>You have killed Norbert Yun, a 10-year old taxi-driver from Durham, NC.

>Norbert Yun had a family. He had a job. He had a life. You took it from him.

>You are horrible.

What a dumb game.

Is it wrong that I kept killing people for their humorous life stories?

>You have killed Roderich Demetri Caglayan Sr., a 94-year old Neo-Nazi from White Plains, NY. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Denni, and his children, Gifford, Gae, and Aub.

>You have killed Tessi Boudreau, a 92-year old cook from Eugene, OR. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Milo. She was a member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous.
Not so annoymous now 'eh!

>You have killed Ed Milo Zaid, a 13-year old astronaut from Portland, OR. He was a member of Sons of Norway. He was a member of Cold War Veterans Association.

>You have killed Rani Karsz, a 11-year old weaponsmith from Raleigh, NC. She will be succeeded by her husband, Tom, and her children, Shay, Tome, and Saxon. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
WTF... Jackpot!

Is this suppose to make me feel bad?

Honestly, the victim hitboxes are so large you can kill everyone by standing at the bottom of the game area, shooting people in the foot.
Not even in the foot, a few pixles BELOW the foot.
That's just shoddy game design.

>You have killed Elenore Wilona Hirose, a 11-year old night auditor from Huntsville, AL. She was a member of American Automobile Association. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.

>You have killed Ms. Fred Asawa, a 15-year old astronomer from Savannah, GA. She was a member of Goldwater Institute.

>You have killed Galen Sky Mallozzi, a 10-year old innkeeper from St. Paul, MN. He will be succeeded by his children, Ozzy, and Aub. His10th birthday would have been in 3 days.