doop

I'm pretty sure a navy seal would be a seaman. Also, Gorilla warfare?

So hairy people and unemployed people smell bad, but street bums don't?

SAGE

How the hell does this even work?! I can't determine the number of my post until after I've posted, and what's up with it being divided by my birth month? What if that results in a non-whole number (Post number 3555 [5] divided by December [2])??

What in the world is the date of a month? You mean the day IN the month? Shit. If this was understandable, it might be pretty nice.

ok, I think I understand this, so I'm gonna post some dates and all y'all can just follow along:
placeholder survivor 1 07/14 - July 14

placeholder survivor 2 03/29 March 29

survivor 1 10/04 October 04

Profession = 0 = street bum
weapon = 4 = mind control
specialty = 2 = crippled
companion = 9 = dog
item = 4 = zombie repellent

survivor 2 06/27 June 27

Profession = 6 = burglar
weapon = 7 = Barrett M90
specialty = 0 = hairy
companion = 4 = mudkipony
item = 9 = magic cooler

survivor 3 02/26 February 26

Profession = 2 = store owner
weapon = 6 = grenade launcher
specialty = 2 = cripple
companion = 7 = Will Smith - I Am Legend
item = 4 = zombie repellent

wow not even an attempt to balance.I mean how the hell is an anon and a hairy dude smell so bad in comparison to a homeless person they take a penelty?

Birthday is may 20.
lets see

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>>gorilla warfare and highest us confirmed kills is 160 <Simo hiya=500+>
>>being unemployed or hairy is worse than being a bum
>>Goddamned soldier and housewife have superpowers
>>CAR CANNOT BE STORED and needs working gas stations
>>Ammo box is only has any use for 4/10 weapon
>>Mind control fucking sucks

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Shit man, how is it even possible to get a speciality above gay seeing as the days of a month only range from 01-31 making it impossible to get fat, retarded, muscular,fast runner, intelligent, or immune.
YOU CAN ONLY be crippled, gay, hairy or have big dick. all but one just fucking suck outright and you've got a massive fundemental flaw with your chart. Just use the above posters post #
Any way
Mine=Feb 11th Above=May 20th
so
Store owner
Desert Eagle
Crippled
Spiderman
Ammo Crate
So i'm a crippled fuck stuck in a barricaded store with spiderman a desert eagle and 900 rounds of .50 calibur ammunition. God forbid i try to get laid and spiderman cuts my dick off. Oh and he has no ablilities or skills at all barring stopping wincest threads. I'll just kill him post-haste seeing as he forgot how to use his spider sense. Man, fuck that. Lame.
also
>>3827 you do still get a 9mm with 300 rounds so there some consulation

Who out there wants to just re-edit this list?

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Born Feburary (02)= Store owner
Turns out you were able to make a living selling discount medical supplies, using that capital you expanded into selling other nerdly goods primarily /tg/ related goods as well as some /a/ and /co/ related shit both online and IRL
*(Start with barricaded shelter, infinite electricity and alot of supplies)*

Born first of Feb (01)=Desert Eagle= .50 Magnum Revolver(DEagles fuckingsuck) Your trusty personal carry you bought about two years back. You haven't been hitting the range too often in the last few months but you have no doubt it'll serve you well. Too bad you forgot to stockpile your rounds.
*(Start with .50 Magnum w/300 rounds)*

Above Poster=11=Large penis
You grew up with an extraodinarily large 12" penis. You'd think it more ladies would be DTF but many were just scared off. But during the apocolypse beggers can't be choosers. Alternativly; you used to have to helicoptor dick slap bitches to keep them off from your monstercock. Whichever makes a better story
*(Start with HUEG DICK AND SWWAGGA')*

Above Poster=11=Anime
Balalaika; from a more realisticly grounded anime. Hardcore bitch who gives no fucks about killing anything that gets in her and my way, not to mention she's a veteran military leader with excellent marksmenship...ugh don't really have a reason why a ficitonal charactor would join barring this zombie apocolypse was somekind of dimensional rift thing with monsters, demons and shit.
*(Start with skilled,sexy,hardcore Russian mob boss as companion)*

Above Poster=Feb=02
Looks like running that discount drug store really paid off. A massive supply of medicine keeps me my companion and other possible surivors alive and healthy
*(Start with massive supplies of drugs and medicine)*

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This looks promising...

let's do this

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B-day: 02/22
Let's see, I got... A Store Owner with a Crossbow, I'm apparently Sasquatch, and I have an anime companion. The companion I choose is... Lara Croft. She's a good fighter who doesn't rely on any special powers. I also have an infinite stash of condoms.
>>4033
LEEEEEROOOOY JJENKIIIINS!! :P

Roll

Oh good lord.

Im a crippled Biologist with a fountain pen as a weapon. Stinkmeaner is my companion and I have an assload of pharmaceuticals. :/

Jesus christ Im the ultimate food/bait for zombies.

Especially since that nigga stinkmeaner cant keep his negro mouth shut.

A crippled shop keeper with Claymores, Stinkmeaner as a companion, and lots of pills. Great.

Birthday: 12/30

Seems like I need to get in this shit.

Im going to try I guess.

January 29

Should have stopped at katana, but I just had to glance at sex toys and condoms.

Yes, because when the zombie apocalypse happens I'm going to make sure I keep my stash of dildos and rubbers on my person at all times.

trying

Rolling !

Rolling.

Okay lets do this

we fucked up here

poop roll

roll

Rollun

roll

Rolling.

ROLLEN

lulwut

rolling

rollin'

Roll.

Rolling

Rolling

roll.

rollin roillin

June 3. So, 06/03

Profession = 6 = Burglar
>Also, you're a nigger
Nope.
weapon = 3 = flame thrower
Guy above me did not post their birthday, so for specialty I'm going off of their post number.
Specialty = 6 = Fast runner
Again, user above did not post birth date, just rolled like half of the other retards. So...
companion = 3 = a rapist
I'm going to pick my own item since OP and the retarded posters here fucked this up royally. I call number 9, a magic cooler.

>>4639
This might have been cool or fun if it made any sense. According to this, I'm a nigger who gets raped in the ass and has a magic cooler? Lame. And people are rolling when there is nothing to roll for. It goes off of birth dates, idiots. Things are also worded stupidly.
>first digit of the person-above-you's birthday day
what?
>second digit of the date of the month from
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>month of your birthday /second digit of it
How hard is it to explain? Second digit of your birth month. Simple. This is dumb.

mANKEY RABBIT BLAST-DAD

My arms are made of big booty hos and my ass has the flavor of three hundred nipples. the suspense is killing me. cocks.

Jan. 28th

June 27

rawlin

November 30th

November 28th

July 5th

chicken tikki marsala nigger

Roll why not

you had to do this

more rolls.

rollin rollin rollin

Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rolling
Rawhide

Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishing my girl was by my side

rolll

rollins

fuck it

le roll

all right, lets see

>>3744
Birthday makes literally no sense so ROLL

>only 4 digits of post number but whatever I'll make the last one 0 or something

>>5224
First digit, the first digit would be 0.

gf

fat boxer with claymores, companion is a mudkipony and sex toys

I'm going to ride into battle punching things until they blow up and when I'm out of claymores I'll club things to death with the sex toys in bunny costume

i just want to fuck and shoot shit

Roll

>>3744
try