverance suddenly changes into a story where only people with superior genetics are worth shit.

A lone mercenary makes a bunch of friends but they all die.
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A boy is chosen to save the world, then he kills everyone instead.

Doubt promises to be a parallel to a game of suspicion, paranoia and accusing your friends to be killers.

Instead, it's an extremely bland slasher with hypnosis as a convenient plot device.

>>32188
>liking Naruto
Nigga what's wrong witchu?

>>32216

It was freaking amazing in the first arc (tough for anyone to deny that)... and then pretty steadily has been declining in quality since then. Most people just don't remember that far back.

>>32216
There is a reason why it's very popular. It has actually gotten a-lot better than it used to be. I think people who dislike the show jump on the hate bandwagon or just remember regular Naruto and haven't seen Naruto Shippuden.

>>32225
Do they ever integrate their technology or sciences with their ninja stuff? They have televisions and shit, so their technological capabilities can't be that primitive. They obviously have some form of academia, there's evidence of it all over.

I only saw the first few dozen episodes, but there wasn't any evidence to show that the creator(s) experimented with the rational possibilities of their world, it just seemed like they used our known technology whenever they found it convenient. The rest of it was just action and more action, topped of with a frosting of anime cliches and typical shounen plot progression, served with a side of magic to make the action interesting.

The people in Naruto's world have things like satellites and telecommunications and computers, but their use of these things didn't take into account that this is a whole new world. They didn't even make use of one of the oldest sciences known: chemistry. It's obvious that they have plastics and bombs and such, so why doesn't anyone apply that chemical knowledge to their ninja stuff? It's not that hard to make up science, even when it's absurd.

I haven't seen any hint of intellectualism or innovation in the show, so I'm asking whether or not they presented a mix of culture and the effect that their sciences had on it in a way that would be interesting rather than a hollow reflection for the sake of familiarity.

For instance, I haven't seen anyone use a gun in Naruto. Ever. Why aren't there non-ninjas with guns? Why aren't there ninjas with special ninjutsu guns? Where are all the ninja scientists and inventors? Why isn't anyone researching the biological functions of ninjutsu? Their ninja shit has been part of their world for a long time, why isn't there science surrounding it? They can launch over two thousand tons of metal into space through sheer ballistics but they can't figure out how to integrate that stuff with their combat?

What I'm trying to convey here is an inquiry, I'm sorry if it seems like I'm only trying to rip on Naruto. Please understand that from what I've seen, it's nothing too spectacular. If it does display some sort of experimentation like this, that's what I'm looking for. Just some hint that all the elements of the world they live in were considered in the writing.

>>32229
They do have a sort of telecommunication system but it's only used in times of crisis where a shinobi is hooked to a machine using chakra to speak to the minds of other ninja on the battlefield. As for guns there is one but it is not cannon. (No pun intended.) Where man named Bando who is a black market salesmen has a amputated right hand where he attaches a custom made chakra channon. As for tv's, they do have them but again it mostly used by important people to talk between nations and probably to expensive for mass production for the public. I do however thank you for not ripping on the show for no reason like other mindless channers.

>>32229

It's the exact same reason none of the wizards in Harry Potter use guns. It would completely destroy the balance of power between the other wizards (or ninja, as the case my be) and ruin the point.

And, NO, the "ninja shit" as you put it hasn't been around there very long. Judging by how well I know the Naruto history, the very first ninja (who invented all the ninjutsu or whatever) lived a very long time ago (centuries?), but the ninja world in it's current incarnation (with the hidden villages and whatnot) has only existed for about five generations — perhaps 100 years. Before this, there was probably some apocalyptic war that knocked everyone down to the stone age.

In any case, if you're looking for something "deep" in a shounen anime... I don't really understand. Especially with shounen works of this LENGTH; which, after a while the author is just pulling shit out of his ass every week and retconning connections back to what he did before. It's not like a novel or a movie which is made in its entirety and all the kinks worked out and the history and world fleshed out before release.


(The use of ninjutsu in Naruto really reminds me of the technological wonders in Stephen King's: The Tommyknockers. They don't know HOW this magic shit works, they just know that it DOES work, and so they do it. In the case with Naruto, a lot of the stuff is passed down through families and seems to be taken for granted more and more by successive generations. It's more alchemy than science — based on legend and witches-brews of ingredients instead of any kind of empirical progression — except the part where it actually works.)

>>32230
I see, all right. So it's not really emphasized whether or not they merged their academics with their ninjutsu? That's mildly disappointing.

>>32232
That's beside the point. I was wondering whether or not they fully explored the world they made, which it doesn't look like they did. I'm not looking for something deep, just a setting which they managed to actually think about rather than just going with what seems cool. Something with a little brain power behind it, you know? The Legend of Korra is an example I can point to which shows what I mean. They asked themselves how bending would influence their industrial revolution, so they went and explored that.

The science is there in Naruto but they don't explain why their culture just goes on ignoring it, as if there's not one single person in the world curious enough to try and figure out how this shit works or develop any infrastructure or anything. No engineers, no doctors, no inventors. Just... clay huts built next to convenience stores (which now that I think about it would imply some sort of corporate infrastructure exists). I've also just realized that they have computers. Computers break. Who fixes them if nobody knows how anything works? Who fixes anything if they don't know how it works? The whole thing is a mess in my perspective.

To me it's like the Naruto guys are saying:
"We have radio technology! How do we improve society with this wondrous invention?"
"We don't. Instead of developing it to better our people with ease of communication, we'll keep it for the ninjas."
"What? Uh, okay. Well, do we want to research how to make it better suited for them or..."
"No. We're not going to try and improve any of our technology or medical research or anything like that. Radio headsets are all we need. It's all about ninjas."
"So do we want to figure out how ninjutsu works in order to better our people?"
"No, we're only going to better our ninjas."
"With technology and science and a yearning for discovery?"
"No, with ninja antics."
"Why don't we use ninja antics and technology?"
"Ugh. Fine. We'll look into it."
Then they came out with
>a shinobi is hooked to a machine using chakra to speak to the minds of other ninja on the battlefield
And stopped all further research.

>>32235

The convenience stores are family-owned and -operated, as is basically everything else. So there is no corporate structure, or any real regulations or government beyond the nebulous rule of the "kage", who seems about as relevant to daily life as England's Queen. (In fact, I strongly suspect the main role of the kage [hokage in particular] is to act as a suicide bomb of sorts to protect the village — at the cost of their own life — whenever some bad shit goes down. Self-sacrifice is EXPECTED, which is probably why Jiraiya went "Yeah, fuck that." when offered the position.)

And the villages seem, to me, to be very specialized. This is actually closer to modern life than you might have realized. 99% of people DON'T know how to fix a computer, and so when it breaks they send it out to a shop to fix it. How it gets fixed is irrelevant. In the case with Naruto, they probably send their broken computers out to the Hidden Electronics Village to get repaired.

