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Gaogaigar is about a young boy dealing with changes to his body.
Wacky robot sidekicks are involved.

honey and clover is about a bunch of angsty lovestricken art students who change nothing and sad on about it, and the show moves slower then a youth allowance claim in a south sydney centrelink office.

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>>29003
OP, all you needed to say was, "Samurais and hip-hop."

Akagi is about a young boy that plays a board game. He goes up against incredibly strong opponents, but he uses his almost-supernatural abilities to always win and foil the plots of the greedy crooks he faces.

The Big O is about a Japanese version of Batman who uses a big robot to fight other big robots.

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Ramen Figher Miki. Another anime series based in a restaurant, with a cast of characters who basically beat the snot out of each other, and hardly anyone ever gets to actually eat. There's a dog who fights too.

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Spastic as hell. Another "Magical Girl" show, yet. That Nabeshin guy shows up. Aliens. Lesbians of all sizes/ages. Trying to make sense of it is fruitless. Puni Puni Poemy. Why?

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>>29029

Y'know, I thought the idea was to make them sound BAD. :D

>>29034
I tried to make Akagi sound like an insipid Saturday-morning show for kids, but I guess its awesomeness shines through no matter what.

>>29020
All you did was make it sound like an awesome Yugioh.

>>29034
I thought I could get away with some generic phrases to do Miki. But it's a hard series to ignore. Didn't think i'd be so lucky with Poemy.
But this concept is to damn with the faintest of praise to series we like, and it's not easy to really slam something you really do like, it just feels wrong to a lot of people. We went through this about a year and a half ago which mutated into this kind of aspect. It led to some srs trolling for awhile...but it's soooo easy to do! Example:

Another high school comedy, lots of characters with their own little quirks. Of course there's going to be the young (or at least young looking) genius in the bunch. Really original, yeah right. Everyday stuff kind of action. Tee hee Laughter. Some serious moments, not too many as tries to stay upbeat.

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>>29042
Whoops. forgot my pic.

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Unnamed protagonist joins different clubs in college in an attempt to find a perfect raven-haired maiden. There's also this guy named Ozu. He's kind of a dick and his hair looks like an onion.

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All the characters make bread, that's the entire fucking series - JUST MAKING BREAD - and everything is a pun.

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Gosick: Two socially awkward rich people go around solving complex mysteries in a matter of seconds.

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>>29074

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Ano Hana

A group of young adults who blame their problems on the death of a childhood friend. They are angsty and baww like little babies.

>>29074

that still sounds amazing

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Kino no Tabi is about a boring tomboyish girl with the least believable sidekick ever who travels through a world with no continuity at all.

Code Geass

Ansty-Emo uses plot-fu magic-eye to order others around and pretends he did it by being smart.

Also; he hates his parents.

>>29093
Death Note

Ansty-Ego uses plot-fu notebook to kill people and pretends he did it by being smart.

Also; he hates crime.

>>29092

oh wow. i thought it was a guy this whole time. but then again i only watched the first episode

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Lucky Star's story mainly portrays the lives of four Japanese girls attending a Japanese high school.

Black Lagoon

The A-Team + Thunder in Paradise - the good guys.

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Rozen Maiden is about a boy that plays with dolls

Yakitate Japan.
Lets bake bread

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Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha; A magical girl anime.

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A random assortment of freaks and hot girls have wacky adventures on a giant airship/city. They attend an academy on the city-ship that teaches them basic knowledge, and how to fight or something.

The plot is confusing is fuck, because it's based on light novels that were written by a guy with a severe case of autism.

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some lonely as fuck academic failure moves to tokyo to try to go to a cram school, finds an old computer, and lonelies himself into falling inlove with it, dressing it and teaching it as if it were a person

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Ignorant little brain damaged dickweed kindergarden kid likes to show his butt to people. Pretty much everyone in the show is some kind of retard.

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High School of the Dead is basically another rehashed zombie survival story with all the gratuitous fan service (i.e. tits, asses, slutty school girls, etc.) of an anime to give it something new.

