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The Lying Escort A pissed off guy 15/03/08(Sun)23:35 No. 2554 ID: 5dacae

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So you guys are going to love this one. I called up a hooker for the first time to see what kind of shit I could get myself into. Except, I actually ended up in big shit and had a shit time. She comes down for our meeting 15 minutes late saying she's tired which yeah I can understand but then we get upstairs and it's "wait 5 minutes i'm tired" then we get into it I pay this degenerate 80 pounds (roughly 140 us bucks) for 1 hour and shes already way behind on time, So I get it up and start fucking then I ask her to go on top and she's like nah. Blowjob? Nah. too tired. So not only does she fuck me over, She said in her ad she was completely shaving and the thing was a fucking bush. Then there is her pictures which were either outdated completely or just photoshopped to fuck AND her fucking breath stank! Wtf! I can't imagine how many poor bastards this skank has screwed over. I left early without my money telling her to prepare for a shit review. Then I have her mobile number so maybe I should just give it out? Thoughts on this?

Modern Mom 15/03/29(Sun)07:21 No. 2561 ID: acf79b

Hookers ain't shit but bitches and tricks, dude. Every corner of mother Earth. You're not the first to be disappointed, but men in general are too afraid to hurt their pride and talk clean about shitty experiences with prostitutes. If she doesn't have any data about you, bash the fuck out of her reputation, escorting is a job like every other. I'd love to have done that when I was a teenager and lost my virginity the lamest way possible (much like your experience), but the skank was off the radar, it wasn't a totally wired time back then. So, I don't know if this is the right board to your post, so here goes to on-topic advice: do not waste money on some sex craving, personally I regret the money more. Free sex is something else and for free. If your problem is social connections, try some low-life social network like Tinder, I don't know if this one applies on UK, but so far it does in the US and latin america.

Modern Mom 15/04/03(Fri)01:34 No. 2568 ID: 212298

>>2554

Let me get this straight. You were surprised that a whore acted like a whore? And that she wasn't what she said she was? And now you want to know whether you should give her a bad review?

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

Modern Mom 15/04/30(Thu)09:07 No. 2575 ID: 96ee8e

First off escorts aren't hookers. Hookers do pose as escorts. Fact is, she thought you were fugly and a short fuck, but needed the money so did the bare minimum. You're lucky you got anything.

Modern Mom 15/05/21(Thu)03:05 No. 2589 ID: d040d8

You can post reviews on sex forums. You'll probably have to search a bit for the one that's more relevant to your local area. It's also possible to just lurk moar on those kinds of sites so if you insist on wasting your money on a ho you can find the ones that won't rip you off as badly.

Your biggest mistake was letting her get away with that shit. If you don't have the balls to say "no blowjob no cash," grab the money, and walk out, you deserve to be ripped off. However, she wants the money and will do what it takes to get it. It's up to you to make sure that "what it takes" is more than the bare minimum.

Modern Mom 15/05/21(Thu)03:40 No. 2590 ID: e2cf8e

Couple of ideas:

1) Use a phone booth, book her for another gig a fair few miles away, then don't turn up. That's 50p to consume her time, money and stitch her out of other opportunities to earn. Repeat ad hoc till you feel justified (Pro Tip: Use a different phone booth each time so you don't get caught out with caller ID).

2) Same as above but rather than not turning up, turn up and bash her brains in.

Modern Mom 15/05/22(Fri)20:22 No. 2591 ID: 25fc56

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>>2568
This is an underrated comment.

People don't call cheap hookers for high levels of customer service. They call hookers to get their dicks wet. You got your dick wet. It was you, OP, who were the most dishonest of the two of you for not paying.

If you are still married to the idea that hookers should be striving for five star ratings on Angie's List, then do it yourself. Sell your on ass on Craig's List, go that extra mile, and see how much respect you get for it.

Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)12:19 No. 3006 ID: 21de63

>>2554
almost 2 years later and no phone number, OP you are a waste.

Apol+Dase 21/10/23(Sat)09:30 No. 3570 ID: 32dc4c

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