As for your assertion that everything seems devoted to ninja... well, YEAH! This is a world that is in constant instability, where World Wars have occurred roughly once a generation for the last five generations, where leaders are routinely assassinated and whole villages occasionally destroyed, where there are enough orphans to make up half the main cast (and nearly every filler character). This is a world where children are made to fight (sometimes to the death) to demonstrate the military might of the country they live in, for the stated purpose of avoiding being invaded by appearing weak. This is a world where one country thought the best way to weed out the weak ninja students was to have the strong ones murder them as part of an emotion-dulling exercise. This is a world where kaijuu-sized monsters are implanted in babies so they won't fall into the hands of the enemy; and they know full well that (if they survive, which most don't) they will face a life of isolation and mistreatment.

This is a world where war is constant and ninja are the only things that matter because the alternative is annihilation. Hell, in the real world, most of the technology we take for granted (computers, satellites, airplanes, the internet) was created for the military, and only later used by civilians.

>>32247
All the more reason why it doesn't make sense. They don't display their military might through things like missiles (made possible by rocketry and radio guidance systems, which they are capable of) and widespread use of guns (made possible by ballistics, chemistry, and metallurgy, which they are more than capable of). Instead, nobody bothers to think "How can use this to make us fight better?" and they just stick to toying with ninja magic because the writer couldn't be arsed to think about the rules he inadvertently made for himself. He couldn't bother to use the potential story possibilities which spawn from a changing world, even when that world is focused on fighting itself. Instead he decided to focus solely on ninja combat, and you can only go with that for so long before it stagnates.

The simple fact is that there's no coherence between what they're obviously capable of- what they undeniably must know is possible- and what they implement. There aren't any reasons for why this shit is there, the technology they use is only a convenient plot device. The setting does not display a single modicum of ingenuity. Computers rocked our world, but not theirs. Satellites and rocket science provided new goals for our world, but not theirs. They have things which would change any culture on any planet, but there's no evidence to either show that change or a reason why there is no change.

Guns would allow even non-ninjas to kill people. Wouldn't you rather arm your country to the teeth with weaponry like that so that you could boast about how your entire population can kill any threat? Deter any invader by arming the populace? Destroy attacking villages without so much as stepping foot in them? Defend your people from armies before anyone can even see each other?

Please, if you're not going to provide evidence from the show that my argument is invalid then just stop nitpicking. It seems as though there is no internal consistency between what they have and what they do. The things they have are just there for convenience. If there's evidence in the show to provide a reason that they ignore technology and academic endeavors, that's what I'm looking for. I want the show to explain why they don't want to be better killers. Nobody in the show asks "why?", they're not interested in finding alternative ways to become superior. If you could point out where the show explains its people's self imposed ignorance, I'd appreciate it. Until then, it seems to me like their logic is as follows:

End multiple lives from miles away with the push of a button? Craziness. That'll never show the other villages how powerful we are.

Perform some awkward hand gesture so that you can potentially give someone within your line of sight a few scrapes and bruises and burns? Seems reasonable! Let's use that to scare the shit out of those other villages, it's a much more sound plan than that missile crap.

>>32251
To be honest, some jutsu that characters use seem way more powerful than in comparison to a simple gun. Plus why would they haul a gun around when they can call upon jutsu if need be?

>>32252
It doesn't have to be limited to guns, I think. That was just an example of what people who aren't ninjas could use.

I'd prefer if the discussion would stick to the point I'm making rather than having people attack selected pieces of it out of context.

>>32251

There isn't an answer that will satisfy you. One cannot start asking WHY an author chose to have the plot go one way or another without simply being an idiot. You want to know the reason Naruto is about magic ninjas instead of armies of realistic soldiers equipped with guns and missiles? Because the author wanted to write a goddamn manga about magic ninjas, because preteen boys in Japan (and, it so happens, elsewhere) happen to LIKE magic ninjas. That's all there is to it. Is the technology illogical, apocryphal, downright schizo? Yes, definitely yes. But does anyone care? No; because using the technology to do things which are not related to magic ninja would cut into the time to tell about magic ninja. Kishimoto (the author) isn't a terribly smart guy. He ripped half of Naruto off of Dragonball and the other half off of stuff Togashi wrote (YuYu Hakusho, HunterxHunter). All he wanted to do was write a manga about magic ninja, which he did a fairly good job of for a while (less more recently, but that's just my opinion) and screw everything else. If he wanted a gritty realistic story about proper use of military muscle, he would have done that, but he did not want that!


(Also, staying in-universe, I think you missed what I mentioned about each country being on the edge of annihilation, and barely able to stay in balance with the forces of the other countries, while trying their hardest. If they devoted just ONE PERSON to science instead of inventing ninjutsu, that might be enough to cause them to be invaded and destroyed. Besides, we've seen several jutsu [in particular everything the bijuu and/or Uchiha do] that are literally on the scale of atomic weaponry. I've no idea how far you are in the manga/anime, but there was a dude named Pain a few arcs back that used a single massively-scaled-up jutsu to FLATTEN the entirety of Naruto's home village. It was basically a gravity-based nuclear bomb. Yeah, most ninja don't have the power to do that, and it was kinda a game-breaker to introduce it in the first place, but it DOES exist. The countries in Naruto have ninjutsu, and they're committed to ninjutsu, and while they're in a state of constant war or Cold War, they have to devote all their time and power to developing ninjutsu. To reference an oft-quoted condition of the old Soviet Union, they cannot support a Guns-and-Ninjutsu Economy. Perhaps when Naruto unites the world with his... Naruto-ness, when everyone is in peace and happiness and eternal brotherhood [and other such things John Lennon would extol] some people will have the time to start a Renaissance of sorts. But it won't happen right now because they're too busy using what power they have to keep themselves alive.)

>>３２２５５
Suspense of disbelief, nig

Anyway, Naruto is going to shit again with the whole sennin mode, fox mode and whatever. Why the hell didnt Jiraiya use sennin mode whenever he got into trouble in the earlier volumes? Author's making this shit up during his toilet visits or something. Currently, there's characters that fight as their tailed-beast forms. Essentially mecha. So of course Naruto also transforms into his mech form. Who knows where it goes from here? Definately not the author.

>>32255
Well that's a much more understandable view, thanks for actually addressing what I was getting at. Like I said, I only saw a few dozen episodes, so the things I saw didn't really include the inevitable "god mode" attacks that every long running shounen resorts to. Hopefully you can understand that all I observed was ninjas in day-glow clothing who have multiple methods of killing each other but only used one.

