/zom/ - Zombies

How to train your... Shambler 14/02/06(Thu)20:34 No. 5010 ID: 55be72

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Back in the day, perhaps even before /zom/ existed, some guy on /b/ published a really bizarre piece of work titled "How to Train Your Zombitch". Now, I'm not entirely sure that the name I'm listing is 100% accurate, but it was a totally zany postapocalyptic guide detailing the process of catching one's human-sized fleshlight, tarting her up and... well, using her for stress relief. Why am I bringing all of this up? TBH, my hard drive crashed and burned, so I'm looking to refill on zombie pasta. This is the first one that came to my mind, but if you have something that's equally messed up and are willing to share, go right ahead.

Thanks in advance!

Shambler 14/03/30(Sun)23:36 No. 5042 ID: 271851

>>5010
This sounds interesting. It's a shame that nobody has probably saved the pasta.

Shambler 14/04/01(Tue)03:36 No. 5043 ID: f01fe8

Is this it?

http://pastebin.com/7EymVU05

Shambler 14/04/08(Tue)00:15 No. 5047 ID: 271851

>>5043
It's >>5042
Here. Even if it's not what op wanted the read sure was interesting. Thank you for posting.

Shambler 15/07/29(Wed)09:19 No. 5410 ID: 6bdf77

Anybody got the post where it describes oral sex with a zombie girl who's chained up and had her teeth pulled and later on may even cuddled with her?

Shambler 15/10/11(Sun)19:27 No. 5429 ID: 367af2

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Shambler 16/01/04(Mon)01:11 No. 5448 ID: 833d8c

>>5047
Oh, it's what I wanted alright.
Thank you so much for finding this, >>5043.
I was sure it was lost forever.

Shambler 20/12/20(Sun)02:43 No. 5768 ID: f29302

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Bumping, because >>5043 link died. Anyone have it?

Shambler 20/12/21(Mon)00:48 No. 5769 ID: d0f831

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I found this. Don't know if it's the one.

Shambler 21/06/29(Tue)02:25 No. 5833 ID: 51cdf0

>>5768
Same. Is this gone forever now?

Shambler 22/05/24(Tue)17:00 No. 5878 ID: b35dd6

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>>5769
Sounds like the governor's fantasy.

Shambler 22/11/01(Tue)03:07 No. 5910 ID: 4e43fc

Well, it was a few years since I've been here. Reuploading the paste to some other site since pastebin sucks.

https://controlc.com/0197fcb8

Happy Halloween you fucks, if anyone ever comes back here.

Shambler 22/11/25(Fri)21:23 No. 5915 ID: 54ffc5

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>>5910
thanks anon

Shambler 23/03/27(Mon)11:41 No. 5931 ID: 2a7381

>>5910
Someone actually had it, wow. Thanks.

Shambler 23/04/14(Fri)08:10 No. 5933 ID: 35d95d

>>5910
Much appreciated

Shambler 24/03/22(Fri)04:49 No. 5962 ID: a1d767

>>5910
Not that anon but reuploaded it. Can't let this sacred text go missing. Have 2 potentially timeless mirrors so this doesn't get lost again (again).
/zombitch1 (rentry)
/kxyg74.txt (catbox)

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