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Dimebag Anon 23/09/07(Thu)06:48 No. 19

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Imagine Jigsaw(from Saw) decided to punish you for smoking too much weed.
The trap I came up with works like this:you wake up in the middle of a pipe structure coiled around your body, with joints sticking out of holes drilled in, held in place with clips. then a stick of dynamite is inserted at the top, while the joints are lit by a fast spark mechanism below the tip inserted in the pipe a few seconds before the dynamite reaches them. you have to smoke the joints down so they don't light the dynamite, of course it should take place in a small chamber to prevent escape and the pipe should be coiled too tightly to allow it anyway. as you smoke more you lose oxygen making it harder, and all the smoke creates a hotbox condition making you too high to function properly, and harder to see the lower joints. if you try to remove a joint from the clip it'll fire up and lock in the spark mechanism and light the dynamite anyway, to punish you for cheating.
Think you could survive? If not, come up with a trap you think could top mine. I'd like to see it.