>>32262

As I said before, Kishimoto isn't very smart, and the Naruto universe is very small. Physically even: in fact the entire "world" seems to be maybe a thousand miles across (while in pursuit of Sasuke, Naruto and company ran across roughly an entire country in a day), and not nearly as deep in history. Usually, a fictional world is shown to the reader/viewer via a series of tiny windows which hint at a much richer and deeper mythology and reality underneath it. Naruto really doesn't have any of that. Oh sure, new shit pops up (or is retconned in) all the time, but it's not the same.

Case in point. Kakashi is supposed to be the "copy-ninja" who supposedly copied several THOUSAND jutsu, or so. Over the course of the series, he's used maybe 25 different ones... about on par with the other major characters. You'd think he'd use radically different ones in every fight, because every opponent is different. But when push comes to shove, he always uses the SAME ONE EVERY TIME, the Kamehameha... oh excuse me, the Raikiri. Every single time. Because that's his "best" jutsu, and every single opponent seems to be just enough to bring out his "best", but not enough to actually beat him. A detestable shounen convention that everyone here should be familiar with.

>>32266
Holy hell, that's more uncreative than I imagined.
Strange day when Naruto falls below your expectations.

>>32162

Started reading Gantz because of this post

It's AMAZING.

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A shapeshifting alien parasite fails to take control of a teenage boys brain but takes his hand instead, together they explore what it means to be human.

There are other parasites with varying levels of success.

Everybody dies.

>>32267

I maintain that the first arc was the best, and the second arc a distant second; I mean the first arc was freaking AMAZING, one of the best I've seen in all of manga/anime. Hell, even the OP/ED were the best of the fricken series.

(But anyway, this has gotten way off topic...)


DBZ: The World's Worst Father beats up aliens through the power of constipation, and always wins even if it doesn't make any sense.

This thread is now my primary source of anime to watch.

Busou Shinki
Military robots designed under the guise of toys fight military robots based on said toys.

>>32274

can't... stop... reading

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Baccano!

There is no main character and the time line is a messed up ( the beginning is the end and the end is the beginning). Some immortals find their way to a train and there is a fight between two groups wearing black and white suits. And there is no resolution.

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Since the name hasn't been brought up in about a year or so, time to remind people why Sky Girls sucks.
It's Strike Witches without the marketing.

Hmm, let's see.....not distributed outside Japan.
It's cutesy, but not quite "moe".
And hey, who would ever buy figures of mecha and/or lolis in plugsuits?

>>32355
I love that show so much, contrary to everything in my mind that screams 'no, it's awful!'

Also it's Strikes Witches + Blue Gender

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>>32356

Yeah, I just decided to re-watch this again. I still lover the OP, Mell is such an overlooked "I've" member.

But I also started to watch something I'd dl'ed over a year or so ago but never watched until this weekend. And I really can't add it to this list yet, because I;'m still undecided on if I like it or not. Venus Versus Virus. I like the manga, but the anime through 4 eps? Animation is weak, and outside of Lucia the character design leaves much to be desired.
Since I do enjoy shows like Rozen Maiden and Princess Resurrection, I figured it would be worth a shot.

The bad part is-I somehow dl'ed the english dub, which had the ADV B-Squad, and that doesn't help much either.
I figure I gotta get the subbed version, it just doesn't seem right to watch a series with Minori Chiara dubbed.

>>32201
I would ask what show you're referring to here, but I think it's far too obvious to everyone ^_^

Let's see now...

The Guyver: Useless emo kid discovers a damaged symbiotic alien exosuit which destroys most of what's left of his mind. Spends the rest of the series being generally useless and only managing to protect his own life, that of his wet-lettuce sort-of-girlfriend and cowardly fat friend through a series of unlikely deus ex machina.

Grave of the Fireflies: Whiny orphaned teenager and his infant sister get shunned and disowned by everyone they know and end up unsuccessfully begging on the streets of WW2 Japan. Hiroshima happens but we don't see it. They die. World + wife on other side of 4th wall has a sobbing fit.

Nausicaa (either version): Whiny emo teenage female christ/aslan stand-in tries to save undeserving and ungrateful post-apocalyptic humanity from itself and preserve what remains of the original ecosystem through stupidly over-the-top self sacrifice. There is a nuclear powered robot with a leaky reactor, an old dude who is almost as good with a sword as he is at tending his facial hair, and chocobos in disguise. Some flying and action happens, but nowhere near as much as the trailer would have you believe. Japanese geeks have spent 20 years trying to recreate her jet glider and keep failing it.

Porco Rosso: chauvinistic failing-mercenary pilot gets involved in a love battle for his childhood crush with a slimy american caricature. The outcome is a draw. There are also useless pirates, a spunky ginger girl, and nazis, but their presence is all rather peripheral and is never explained, and neither is the fact of the main character being an anthropomorphic pig.

Pom Poko: anthropomorphic japanese raccoons use their shape-shifting testicles to fight against urban sprawl spreading into the forest. They fail.

Eden of the East: typical author-wish-fulfillment fantasy where the male protagonist wakes up naked and amnesiac with a may-as-well-be-magic-powered phone that can grant any wish for a fee taken out of a ludicrously big bank balance. Eventually it turns out he has to "save japan" and there are other guys with the same mission who instead seem hell bent on killing him instead. The female protagonist follows him for pretty much no reason other than some romantic dream she had about a prince, and doesn't contribute a great deal despite being ostensibly quite smart. Then the internet based global surveillance database company she's on the board of gets involved and the JPN navy/air force becomes convinced that it makes a lot of sense to start firing missiles at their own cities. The ending makes no sense, the series has a great love of acronyms that you have to google for in order to know what's going on, the theme song changes to something much worse after the first episode, and a fat shut-in survives being shot for pretty much no reason at all.

Cowboy bebop: Slacker versions of Dog The Bounty Hunter battle starvation and fuel poverty. IN SPAAAACE. The amnesiac slutty girl character then tries to rediscover her past via the medium of betamax. It's a lot like an animated Firefly but without the sympathetic characterisation and with less continuity.

Love Hina: A guy takes a job working at a family bathhouse without asking any questions at all. Turns out his aunt has set him up at an all-female resort for the lulz (somehow he never knew any details about the place or ever went there in all his 18 years). Predicatable love battles occur, and drag on & on & on & on. He gets punched a lot. The loli one never gets naked, despite coming close. Also there is a turtle? Has a good title sequence though.

Ponyo: This is what Studio Ghibli end up making when there's a recession. It's like the Little Mermaid but with production values exchanged for less annoying characterisation and soundtrack. Would have been better if the main focus was on the Hot Mom character rather than the tots. God only knows what's happening in the last 5 minutes.

I just realized that many of the animes I like are ones where the ending is not really of the typical "Happy" variety and the protagonists, if they even survive, don't accomplish what they were trying to accomplish throughout the plot.


Cowboy Bebop: Constantly poor space cowboys try to not be poor. They fail, and/or die.

