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23/07/20(Thu)18:22 No. 21457
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How do I get a demon/monster wife?

What ritual do I have to perform
>Serious answers only


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23/07/21(Fri)09:29 No. 21458

You are in luck. Most urban girls have some wild demons in them. Look for a sexy and uppity one especially.


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23/07/24(Mon)03:59 No. 21460

Yeah, just don't do it. Demons and such aren't fucking cute anime girls, they're ancient creatures who want, and will, absolutely fuck up your whole life.

There's many spells to attract a girlfriend or just a girl to hook up with, tho.


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25/03/17(Mon)09:56 No. 21634

>>21460
Hookups fundamentally don't work. Mostly because of how the female sexuality functions.


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25/03/20(Thu)08:16 No. 21641

>>21457
Demons are fallen angels, they don't have physical bodies. They can at times appear in forms humans can comprehend, they can torment you, tempt you, but you can't fuck them. That's not how it works, dumbass. Quit watching your weird harem animes or whatever.
get a fucing life


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25/03/20(Thu)10:04 No. 21643

>>21641
How do you know demons can't be fucked, and why can't they?


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25/03/20(Thu)11:16 No. 21644

>>21643
They're spirits. By definition, spirits possess no bodies. No body=no pussy. I literally said JUST they have no bodies in my last post. Do you have ADD or something?



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