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Steve 25/02/17(Mon)04:07 No. 832354

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The reason she turned into a shemale
is because she ate 2 tubes of Benzedrex
It makes you a beautiful shemale

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tee 25/02/17(Mon)04:23 No. 832355

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Benzedrex doesn't turn you into a shemale
it gets you high for like 10 days...

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Christian Weston Chandler 25/02/17(Mon)04:26 No. 832356

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We are watching you Kuuurrrt...

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symbion 25/02/17(Mon)04:34 No. 832357

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Watch him all you want he's high for all
eternity on that shit!

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Moot 25/02/17(Mon)04:37 No. 832358

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Well...well...well...
Even I now it causes erectile dysfunction!
What's he gonna do be a shemale
like the one in the picture!

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Conductor Cat 25/02/17(Mon)04:39 No. 832359

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Girls can tell if you're aroused
you idiot!
They'll have to put up with him...

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Bill 25/02/17(Mon)04:41 No. 832360

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No one is gonna suck his flaccid dick Light!

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O.P. 25/02/17(Mon)04:43 No. 832361

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Some girls are into it...

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Brony 25/02/17(Mon)04:45 No. 832362

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Light has given me permission to speak!
All that matters is a guys balls!

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Brony 25/02/17(Mon)04:47 No. 832363

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The guy is a total mystic...
All that paranormal research did
him a favor!

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tee 25/02/17(Mon)04:53 No. 832364

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You know what the truth is!
He did it on purpose!
He just wants to masturbate!

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Homicide 25/02/17(Mon)04:57 No. 832365

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This is Thich Nhat Hahn speaking
to you from The Soul Society...
Kurt is more than welcome to join
a monastery in The Soul Society!

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Spiderman 25/02/17(Mon)05:00 No. 832366

File 173976483858.png - (111.93KB , 360x276 , Ep320_Rukia_Mugshot.png )

This is Rukia Kuchiki in The Soul Society!
Kurt is going to become my sex servant!
I have a flaccid penis fetish!
My brother says is perfectly ok!

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W. T. Snacks 25/02/17(Mon)05:03 No. 832367

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Looks like you got yourself a job Kurt!
Too bad you'll never be a Soul Reaper!
Because you're weak...
That drug will never make you strong!

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tee 25/02/17(Mon)05:06 No. 832368

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He already is strong!
We could make an exception!
He might not be able to do 40 pushups
but Yamamoto can clear him!

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tee 25/02/17(Mon)05:08 No. 832369

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Ohh Kurt!
I love you!
I love you more than Ichigo!

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ian 25/02/17(Mon)05:10 No. 832370

File 17397654573.png - (131.81KB , 360x343 , Ep266IchigoKurosaki.png )

Thinking of making someone as cool as Kurt into a sex slave!?
Think again...
Urahara already has plans to have him join our side...

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Lorf 25/02/17(Mon)05:13 No. 832371

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Kurts spiritual pressure is getting stronger
from that drug!

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Sonichu 25/02/17(Mon)05:15 No. 832372

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This is the king of The Soul Society!
Kurt is forbidden to join Ichigo
and must be Rukias sex servant!

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Conductor Cat 25/02/17(Mon)05:18 No. 832373

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>>832364
she was really pretty until she got those retarded ribbon tattoos and those disgusting lopsided cheap implants.

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He-Man 25/02/17(Mon)05:19 No. 832374

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My sister Rukia has been in love with
Kurt for as long as I can remember...
But she is married to ME!
Girls are just hornier than guys...
Plus Kurt never swears and is respectful...
Kurt will be a member of the Kuchiki clan!

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tee 25/02/17(Mon)06:03 No. 832377

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Kurt ain't no rebel bitch!
I like him more than Rukia!
He's going to be in The Stealth Force!

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herp 25/02/17(Mon)06:05 No. 832378

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You don't know Kurt very well
HE IS ON OUR SIDE

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symbion 25/02/17(Mon)06:08 No. 832379

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Kurt is on the side of The Soul Society!
I know it for sure!
HE doesn't like to fight BUT HE CAN

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zeneslev 25/02/17(Mon)06:10 No. 832380

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Kurt is on nobody's side you idiots!
All he is is a fucking liar!

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Anonymous 25/02/17(Mon)06:13 No. 832381

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Kurt is afraid of being killed
by his own Zanpakto!
He could never be a Soul Reaper!

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4chan user 25/02/17(Mon)06:15 No. 832382

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If Kurt accepts my hand in marriage
I'll protect him myself!