Outlaw Star: Constantly poor space outlaws try not to be poor and then try to gain the key to the universe. They fail.

Death Note: Sociopath and wannabe-messiah tries to out-Keikaku an insomniac detective and some children with the help of Serious Business Writing and way too many rules and sub rules. He fails and dies, and so does just about everyone else.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Teenagers in Freudian Robots try to beat up kaleidoscope monsters while everyone gets psychoanalyzed. They fail and then everyone dies. Or did they...?

FullMetal Alchemist: Pair of kids who were dismembered by dabbling in forbidden sciences try to un-dismember themselves by doing the same thing, and while fighting magic zombies. They fail, then somehow end up in real-world Germany.

FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood: Pair of kids who were dismembered by dabbling in forbidden sciences try to un-dismember themselves by doing the same thing, and while fighting a wannabe-God and magic zombies. They succeed. (I like the old version better...)

YuYu Hakusho: Punk kid beats up increasingly-ridiculously-powered demons after dying in the first episode, and later tries to become king of the demon lands. He fails.

Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu: Constantly abused little kid tries to be seen as normal in a world that is on technicolor crack. He fails, rather hilariously.

Some of these descriptions cracked me up.

Anyway:

A boy gets teleported to a dystopian future whre he tries to save a a girl he's never met who only speaks once per 3 episodes. In the mean time the other cast members whine about how hard it is to be a soldier, and we follow them around all their duties except actual combat. In the end everyone still alive has a big group hug, the end. (Now and Then, Here and There)

A girl with cat-like horns on her head makes cat noises and performs gratuitous acts of fan-service for 11 episodes. Then we learn about her past during the last 2 episodes, and then she dies. Or lives. You don't know. (elfen Lied anime)

A supposed badass with a huge gun spends the majority of each episode exasperating an insurance woman through his non-violent antics. (Trigun)

A scantily clad cyborg philosiphizes with her robot friends and pointy haired boss, with maybe 3 minutes of action per episode if you're lucky. (Ghost in the Shell)

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How in the hell did this escape the front page? Hasn't anyone seen something they've liked lately that you can make sound like crap?

``sigh`` OKay, that leaves me, and I've been back in since my baseball season ended Friday night. Been catching up on a few things, and after getting to S2 of it....

....Why would anyone waste their time on YuruYuri and/or Season 2?

It's /cake/-that really isn't /cake/ at all (so it is a lie!)......The openings admit that the main character has no presence, and the series go on to prove that........there's Yuri, but not a whole lot more than implied, and blushing.....for being cutesy, there's nowhere near enough fanservice.....middle school girls acting like--middle school girls?........

........and it's not K-On!

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Snow. Fucking Snow.

>>32536

I disliked s1 but am enjoying the second. What it comes down to is whether you personally enjoy it or not, cancer is born only when you get fanboys trying to validate their personal enjoyment.

>>29031

is that the same demented mini series where the MC speaks stupidly fast? Also testicle swinging aliens

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Gee....I kinda feel like I'm getting called out by the last few posts. But since the ones referred to were mine-oh well.

I REALLY want to defend YuruYuri 1 and 2, but considering this thread is to damn with faintest of praise, defending anything defeats the purpose (I sure won't bring up that f'n Narutard de-rail earlier in the thread!).

Yes, that was Puni Puny Poemy. Ballsy Wallsy!

unfortunately, pic related.

City Hunter
Shitty old show with an ugly art style with tits and no plot for virgin manchildren
Also has some bountyhunter thing going on which is like so original

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2 warring nations are attacked by a 3rd technologically superior nation in steampunkland, and we follow the story of 2 women competing for 1 guy who does absolutely nothing special. Mysterious things happen and nobody cares because they are solved almost immediately, sometimes twice in one episode.

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Aoi Hana - Two childhood friends go out for tea and ride trains places. One of them is gay. The act of crying could almost be considered a minor character and/or most of the plot. Two entire episodes of this eleven episode series deal with a high school theater production of Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte.

>>32593
I was so confused by this review that I watched... five episodes of that. The act of crying really is a minor character and/or most of the plot.

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Key: The Metal Idol

Emotionless robot girl moves to Tokyo to make friends. Wants to sing to get people to like her, but it's very likely that she doesn't know how.

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MS: Gundam
There really isn't enough room to describe how much shit it is.

Full Metal Panic.

A guy shoots up a school.

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>>32714
Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu

Things are varied a little from the original. The guy dresses up as a cute mascot character to shoot up parks.

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>>32716
Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid
A guy mopes about for 12 episodes after having lost his ability to shoot up parks.
Also introduces the utterly unique characters "Sexy twins who kill things" and "Kefka from FF6".

Cowboy bebop:
A crew of one-dimensional personalities (the grump, the bad-boy, the skank, and the special child prodigy hacker) and a dog make a living as astronaut-bounty hunters yet fail to ever catch any bounty.
Also, weird cowboy references and james bond style jazz scores pop-up in the least appropriate moments aesthetically speaking and have no bearing on the plot whatsoever.
amidoingrite?

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Toradora:

A boy likes some girl at his school. That girls friend likes the boys best friend. They try to make their crushes love them, but the girl is a huge jerk, so he must put up with her douchebaggery.

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Wow, has anyone else noticed this thread is over a year old now, and has only spent about maybe a couple of weeks NOT of the first page? And still no sticky.

Doesn't need it I suppose.

Well, to keep in the spirit of warning you all to why certain series rul....er, blow, I noticed one series has not made it to this list.

If you want a series that is new, but was looking to ca$h in on "retro"-i.e., if you're some kind of "older is better", hipsterish snob- you probably got into Mysterious Girlfriend X.

That, /a/, is how you do it. Now, it's your turn to bring it.

>>32783
I don't think this thread being a year old is a good thing. It just shows who painfully slow this site is.

>>32785

Quality over quantity. dont like it? go back to niggertits.

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>>32789
lol, what quality? Half the chans on this list kept saying the same thing: 'Quality over quantity. dont like it? go back to niggertits.' And guess what? They're gone.

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>>32794
Isn't that just a testament that the majority of people like vast amounts of shit over quality, and look where the majority are... not here. That's a win/win if I've ever seen it.

>>32795
It's not good to have a mindset that more people equals more shit. This site can grow big without the cancer spreading, it's just a matter of how you handle it.

Quality or not, those sites died due to lack of viewership. Not by what was there. It doesn't matter how much 'quality' a site has if there's nobody there to view it.

>>32796
Making off-topic comments and derailing threads does not contribute to quality. Please post on-topic or do not post.

>>32799
So I guess you are out of things to say then. Oh, and stop sageing when things don't go your way. That only proves the list right. /end rant. Carry on with the thread then.

