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BEST HACKER IN THE WORLD! Doncola 19/06/29(Sat)00:23 No. 22675 ID: 4f7da6

I spent a lot of years trailing and researching the worlds most prolific hackers. From 2000-till now Royalblade has been the most talked about and most effective hacker. I have followed his marks from when he did that college debt payment for folks on YouTube. I know about his involvement with the feds when they hired him to track and recover stolen bitcoins lost from bitfinex wallets in 2016. Dude is simply the worlds best considering that he still remains anonymous.

He fixed my credit for me. French pope 19/08/28(Wed)15:45 No. 22699 ID: 6c6cdc

Royalblade is awesome yo! I have a R8 right now because of this dude. He helped me fix my credit last year.

Anonymous 19/08/31(Sat)10:55 No. 22700 ID: 973772

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Royalblade brought my parents back from the dead and found the lost cities of gold, then gave me his map to them after buying him a cup of coffee.

He knows absolutely nothing about technology but he sure as hell knows his way around the necronomicon.

Anonymous 19/11/30(Sat)01:01 No. 22724 ID: e4b8db

Royalblade selected me to go back in time with him. I got paid after we got back but I had to bring my own weapons. Safety wasn't guaranteed. He had only done this once before.

Anonymous 20/03/01(Sun)04:29 No. 22750 ID: 777f40

>>22675
Royalblade touched me somewhere where my mommy says is bad

Anonymous 20/03/17(Tue)10:56 No. 22756 ID: 42355f

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Royalblade found a penny in his shoe, traveled back in time to 1998, and bought 5 shares of Amazon.com and 50 shares of Apple.com. He then traveled back to the present and tried to cash in his shares, but the SEC halted the transaction because he was born in 2010, and handed the case over to the time police. They sent him to Australia in 1788 to live out the remainder of his life in a penal colony.

He absolutely sucked at hacking but he was pretty good at time travel until got greedy.

Anonymous 20/03/18(Wed)02:05 No. 22757 ID: 3baee5

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Now this is a story all about how
My filesystem got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how Royalblade managed to recover most of my software

Anonymous 20/10/28(Wed)01:24 No. 22799 ID: 53d2de

>>22756
Impressive that he did all that when he was 7 years old.

Anonymous 20/11/19(Thu)03:22 No. 22809 ID: a115ac

>>22799
Jokes on you, the date format here is YY/MM/DD.

LURK MOAR

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