>>29155
You described the show exactly, and it still sounds shitty.

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A swordless swordsman sets out on a quest to gather 12 legendary swords.

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Another freaking high school series regarding the student council, 4 chicks and a dude, and they hardly ever leave the room.

(to someone who likes 'srs animu')

"It's called Princess Mononoke"

K-ON is about some stupid little kids who are lonely, and end up making a band together to fight the failing of modern Japanese society to enable friendship between age groups.

>>29162
Another version:
K On is an unrealistically lighthearted story about a bunch of girls who pick up some instruments and form a band without bickering or any of the other trials that come with being in a band as if to mock people who are actually in a band.

>>29165
Yet another version:
K-ON is about a group of girls that form a band for no good reason. They are all talented for no reason whatsoever, and they succeed despite lacking any real commitment or devotion.

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High school girls do high school girl stuff. And have periods.

Kodomo no Jikan is a story about a heavily traumatized young girl who lost her mother and is now being molested by her uncle and her spiteful, neglected, and lesbian friend psychologically torturing, exploiting, and blackmailing their teacher who has shown a sexual interest in a 9 year old girl. Later he learns to not only accept this treatment but caves in and pursues a romantic relationship with the girl instead of seeking professional help for her and her equally troubled friends.

Actually, that makes it more interesting.

>>29192
This is how you make the series sound bad.

Kodomo no Jikan: The man and the little girl never have sex.

Prove me wrong, Watashiya! Prove me wrong!

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FLCL: It's fucking gay.

>>29157
Sounds interesting

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The entire anime only serves to illustrate the Japanese obsession with spouting random pieces of the English language along with an obscene amount of references to all things Germanic and/or Scandinavian. There's also a 180 degree tonal shift mid-season and a gratuitous trap.

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Animation Runner Kuromi Chan

Its about stress, deadlines, compromise and failure

>>29234
That actually got me interested in the series.

>>29236
Its very hard to be mean to the show, there two episodes at 40mins each - Every minute is golden, anyone in the media industry can understand just how many people work hard to bring you a programme and this puts it into perspective.

But I'll try again at this game, its fun

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REDLINE

Its a love story pretending to be about cars and warfare

Mushishi: A guy with one eye and no friends walks around and plays with invisible animals

R.O.D the TV is about three sisters who like to play with paper.

Azumanga Daioh! is about cute girls doing cute things.

Neon Genesis: Evangelion is about both adults and children trying to get over their personal problems.

Perfect Blue is about a pop singer trying to become an actress.

Kare Kano is a high school romantic comedy.

Not a whole lot happens throughout Haibane Renmei.

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Planetes: garbage collectors worry about losing their jobs and bitch endlessly about how they get no respect while world changing events pass them by.

To Aru Kagaku no Railgun: overpowered Mary Sue with a fondness for cute frogs allows herself to be dragged around by sexually abusive roommate and fights a series of preposterous enemies with the odd break for posing near-nude.

Baccano.
A gangster falls in love with a girl made of semen by an alchemist.

Haibane Renmei: people with wings talk to each other;

Wolf's Rain: angsty teens (who are also wolves) spend the entire serie desperately trying to look cool;

Moribito: a girl baby-sits a kid, but no sex is involved;

Golden Boy: a hentai without the interesting bits and with moral lessons;

Excel Saga: the Japanese copy of "Monty Pythons' Flying Circus";

Last Exile: the director is a big fat loser who wishes he was a young blond boy that pilots airships and shit;

Blue Submarine No. 6: it's a story written by a hippy about how we should love all the creatures on Earth;

Princess Mononoke: don't burn trees;

Ghost in the Shell: military-grade cyborgs talk about their feelings.

Innocence: military-grade cyborgs deal with the fact their crush ditched them.

Stand Alone Complex 1st Gig: a specialist police unit and their talking robots (more like moe-bots amirite?) solve a series of internet crimes.

SAC 2nd Gig: Japanese politics.

Solid State Society: Major Mary Suekanagi returns to solve more crimes about the internet and old people.

