I would say M16

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>>15020

>>15033
I'm sure a guy with decent strength can take off someone's arm with that bitch.

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I've always fancied one of these being handy as a concealed weapon, especially if sharpened.

>>15042
Maybe in one stroke, but a brutal hacking weapon like this? Get in two or three good hits to an upper arm and you could probably get it off. More if you've got to get through a particularly beefy specimen, but by that point the arm is effectively destroyed anyway.

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Plastic tube + Chain + Ducktape = Chain Whip.

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Wow, this is the kind of thread /zom/ would need!

A good bandana looped through a padlock is probably one of the best that you can carry realistically. If you had to dismantle it to two different mundane items just pull one side of the bandana. Voila.

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>>15086
A dildo would be a better choice, get yourself a nice oversized one, the rigid ones can double as a club and if the police catch you with one in your backpack/paper bag they're not going to ask questions. It also provides the initiative in combat while you're opponent does a double-take.

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>>15087

>>15019
Is that supposed to be a macuahuitl?

>>15101
Sure looks like it, I thought the same.
From the descriptions it sounded like a great weapon. Easy to repair and produce, the obsidian shards had molecule-thin edges, meaning they were hella fucking sharp!
It's the swordbat of my people, and I'd be honored to use one.

Not an improvised weapon.

Yes, it can cut off a limb, if going through the joint. There are Spanish reports of their soldiers having the heads of their horses cut off by them on occasion.

The issue is that their blades shatter when hitting steel armor, rendering them sticks afterwards. Though, the one in the picture, albeit pretty, does not look properly made. These are fucking swords, not clubs with blades on them. I've seen the drawings of the originals' and some of the moves... Not a damned baseball bat.

On topic... Put a rock in a sock, or get a pointy stick. An improvised weapon is a temporary measure. I can kill a dozen people with a pen or two in under two minutes if they don't flee... But I'd rather have a nice piece of steel. Understand?

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