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Seems like someone wants this thread to either go away, or just is attempting to stupid. Well, there's one way to beat that, and that's to bump with content.
Hey, I can do that!

Okay, for a series that was pretty much set up to fail anyway-why would anyone outside of Japan give a damn about Joshiraku? 5 not-really-cute girls doing nothing but puns in Japanese about Japanese culture. Considering their acts aren't even bothered with anymore, it's a wonder why this was even aired, all it did was piss off the mainstream.

>>32800
For future reference, you can tell who is talking to you by their ID. That was my first response to you. Also, people sage on this site whenever they feel they MUST post something off-topic. Please lurk more.

>>32801

More like Joshimoeru amirite

>>32804

Get the hell out of here, XII.

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Okay, while all the griping, off-topic feculence is going on, someone has to go ahead and add to the list, in the way it was intended.......to slice n dice something I like in the most hideous and annoying way.

Hideous and annoying. The first part, okay, the second--That's my way of life anyways.

I can destroy this series for most of you out there who just get sickened by one, three letter word. It's like kryptonite to you, especially the srs anime fans-who have already shown disdain for/having complete lack of a sense of humor.
What's that word? heh heh.....

Moe

So why would anyone outside of lolicons who learn bad engrish and makes fun outside of it's fanbase watch Moetan?

Hey, I could get even more annoying ya know. Who do you think used to flood with "Maho"?????

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nuli2013

Uhh, Azumanga Daioh?

Since it's been bumped.

Black Lagoon:
A worthless Japanese salaryman, left for dead, is asked to join the bad guys after he convinces them to ram their boat into an attack helicopter. Their leader, whose black, is then hired by a nazi to kill some wannabe nazis. To celebrate they reunite a child with his psychotic killer maid, then let the salaryman man get kidnapped so he can have a heart-to-heart with an Islamic extremist.

Then there's a loli and a trap (but it's never clear which is which) and a girl on the run being chased by bounty hunters who they kill for the hell of it. After which they fly off to Japan where they meet a sword-man who likes to fight gun-men.

Then the maid comes back and goes on a killing spree before getting shot to shit. To celebrate his survival the Salaryman gets it on with a (n.) Korean spy...

Woot....

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure (parts 1 and 2): Flamboyant, probably homosexual, men are way too emotional all the goddamn time while punching some weird vampires and frequently abusing the English language.

HunterxHunter: The best, most awesome and interesting characters mysteriously vanish from the storyline the second you start to like them, in favor of the shota-couple-in-everything-but-name protagonists who lose more often than they win.

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Since this thread has resurrected yet again....Hime?....might as well add to it. Again.

Hataraku Maou Sama
Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou
Blood Lad

aaaaannnnddddd.....Shuffle!

Demons not always bad, with humans they must have a soft spot. Wussies.

>>29003
That sounds kind of good though.

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Girl gets a job and is bad at a lot of stuff. She is happy.

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Detroit Metal City:

MC rapes an old man while he sings cheesy metal songs also has a love interest that goes nowhere, rape rape rape rape
MC sings even worse j-pop songs at the end. & nothing gets solved NOTHING & the MC just goes to his bedroom & cries.

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Bakemonogatari :

Dialogue-oriented series that completely forgets to make its dialogue interesting. Some supernatural thrown in but it just causes exposition dialogue that's even blander. Uses In Media Res for some reason.

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A popular transvestite tries to weasel his way into a bunch of obnoxious nerds'' social group.

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Kaiji

An impoverished bum plays rock-paper-scissors on a boat to clear his debt and cries a lot

Kaiba

A king has amnesia and gets all emo about it, travels to worlds the size of an apartment building, then when he gets his memory back he finds out he had amnesia and manages to save everyone from a plant that gives people amnesia.

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Mostly un-cute, generic teenage girls doing manzai.

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People look over their shoulders while talking a lot. Every few episodes something actually happens.

no one is playing this game right, you don't insult/use terms in your descripton, you just describe it in a way that makes it sounds shitty and plain/boring

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>>34139

Hmm, after contribootin to this thread on many occasions-and seeing it bumped again-I suppose I'll give it another go. But without insulting, yet make sound shitty and plain boring?

Tamayura Hitotose

If you enjoy ....putting on a pair of socks, you'll like Tamayura Hitotose.

If you like walking around....you'll like Tamayura Hitotose.

If you have a deep understanding of the /eh/ board is like....you'll understand Tamayura Hitotose.

How's that? Better?

>>34139
>no one is playing this game right, you don't insult/use terms in your descripton, you just describe it in a way that makes it sounds shitty and plain/boring

>take an anime you like, and describe it in a way that makes it sound shitty.

Where did you get the "plain/boring" thing from? I think the only rule is to make the anime sound shitty, and so far the thread is doing good on that.

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>>34139
I feel so stupid, I never realised we'd been getting it wrong for the last two years... you would of thought one of us realised during the previous 734 days before you enlightened us.

Anyway, back on topic, Infinite Stratos:
A collection of highly skilled girls who are training to pilot gladiatorial mecha-suits fall for the only guy in the world who is known to be able to pilot one even though he has absolutely no talent for doing so (and he has no other talents to fall back on).

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Medaka Box: The main character is literally the epitome of mary sue, being a master of all martial arts, breaking multiple world records in athletics and excelling in all sports, is an exquisite beauty with fucking cow tits, ranked top in national exams and has flawless grades. Did I mention that she can break the sound barrier, destroy the moon, and play any instrument perfectly?

Possibly the only person more powerful is one of the antagonists (who later becomes an ally), Najimi Ajimu, who is 3,402,193,822,311 years old (yes, that's her exact age), possesses 12,858,051,967,633,865 distinct abnormalities and minuses (superhuman powers).

Oh wait, I totally forgot about Iihiko who is even stronger than Ajimu, having fought and defeated her literally more than 100 million times despite her using all 12,858,051,967,633,865 of her skills and aided by her created "not-equals" subordinates.

Let me just sum up Medaka Box in 4 words:
Mary Sues: The Anime

Clannad
Social failure builds a harem of girls and never fucks with them. And his roommate is gay.

a girl cries for first 11 episodes while her friends die around her.
she rewrites the laws of the universe in the final episode

utawarerumono
a guy wakes up with a mask and fights a bunch of wars with a fan. he gets a harem and makes out with a girl who it's not clear whether she's his daughter, granddaughter or great granddaughter. he's also a god

gundam seed
a whiny boy gets a giant robot. he has sex with a minor and then falls in love with an even younger girl. people seem to cheer for the unoriginal pacifist character rather than the interesting broken girl who is out for revenge. the boy has a better relationship with his childhood friend on the other side of the war than the two females vying for his attention. his sister dates his friend and he dates his friends ex-fiance.

another
final destination the anime.

mawaru penguindrum
people look for something, but have no idea wtf it is, to save their sister whose life is being sustained by a hat with a strange sense of humor. there is also an insane stalker girl and 3 penguins who kill cockroaches.

sailormoon
a love story where the main couple seem to hate eachother, and only fall in love because destiny says so. he's in college and she's in junior high.

panty and stocking with garterbelt
powerpuff girls with an excess of sex and depravity

shugo chara
an emotionally unstable, 17 year old boy tries to insert his key into the lock of an 11 year old girl with a serious multiple personality disorder, but the key is too big, so they wait until it fits properly. the 17 year old has a sister with incestuous tendencies.