>>29434
Excel Saga: ADHD plus sugar plus caffeine plus crack plus pure hyperactive annoying nonsensical jokes and it all amounts to absolutely no punchline.

Cowboy bebop is about a green haired bounty hunter with eyes that are two different colors, a cop with a robot arm, a slut, and an obnoxious loli designed by a pedophile. and thers a mangy mut. the mafia has some internal politics and shit goes down.

Jin roh:
>MY JOB MAKES ME SAAAAAD

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>>29444
Spike has brown eyes.

>>29448
ones a lighter brown
mary sues often have different eye colors or other features such as oddly colored hair
hence the use of that in this thread to make it sound shitty

Pokemon: Gotta catch them all!

Dragonball: Gotta collect them all!

One Piece: Gotta find the treasure!

Great Teacher Onizuka: Animu about a guy who shouldn't be teaching kids. He is also a 20 something year old virgin.

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Depression, depression, depression, COOL HELL SHIT, final depressive note with just a hint of optimism (optimism not guaranteed)

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Berserk : Two best friends love the same girl, but both are too fond of their badassery to admit their love. Their friendship breaks over the girl and they both end up miserable, psychotic, and unable to talk to their beloved without raping her.
Also there's a gay elf.

>>29489
You could have just said elf.

>>29452
Yugioh-I wanna be the best card user type of guy!
Avatar-I wanna be the best element using type of guy!
BeyBlade-I wanna be the best spinning top type of guy!
Duel Masters-I wanna be the best card user type of guy!
Initial D-Watch me drift in my honda!
Fist of the north star-You're already dead.
Claymore-I wanna be the best sword using type of girl!
Ponyo and the cliff-Infants in love, fish girl and tidal waves
Basalisk-Let's all kill each other!
Slam dunk-I wanna be the best basketball type of guy!

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Mononoke - 'House' with magic.
To Aru Kagaku no Railgun/Majutsu noIndex - Every female character represents a different fetish

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A bunch of angsty teens fight each other because they got mad with the internet. Majority of male characters are probably gay.

Summer Wars - rather than boning the rich girl who has the hots for him, the main character plays on the internet with her shota cousin.

GoDannar-Big ol' robots, big ol' tits and big ol' asses

Black Butler-NOT about a black guy whose a butler

Gunslinger Girl-Young girls shoot the hell out of stuff

Boogiepop Phantom-NOT about a dancing, pop singing ghost

Tokyo Godfathers-3 hobos find a baby on christmas

Black Blood Brothers-NOT about black guys being bros

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People talk and then get shot.

>>29526
>Boogiepop Phantom-NOT about a dancing, pop singing ghost

Oh my God I would watch that. I liked Boogiepop anyway tho.

>Tokyo Godfathers-3 hobos find a baby on christmas (add: they do not eat it)

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Gundam 0079: War is hard!

Gundam 0080: BAWWW

Gundam Wing: War sucks.

Gundam 00: Wars are bad. You shouldn't have wars, m'kay?

G Gundam: THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!

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Ouran High school Host Club - A story about a Girl who is force to become a Host to pay for a flower vase.

Serial Experiments Lain - Girl can't differentiate between her online personality and her real one

Welcome to the NHK: A lonely twisted hikkikomori gets drunk/high/both every day with his lonely twisted otaku friend. A lonely twisted girl tries to get him "cured," in order to make herself seem less lonely and twisted. Along the way, the lonely twisted hikkikomori meets a bunch of other people, who are, of course, lonely and twisted.

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Note: the term "hikkikomori" is used very loosely here, as the protagonist goes outside almost every episode.

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FMA - Two young boys try to bring their mother back to life using magic even though it is forbidden, has terrible consequences and has never been done successfully. Surprise, Surprise it fucks up, one of the boys gets trapped in a suit of armour and the other loses an arm and a leg, but luckily for him his neighbours happen to be robot limb makers. So they try to find a magic stone to restore their bodies even though one of the boys is pretty much imortal and the the other can turn his arm into a sword whenever he wants

FMA Brohood - Pretty much the same but with more blood and less nazis

still loved both though

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Blue Gender is about so guy who's cryfrozen and when he wakes up there's alien bugs everywhere. He realizes he's good with mechs, so he fucks shit up and gets laid.

