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OP:
Lets get down to business
To collect...some faps
Why'd they send me futa?
Why'd they send me traps?
You're the saddest pics I've ever gazed
But you'll be saved; before we're through
Listen I'll.. Get some faps... Out of you....
Tranquil in your bedroom,
But a fire's within!
You must get down to fapping,
For this thread; is win.
You've got no lotion and your hand is hot,
so just use your spit as lube.
Somehow I'll, get some faps, out of you!
Various Anon:
"Whoa I'm never gonna catch my breath"
"Say goodbye to those who knew me"
"Oh shit I think my mom just walked right in..."
Eddie Murphy:
"You guys are all gonna fap to the death!"
Ming-Na (Mulan):
"Hope you don't blow your load right on me."
Anon:
"I'm gonna shoot it right all-over your chin!"
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
You must be swift on that-left-mouse-key!
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
With a load sprayed all o'er your room!
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
With all the strength and horny desire,
While listening to; The Dark Side of The Moon!
OP:
You see DAT ASS in the distance,
when will it, arrive?
The page is loading slowly,
Can you, survive?
You're not suited for, the RAGEing war,
so zip up, go home you're threw.
How could I... Get some some faps... Out of you?
Anon:
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
We must be swift on that-left-mouse-key!
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
With a load sprayed all o'er our room!
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
With all the strength and horny desire,
While listening to; The Dark Side of The Moon!
Everyone:
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
WE MUST BE SWIFT ON THAT-LEFT-MOUSE-KEY!
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
WITH A LOAD SPRAYED ALL O'ER OUR ROOM!
(TO SEE DAT ASS)
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH AND HORNY DESIRE,
MISTERS I... GOT SOME FAPS... OUT OF YOOOOOOU!
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