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Second Season of Haruhi/Endless Eight.

An unappreciative asshole blows off doing homework-gets stuck with manipulative bastards for eternity as punishment.

Death Note

A student finds an book and loves to write in it. But then others want to write in the book as well.

>>34169

Deceptive as hell, but not technically incorrect. I like it!

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Hat damn! Than..Arigato to you, Princess of Gemwor, er, Amethyst! Folks, this has now been stickied, let's make the most of it. Over the past few years now (it's that old), this might seem odd, but even those who have been in & out of 7/a/ have participated.

Take a series you enjoy-and give no good reasons-just the opposite-for watching.
~ahem~

A 2 season pile of ecchiness that has MC kiss goddesses and make their clothes disappear.
Main heroine would lose an IQ test to an empy box of raisins.
White haired pettanko ice queen who speaks and acts in monotone is NOT VA-ed by Minori Chihara.

And the most interesting character's power is invoked by shooting herself in the head. I guess it's a good thing Japan has gun laws, huh? Emos of the west, take note.
.....and the movie is probably going to based on HER story.

Date A Live is a pathogen.

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Space✭Dandy

"Space Dandy, he's a dandy guy, in space. He combs the galaxy like his pompadour: on the hunt for aliens. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizarre new creatures both friendly, and not. These are the spectacular adventures of space dandy and his brave space crew, in space."

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Welcome to /a/.
Whether you wanted to be remnded or not-you're here, rite?

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This show insults my own stoopidity.

MY stoopidity. .....and I enjoyed Strange+.

Inazuma Eleven - Exactly like Shaolin Soccer, except every player is a prepubescent boy, even the ones that you're damn sure are girls; it's an entire anime of shotacon traps.

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Part 3: The badass from the last part has become the comic-relief grandpa, while the new main character is a jerk mute whose only coping tactic is to punch the fuck out of things, which stupidly always works anyway.

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A series that didn't know that it was already over.

A series based on Super Deformed characters, lots of large-scale "toner", who's manga-ka would rather do artwork for magical teenage girls who die.

A series with potential for lesbian action-but never delivers.

A series with the blandest character ever. Pic definitely related.

Hidamari Sketch in a nutshell.

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There is no good reason, sanity-wise to ever view Galaxy Angel. If you're looking for sense, plot, or reasonable humor. Here's a hint-it's not here.

Worse yet, Mint Blacmange has turned more people furry than Liru.

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Little Busters/Clannad/Angel Beats/etc.

Because the bastards at Key Visual Arts like making money off dead characters.

Jigoku Shoujo: Short sighted idiots send each other to and themselves to hell for a variety of increasingly petty reasons.

Jigoku Shoujo Fukatomori: It keeps happening

Texhnolyze:A prize fighter gets his eye molested and punches the broad who did it, then his leg and arm are cut off for hitting her.

M@lice Doll: Robotic whores in a world with no clientele.

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Kodomo no Jikan.

Because it brings out the worst srs white knight anime fans-most of whom have never even watched it.

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It's like somebody stuck a mecha fanboy in a room full of nothing but pinups and maybe fashion magazines and told him to create a magical girl series. The result involves that cliche about absurdly powerful student council presidents that's in every anime ever.

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Future Diary - Its about some whiny pathetic boy who needs his girlfriend to take care of him in just about every combat scene, and yet some how manages to become ruler of all space and time.

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Cat soup:
Sister of protagonist gets baked from huffing half her soul, then they both get lost on the way to buy some tofu.

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Bobobo-bo bo-bobo is about a stupid nigger who thinks blonde hair will get him the white wimmin. He is accompanied by some 12 year old slut he rapes with his tentacle nose hair, a stupid Sonic rip off that makes deviantART OCs look like they were written by Mark Twain, an emo faggot that is required to classify it as an anime, and a knock off Kool Aid man with a cum rag. They travel around the countryside accomplishing nothing and jerking off.

Gintama - Three penniless deadbeats do absolutely nothing but read Jump and talk about carbohydrates and butts. Also there's ninjas and aliens but the aliens haven't made a major appearance since the first season.

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Promotes schitzophrenia, bad cosplay and about the lamest fanservice ever. The plot is about....no, wait. There is no plot. No one is likeable, and it's a bad substitue (not good enough to be called a sequel) for SoulTaker.

Nurse Witch Komugi makes Moetan seem like Shakespeare.

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Can't believe no one brought this one up yet.

Byousoku 5 Centimeter / 5 centimeters per second

Elementary school boy can't get over not sleeping with his crush. Becomes a looser and in life because of it.

>>34638

Sounds like most of the threads in /b/ or /rnb/

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crap, I forgot that any replies in this sticky gets the previous post knocked off. Ameys, anything can be done with this?

So, to continue...the bashing.

Fat kids and bodily functions/fluids-not the enjoyable kind-Mitsudomoe.

>>34639

omg... never thought of that. I guess Toono Takaki matches that profile.

>>34642

the profile of a /b/tard, that is

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Aired a full season after it was supposed to. Supposed to be full size (23+ min. per ep) show. In reality, each ep lasts as long as a prolonged fart. Incestualvore + gore for no good reason+ ecchi (not any enjoyable kind)=what little plot there was.

Op song was good, but only goes 33 seconds, which is about a third of the show.

You looking for sense? Will not find here. If they did an OVA it would last -oh, you missed it- fast.
No one with sense would watch this. Well, maybe me. I'll watch anything, and Pupa proves it.

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Knights of Sidonia is yet another mecha anime about yet another chosen one who is civilizations only hope of defeating yet another unstoppable enemy.

highschool of the dead. fanservice, zombies, fanservice, and more fanservice. one episode entirely about the women in the show bathing.

Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day
Some kid dies and her kid friend gets all fucked up for the rest of his life believing shes still there. Ends up with lots of nonsensical crying and bullshit for 'feels'.

Dragon Ball Z is about aliens shouting at one another.

Bubblegum Crisis, is about a bunch of girls trying to stop a giant bubblegum from popping.