Oh god I loved it so much, oh god oh god oh god

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it's about a robot who dies

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An anime about unkillable super heroes who capture villains who have very little or no powers. They capture villains only because their corporate sponsors pay for them to advertise all over their hero costume.

Forgot to mention. It makes you buy a lot of pepsi, since watching the show I have been drinking 1L+ per day.

>>30288
Blue Gender was a high concept, low enjoyment series riding on the 'serious anime' boom in the late '90s, structurally and thematically dependent on the trend's instigator, NGE. It sucked~

Amagami SS: Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown! The, at times, painfully awkward main character dates various girls on Christmas. And that is about it, really.

>>30296
Hmm, the characters seemed real and relatable, their personality was dinamic, changing as the series goes on. The plot seems silly, but just the factor that the characters aren't something you can brand like "The calm guy, that angry chick that's totally hot, that dude that's always happy regardless of any situation he's thrown at"makes me like it. I'm not one to enjoy most mecha animes, but I liked this one.

Opinions, I guess.

>>30306
Also, Blue Gender wasn't afraid to kill people. Anime may have progressed, but it's still rare to see series that freely kill people right before your eyes without making it a huge, series-impacting moment.

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Since it seems people almost forgot what this thread was about originally, kindasorta......

ahem, time to do some more damning with the faintest of praise, or something like that.

A series that couldn't have been good, considering how many people decided to quit talking about it. All in all another high school harem comedy with fanservice everywhere, most of it inappropriate as hell ...

Okay, with those last few words, enough would give up on it already as it would offend those with dramatically superior tastes. Anyway.

A bunch of stereotype misfits get together in high school and form a club.

That's about all, right?

Oh yeah, a few more things-the VAs are stereotyped as well, and the OP and ED songs suck because they don't fit the manga. Hey, it's not like anyone at all would ever want to hear the whole versions of either, amirite?

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Four girls talk about nothing and do nothing while living extremely ordinary high school lives. The cast grows, but still nothing happens. Then they do a cheer show.

Toppa Tengen Gurren Lagann - A nonsense giant robot anime tries to be emotionally engaging. Actually about cocks.

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Spoilers, jeez! Tell people it's all about cocks ruins the fun~

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Plenty of opportunity remaining here.

Bounen no Xamdou -- The girl from Eureka Seven is blended with Nausicaä in a world of pointless violence against soulless aggression. No one ever communicates, but there is still a lot of mail to deliver.

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Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: So much Japanese text flying
through the screen that you have to pause every five seconds.

Mail mail.

All the while Itoshki is showing you and his class of cliche
students how terrible the world actually is.

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Sousei no Aquarion: mean euro-angels want to kill us. Humans oppose them with mecha and soft porn. Can we combine enough cliches to make everyone feel good and save the world?

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Gothic lolita and apples.

>>29241
This made me want to watch the series.

>>31209
she's not a loli though

>>31231
I was always under the impression that that was the name of the style, as well. A quick google/wikipedia search should confirm that.

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Serial Experiments Lain is about a kid who sits in front of the computer all day.

xxxholic is about a guy who has a shitty part-time job at a local shop owned by an old woman.

DBZ: a bunch of japanese superheroes without capes and secret identities

sailor moon: power rangers but with sailor uniforms and no giant robots

pokemon: cockfighting

digimon: a disaster strikes at a summer camp and 7 kids have a collective dream while in a coma about playing pokemon.

trigun: a carnivorous plant that uses guns fights a bunch of mexicans in the wild west.

>>31245
All of those are surprisingly accurate.

Ranma 1/2: A boy learns to love being a transsexual

Serial Experiments Lain: playful middle-school lolis meet the internet.
Spice and Wolf: your generic middle class couple teaches economics, renaissance fair edition.