Yep.

The first time it happned it caught me off guard, me and Phil were walking down the street all chill and shit when suddenly the bastard started trying to take a bite out of me.

I swear, if I didn't have the reflexes of a street-rogue he would have taken a chunk out of my arm. Then I would have become one to.

I was going to brain him for that but bros don't remove the head or the destroy the brain of bros after the history we've made.

Yeah, but that's because I like dangerous women. It makes you nervous, when it's the type of woman who is usually a cannibal/vampire/demon, who might bite your dick. It's like a dare. Would you dare to stick your dick into this?

It helps in fantasy scenarios though, when you could pretend to have superpowers from cyoas, so a woman biting you would just feel like a gentle nibble.

Zombies might be hot, if they are practically grey-skinned, white-eyed goth women with blood all over them with a mild injury here or there.
If they don't have lips, have a hard, cruel look in their eyes or look diseased, then that's a strong no.

In RL I would never stick my dick into a Zombie though. I want to keep my dick safe.

>>5693
Absolutely, they are dead anyways and morality isnt an big issue in the apocalypse.
So if I see a Zom with a big ass or tits I WILL cop a feel.
p.s Protction is probably a good idea.

>>5693
yeah I find the rotten and disgusting ones hot, ever since I was a kid I wanted to fuck a zombie