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the internet says she has to kill herself because shes god and they all love her

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Sisters-who may or may not be related-plus their android maid-All of which are aimed at one fetish or another-happily settle down in one place and time-over and over. Anyone who has happy moments has them crushed. Time travel always leads to bad endings.
Originally an ero-game, but there's barely more than slight innuendo during the series.
All this unhappiness, and it takes away from the main selling point of the series in the first place-pic related.
Still-Popotan was released as an anime outside of Japan while Moetan got held back. Justice? What justice?

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A girl is a bitch and a god (Haruhi)

Spoiled uni kid goes through ground hog day (tatami galaxy)

Autist wants to go fast but his 86 won't let him. Also eurobeat.

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ya know, I have a few non-concrete clues as to the previous post, but I'm also pretty sure I haven't watched it-whatever it was. Anyway, I haven't contribooted to this thread in awhile, and since it did get stickied, i'd be remiss to keep things going.
Like that's a problem here.
Hmm, what to..oh yeah, pick a series I actually like, (um, spoiler alert?) and make it sound shitty. Yeah, I remember this.

A show that it took a couple of series to figure out that no matter how long between attempts to make it watchable, it still has the uncleanable stench of being called a Baccano also-ran.
Well, what else would the popular consensus be, since the character design is nothing more than copying Durarara-at least for the first failed attempt-that had absolutely nothing at all to do with the anime studio changing original characters.. no-nonono noooooo.....
Then, they have to throw a revised, more cartoony character design on an ova, and decide a few years down the road to reboot the series with Scooby Doo figures, and then-have the nerve to try to go back to the original look in another ova.
Yozakura Quartet just keeps getting botched. Like watching mid-card wrestling.
Plus, the fuckers won't put out any figures. Okay, almost any.

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Half-witted magic boy gets powerups and converts enemies

>>34877

Bravo for summing up basically every shounen ever.

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People discuss their feelings about androids having feelings.

Some of the people are androids.

Zankyou no Terror: two highschoolers blow shit up because they were mistreated in childhood, then a third one starts to blow shit up because she always lost in chess.

Aria. They row boats and there is no plot

evangelion is about teenagers that pilot robots that are somehow not robots but actually their mothers, and the main character is scared of his robot half the time

>>32355
skygirls was amazing

Mononoke: A doctor kills spirits.

...no, wait, that sounds too cool...uh...

A doctor who exorcises places.

...uh...um... I don't think there's a way to make Mononoke work for this thread.

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evangelion is about a faggot who does something he doesn't want to for all the wrong reasons

LoGH

Space Prussians and the multicultural members of a shitty democracy fight a space war using outdated cavalry tactics. There's a lot of homoerotic relationships and space politics.

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Because Huga huga huga hugahuga huga huga hugahuga huga.
Huga.

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A show about a super-hero whose only power is being able to punch things really hard. He's bored and lives a rather mundane life playing video games.

>>32571
Yeah, it's hilarious but wildly inappropriate.

Daily Lives of High School Boys: The daily lives of high school boys

>>29003
Dragon Ball - series about some guys bursting their muscles in front of each other. The key plot is to get guy-friends help collect balls and summon big dragon to make "a wish come true".

crunt

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Didn't think i'd be called back into the fray. But really, "crunt"??? Sounds like a doujinshi. Anyway, I couldn't leave that as the latest comment.
To get back into the praising with absolute damnation (kinda the theme here).....

A bunch of lolis live in the boonies where they play with things like grass and rocks. None are the same age, nor are necessarily smart. Of course, they hang out and do fun and exciting things like lie under trees.
Time does not stand still in this series, it merely runs away.

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Some kid with a bat goes around hitting people until the police step in. Everyone learns a valuable lesson about honesty.

>>29026
you are wron sackaru chanaru i am i weeb and i dissagree you tekosiki

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Guy harasses girl in her own bathroom. Pop philosophy shitstorm ensues.

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Gundam, The Origin

The most spoiled rich kids in space lose their father, who has a heart attack from obsessive-compulsive overwork, and blame it on some other rich people.

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Vampire Hunter D is yet another story about vampire hunters with supernatural powers, except it's old so the animation's janky in some places and the ending sequence practically has 'we ran out of money and/or ideas lol' written on it

Dragonball Z is about sexy muscley men screaming and blowing their opponents away.

A virgin travels through multiple timelines and I'm one of them he actually graduates college and gets a gf tatami galaxy

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ADHD autist goes to school and annoys the only person who wants to help him.

>>35327

what show is this?

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>>35328
Tonari no Seki-kun. A short (about 8 min per ep) from a few years back.


Since I don't want to leave a non-theme post....

Girls shoot at each other, but no one dies. MC is a waffling wuss who can't decide to stick with the club or just be a hikki-neet. Pic related, but thankfully not MC.

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Strike the Blood. Especially 1st set of OVAs.
Guarranteed to have no replies if ever mentioned on /a/ threads anywhere.

A homeless girl with schizophrenia bums around

Chi's sweet home is about a carnivorous monster living out days alongside omnivorous creatures

Patema Inverted is completely about the Y axis in mathematics

>>35359
Vampires and fanservice

Isshuukan friends is about NTR

Kiniro Mosaic is about a British Japanophile

JoJo Part 4: High school student fixes things by fisting them, and then runs afoul of a guy with a fetish for fists.

Sakata Gintoki, a retired samurai, walks around with a wooden sword taking on odd jobs with an alien china girl, a pair of glasses and a large ass dog.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dS5Kc1HZID8

Just touched down at SFO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YmGIfbJRlUk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnYsnaU9m4

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This series was nothing more than a ripoff of Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, only from the angle of a student, rather than a teacher.

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Damn, this thread has been living for 6 whole years.
well done /a/.

Anyways, another high school anime but senior students get off to fly porn.

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>>35407
forgot pic

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>I WANT TO BE A WIZARD!

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About time to jump in again, been too long.

Two shows that are primarily about toilet humor-literally-if you're into such a thing. One of which has an ending that shows how low japanese girls will go for fame. Fart idols? Really?
Yes, fart idols.

haibane renmei is about a group of girls who cry a lot

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>>29003
To save our school we must become Pop Idols

>>35581
https://archive.loveisover.me/u/thread/2551237/#2564209_8
You are not "summoning" anyone, !Akemi. You are just a shithead who constantly attacks and harasses people, so everyone hates you. It's not that you're an "epic troll", it's that you're a cancer no one wants around.

>>35583
ACK! ACK!
Post some CRACK!
ACK ACK!
Let's attack!
ACK! ACK!
We HARASS

ACK!!!!!!

>>35584
Kill yourself.

>>35584
Upset?

>>35584
>>35619
ACK...

Check This out: https://mangazuki.me/manga/tamen-de-gushi/

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CHeck Out at: https://mangazuki.me/manga/tamen-de-gushi/

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I’m a Railgun fan.

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Lucky Star is about a nerd who only watches anime and plays video games, has no future and annoys all her friends.