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[tags4lyf]PEARS 25/02/17(Mon)06:18 No. 832383

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Just so ya know Kurt marriage in
The Soul Society isn't about wearing
a ring...
It's about a formal agreement

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r000t 25/02/17(Mon)15:20 No. 832396

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I have banged a shemale before

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Miku Fanboy 25/02/17(Mon)15:25 No. 832397

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So have I!

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Sonichu 25/02/17(Mon)15:33 No. 832398

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This thread is sponsored by WALMART
We have the finest black clothes
in the world!
Not to mention we sell alcohol!

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Lorf 25/02/17(Mon)15:35 No. 832399

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This thread is sponsored by Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey...
Hard liquor that doesn't make you hurl?
That's Jack!

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 25/02/17(Mon)15:38 No. 832400

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Shemales need to stop shaving
they look much better with pubes!

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symbion 25/02/17(Mon)15:47 No. 832401

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This thread is sponsored by Marlboro cigarettes!
Millions of people are looking at this thread!
We even own all the cigarette companies!
Including Montego and Sonoma!

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symbion 25/02/17(Mon)15:49 No. 832402

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>>832400
Well I have never shaved in my life!

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derp 25/02/17(Mon)15:51 No. 832403

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I got laser hair removal on MY PUSSY

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 25/02/17(Mon)15:55 No. 832404

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This thread is sponsored by Victoria's Secret!
We all know Bailey Jay wears Victoria's Secret!

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 25/02/17(Mon)16:09 No. 832405

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This is Shagrath the Wise...
Laser hair removal lasts forever
even when you go to The Soul Society...
It's witchcraft...

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Bill 25/02/17(Mon)16:11 No. 832406

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Laser hair removal is illegal in The Soul Society!

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Sonichu 25/02/17(Mon)16:15 No. 832407

File 173980532794.png - (352.05KB , 695x1024 , Rukia.png )

Shaving is legal in The Soul Society
but laser hair removal is not!
I want Kurt so bad!

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Lorf 25/02/17(Mon)16:20 No. 832408

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This is Diamond Rowe!
Do not trust the green witch!
Do not trust the Benzedrex method!
It doesn't even work!

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Sazpaimon 25/02/17(Mon)16:26 No. 832409

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Benzedrex is the finest herb!
It is Witchazel!
You can trust the green witch!

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Spider Expert 25/02/18(Tue)18:33 No. 832441

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Look at these huge...low hanging...beautiful balls

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Weeabot 25/02/18(Tue)18:36 No. 832442

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This thread is sponsored by Texaco!
Finest gas stations in the world!

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derp 25/02/18(Tue)18:42 No. 832443

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This is Diamond Rowe of the band Tetrarch!
He's still high on it!
It's getting stronger and so is he!

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N3X15 25/02/18(Tue)18:56 No. 832445

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The is Roko!
He's getting stronger from the drug right?
Well if it lasts for eternity you better believe he's gonna be on it in The Soul Society!
He doesn't get cold either!

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symbion 25/02/18(Tue)18:58 No. 832446

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Problem?
It's legal...
It's completely legal...

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Sonichu 25/02/18(Tue)19:01 No. 832447

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This thread is sponsored by Gold's Gym!
We know the legal way to get stronger!
Witchcraft!
Lifting weights is witchcraft!

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Moot 25/02/18(Tue)19:03 No. 832448

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>>832447
Lifting weights doesn't do anything!
I already tried it!

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Brony 25/02/18(Tue)19:06 No. 832449

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He IS getting stronger!
Ha ha
It's in his blood to serve the Kuchiki clan!
All he does is lie right?
Nobody fucks with a Norwegian!

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Nyan Cat 25/02/18(Tue)19:11 No. 832450

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Well guess who knows all about propylhexadrine which is Benzedrex?
IM THE ONE WHO MADE HIM TAKE 2 OF EM!
Because he loves Rukia...
I have a book all about the drug right in my shop...
It's legal in Japan AND LEGAL IN THE SOUL SOCIETY!
Kurt will be back to his old self in no time!

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N3X15 25/02/18(Tue)19:20 No. 832451

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This is High Priestess Maxine Dietrich!
Joy of Satan is still going strong!
I am done cursing Kurt!
Why?
Because I keep getting screwed over by him!
He's not Wiccan he's a SATANIST!

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Sazpaimon 25/02/18(Tue)19:23 No. 832452

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>>832451
You just screwed yourself Maxine!
Books of witchcraft are illegal!
We could put you in prison!

