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I am looking for an operating system that meets the following criteria
I have looked on Distrowatch and done loads of searches.
I have tried many distributions of Linux and the BSD variants. I have tried openindiana, I just cannot find one that works for me
The best I have tried so far is AntiX linux but I dont trust the devs, To be perfectly honest. When I mentioned that I had installed xfce4 and tint2 and was using xfce like openbox, I got the impression they were almost religious about the fact that I should be using ICEWM and the devs just seem a bit bizarre at Antix
Here's what I thought of the ones I've tried so far

openindiana. Unix, based on illumos. Great Unix distro really great, except I couldnt get it to work with my keyboard, a Roccat Suora. Would use it if I could just get my keyboard to work with it

MX linux, ridiculously bloated
Devuan, Overly complex installation procedure, gave up
NetBSD, great distro, too slow as a desktop OS
Refracta,too complex to setup
Dont like any other BSD due to the taste of tranny CoC
Void Linux hahahahahahah what a joke.
Obarun, too complex to set up
Parabola too buggy

There has to be something out there that is easy to setup
doesnt use systemd
has trustworthy devs
Is fairly minimal
makes it easy to install software
isnt buggy
isnt based on Arch

At the moment I am using Manjaro
but I prefer debian basedOS

Any suggestions?