John,
You are rude

That reminds me, I went to Canada once. I wasn’t there for 2 hours before my parents decided to eat at some little mall cafe in Atikokan, and the person I was talking to mentioned poutine & insisted I run across the street and get some to try. So I grabbed it & brought it over and ate at the little cafe table with my parents, & the owner gave me a bunch of dirty looks & his wife came over and yelled at me & kicked me out like 2 bites in. Apparently that little cafe full of people in muddy boots ordering sandwiches is like a high class joint there, and not a casual cafe. I think poutine is probably good, but I didn’t see any sign of polite Canadianness everyone talks about.

Dear John,

I know what an OLED is but I don't really know or care if anything I own has one. Over the past year and change, I've been through 4 laptops because at some point I get drunk and kick it off the bed one too many times or something else and then the screen breaks and I'm fucked and need to buy a new one. But along the way I got the second cheapest goyphone at walmart to use as a wifi hotspot and I'll be damned if that thing doesn't get dropped on its head sometimes multiple times a day and the screen doesn't shatter. So if that's the power of OLED or if that's the power of Finnish plastics, I'll give it a big thumbs up because I don't want to have to buy another one.

Regardless, the world has come a long way from the early 2000s when my car broke down in the middle of the woods and I perched my laptop in the engine bay to use as a light to fix it by, and then dumb me forgot to set the laptop on the ground before bumping the starter and it tossed my dear laptop out of the engine bay and shattered the screen :(

With all the best to see you well in the future,
John

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>>48562
Everyone just calls for help now, they don't even pretend to look at the engine

>>48342
PROTIP: never use a cell phone again