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>>29510
>Every female character represents a different fetish
That's monogatari franchise for you

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Di Gi Charat is the Evangelion of Catgirl series.

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anime for godless neets on /biz/

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Persona 5 The Animation: is about a high-functioning autist who travels across dimensions and reforms them with his autistic interests. He then finds a few friends that are just as neurologically screwed as he is and uses them to make his fantasies a reality.

Spoiler: A complete psychopath joins his team. He decides to trust him and gets in some serious trouble around the end.

Black Butler is about some random dude taking care of this edgy blind kid in his parents mansion.

Pokemon: Gotta catch them all!

Dragonball: Gotta collect them all!

One Piece: Gotta find the treasure!
soucre : https://365manga.net/

zankyou no terror is about terrorists.

Trigun is about a Pasifist.

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One piece is about a mentally handicap child who embarks on a journey to become the leader of a bunch of pedophiles, rapists and murderers.
After embarking on his journey, our lead character, encounters a coward with an unrealistically long nose, a stoic drunkard who a fetish for sword play, a one dimensional man whore, a walking pair of breasts, another walking pair of breasts, and a raccoon dog who follow him to become king of the miscreants.

JoJo Part 5: A bunch of pretty teen-aged boys pal around through Italy and forge deep bonds of trust and love, but it's not even a yaoi so what's the point.

Made in Abyss: A robot shota gradually assembles a harem of lolis, but all of them are traps or monsters or dead.

I don't think I'll add to this. This doesn't sound that great, why mar a show? I don't want to. No shows will be marred on my watch. You will never link me to such a thing. Those links are fantasy. lol
I am for people practicing whatever ideas such people want, like this. Consider such topics and work with them. I would never refuse to include people for doing something like running through a conceptual procedure. I don't value that. I won't cast people away. On that note I wouldn't abuse people just because they think a course they are interested in is valuable. I'm not out to make abuse happen in these circumstances, honestly. This isn't ideal. I want an ideal world. I'll proceed to have that happen. I'll be the change I want. Part of that relates to convincing people that this change is ideal. Once the planet is in an ideal circumstance, things will be wonderful. It's only a matter of time. Countdown to pure awesomeness. lol Based.

PMMM: a bunch of girls get real pissy over a cat giving them pretty stones. One straight up kills herself

boy gets in whiteboi, wins war

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Boy does not want to get in robot. Boy gets in robot. Bad shit happens.

End of Evangelion: Boy cannot get in robot. Boy gets in robot. REALLY bad shit happens.

Rebuild of Evangelion1.0: Boy does not want to get in robot. Boy gets in robot. It turns out okay.

Rebuild of Evangelion 2.0: Boy wants to get in robot, then changes his mind, then changes it back. Boy gets in robot, then out, then back in. REALLY bad shit happens. After credits: Then it stops happening.

Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0: Boy wants to get in robot mostly because of other boy. Boys get in robot. REALLY bad shit happens. Then it stops happening.

Rebuild of Evangelion 4.0: Not out yet, but will probably involve the boy getting in the robot and bad shit happening, but fo' real this time.

>>31175
A depressed teacher talks to his students about social issues for 43 episodes. It doesn't even finish the manga's plot and ends abruptly. It was animated by the same studio responsible for Fate/Extra: Last Encore.

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Ojamajo Doremi? That's just another baby-raising anime.

Beastars: A wolfman and a deerboi endure through years of a tumultuous relationship, falling in and out of love with each other as they grow from high school to adulthood, but never actually get together and fuck due to a dumb pointless rabbit bitch that's constantly getting in the way.

Beastars Abridged: Naruto and Sasuke, except they're furries and don't have magic powers.

The Promised Neverland: Children run away from a capitalist dystopia instead of killing the bourgeoisie and seizing the means of production for themselves.

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>>36382
I'll fix your post
Beastars *: Gay Furry Bullshit

The Promised Land: If HxH fans wrote The Giver.

>>36418
Let me fix your post.

>Smugposting faggot thinks his opinions are so superior that he can go around "correcting" people

>>36424
well he is correct

>>36425
Okay, first of all we have IDs so don't pretend for one second that anyone is fooled by you referring to yourself in the third person to create false consensus. Second, so what? Stating something that is correct but irrelevant adds nothing to a conversation, and is merely a thin justification for your being a complete asshole. Skim the thread, and see how it's been going for LITERALLY YEARS NOW. Do you see anyone else smugposting "corrections" of what other people stated, because they're bereft of personal creativity but still want to go fishing for internet points?

No.

So fuck off and don't come back.

Akira: Loser gangbanger kid throws a tantrum when his cool friend doesn't pay attention to him, then he fucks off to another universe or something.

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>>36431
I don't speak english well. No pretend I'm right though. Your taste in shows is too nice. I will go where I please and you have bad taste
>>36431
This is the most accurate post (other than mine) that I have seen yet, desu.

The Promised Neverland Season 2 - Producers attempt a "Springtime for Hitler" by doing the one thing that will guarantee cancellation: axing the best arc (with the best character) of the entire fucking manga.

>>36460
The Promised Neverland Season 2: They seriously crammed like 140 chapters of the manga into 12 episodes. There is no joke.

Shobitch is just a bunch of bad puns, they even mention fucking dogs, ugh

Made in Abyss, The Movie: Badass scientist that's one part Terminator and one part Inspector Gadget gets BTFO by a bunch of children who spend most of their time crying.

Welcome to The NHK: He never fucks the girl.

Lol bump

>>29003
True

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Re:Zero is a story about a neet who is taken to another world by a cute elf girl and given an incredible power. Using this power, he is able to impress everyone and gain the affection of multiple girls while having an adventure in another world.

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Ergo Proxy is about a frigid woman who lives together with a gay robot in a city where nobody can speak two sentences without namedropping some concept from Western philosophy or Gnosticism.
One day she decides to join a mentally ill man and a malfunctioning robot loli on a journey through a boring wasteland, during which they talk to other mentally ill people in their dreams, take part in a TV game show, and visit a Disney Land-style theme park.

Great teacher Onizuka is about a young adult who is a teacher but can't really teach. Also he often molests his students.
He is a cool ass teacher tho

It's about some generation fighting vampires, David Bowie, some metrosexual boss and priest.

There are many many music references.

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>>36910
Bastard?

>>36972
It's vampire hunter D

Belle is about a bunch of dorky hicks: A cute saxophone-playing dork girl, Grendo Ikari's meh dorky daughter, a big dork in a canoe and a bunch of middle-aged dorky women. There's also something about Disney-furries on the interweebs.

it's an anime about some dumb assholes with fakeass limbs that needs drugs otherwise they lose their fucking mind and kill people in a shitty neon city

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Spy X Family is about a family that can't stop lying to each other, but keep it together for the sake of not losing their jobs.

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Stupid!