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It's so fucking over Ricchie 24/06/16(Sun)18:42 No. 16338
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>Be me
>Still a virgin and have no girlfriend.
>Always shower and brush my teeth everyday, always use perfume and liquid deoderant whenever I'm going outside, also comb my hair every now and then.
>Always rockin' classic middle class suburban shit like the knit wool sweater and tie combo, or the tropical pattern shirts with long black pants.
>Really didn't mind not having a girlfriend or being a virgin, never thought of it as anything bad or particularly unfair and mainly held it against myself and blamed myself for it because of past mistakes that I'll never live down.
>Have an extremely annoying older cousin that is a retarded sperg that constantly has autistic episodes where he screams and shouts random things and makes grunting noises
>This guy doesn't fucking shower or brush his teeth, doesn't use deoderant or perfume so obviously he really fucking stinks
>He spends most of his time chronically online watching his autistic entertainment and playing Gacha games all the time
>Horrible sense of fashion, never dresses properly to public places
>Motherfucker still somehow gets a girlfriend before I do.
>I kind of feel bad for the girl for being with him but at the same time I want to beat the everliving fuck out of her for being such a dumb bitch.
>Mfw a retarded autistic sperg fucking mogs me
>Mfw nothing will ever make my situation any better.


It's actually fucking over. I'm fucking pissed right now, life can be so unfair sometimes. You overcome so many challenges and hardships just to be met with this shit on the other side. I'm actually considering pistol whipping my autistic sperg of a cousin and fucking robbing him at gunpoint and shooting him. I really want this motherfucker dead. He's an absolute embarrassment to the family. What should I do in this situation, anons?


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Anonymous 24/08/31(Sat)22:43 No. 16345

>>16338
awwwwwwwww shucks!
looks like you need some corn up your asshole, friend!
I would reccommend some durex lube and some good ol' kansas corn.
happy shuckin' there partner!


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Anonymous 24/10/22(Tue)12:17 No. 16351

>>>/rnb/


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Anonymous 24/10/28(Mon)21:49 No. 16356

>>16338
the world is bigger than your sperg cousin and his gf
just find something else to do or think about, don't throw yourself into the gears for no reason


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Anonymous 24/11/19(Tue)07:50 No. 16357
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>>16338
>be me

Who the fuck else would a first person story be about? It's implied.
Just get your own girlfriend. Work harder. What's the point of killing him in a jealous rage? That just ruins the rest of your life. I don't understand why you feel this way. You're mad at both of them because of your own shortcomings? He must have something you don't have. Figure out how to acquire it.



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