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Novice Equestrian 25/02/18(Tue)19:26 No. 832453

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>>832452
This is Anton Szandor Levay...
JOS is more powerful than even the FBI!
How dare you say witchcraft is illegal!
Even Kurt has a book!
He just sends them to the junkyard!
Where they still work!

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p4ch3c0 25/02/18(Tue)19:29 No. 832454

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>>832453
Kurt has symbols of witchcraft right on his door right?
Well that is just fine right?
We have our ways of punishing people with books of witchcraft!

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Spiderman 25/02/18(Tue)19:31 No. 832456

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>>832454
All you are is a Christian FAGGOT L
You will never stop ME
So stay away from New Zealand!

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Sonichu 25/02/18(Tue)19:34 No. 832457

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>>832456
I am a CHRISTIAN ALRIGHT!
You are gonna get burned at the stake
if we ever find you guys with books of witchcraft!
It's the LAW!

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Sonichu 25/02/18(Tue)19:36 No. 832458

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>>832457
I just wrote a curse on L in my book of curses
just for this thread!

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PrettyPony 25/02/18(Tue)19:46 No. 832459

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Kurt is now protected from being cursed
in my book!
One of my books!
One of my many...many...books...
See what happens when you fuck a wizard Maxine?
I just cursed Maxine!
WHY?
Because she cursed KURT to piss a lot!
I am a fucking POWERFUL PERSON BITCH
More powerful than Mr.Levay!
So I cursed him!
Because he wrote curses against Kurt!
Even I know Kurts book doesn't work anymore because he threw it in the TRASH!
Anyone that curses Kurt will be cursed by their own curse, in the same way they cursed him!
Because that's the spell he keeps writing in his books that he keeps throwing away!
He is the one that keeps writing it
so I wrote the same thing in one of my books!
Because I support him!
Because he's an innocent drug addict!

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tee 25/02/18(Tue)20:02 No. 832460

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Kurt is NO SATANIST Saruman!
He is Wiccan!
Wiccans do not write curses and do not have other people write curses for them!
I demand that Saruman quickly dispose of his book!

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Nyan Cat 25/02/18(Tue)20:06 No. 832461

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Kurt is Wiccan?
Well who cares...
I know what I am doing in protecting him...
People just want to make him a pissing shemale!
Why do you think he has tits?
Is Benzedrex enough to be strong against curses?
Certainly not!
They cursed him to be fat as well!
Now it's happening to everyone that curses him!

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Mudkip 25/02/18(Tue)20:10 No. 832462

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This is Treebeard!
We are protecting Kurt too in our books!
Because he bears an Ent!
Out books are more powerful than Sarumans!

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Moot 25/02/18(Tue)20:13 No. 832463

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This is Rukia Kuchiki in The Soul Society!
Kurt has an erection right now!
I know he can fuck me!
I want him so much!
I love him!

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W. T. Snacks 25/02/18(Tue)20:17 No. 832464

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This is Rukia!
His penis is perfect for me!
His balls are so big!
I want him so much!
I love him!

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Miku Fanboy 25/02/18(Tue)20:21 No. 832465

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I love Kurt!

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herp 25/02/18(Tue)20:24 No. 832466

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It's completely fake Rukia...

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herp 25/02/18(Tue)20:28 No. 832467

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This thread is completely fake HAHAHA
When you die you become GHOSTS!
GHOSTS made this thread!
Hahahaha

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Reimu Hakurei 25/02/18(Tue)20:48 No. 832468

>>832406
Nice
>>832465
Wowza

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Sazpaimon 25/02/19(Wed)01:21 No. 832473

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People don't become ghosts when they die they go to The Soul Society!

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Mudkip 25/02/19(Wed)01:35 No. 832476

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Guess who just bought 2 cartons
of Sonoma cigarettes...
The green witch!

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Reimu Hakurei 25/02/19(Wed)01:40 No. 832477

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Well I'm the one who made Kurt eat 2 of those things!
I know all about the drug!
Like I said I have a book about it!
Nice try making Kurt jelq his cock!
That doesn't even work lol

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Spiderman 25/02/19(Wed)01:43 No. 832478

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Kurt is high on that drug for all eternity...
He can still get an erection thankfully...
Anyone that fucks with a drug addict will get fucked up for sure!

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Moot 25/02/19(Wed)01:46 No. 832479

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The book clearly states you will be able to get a boner!
It's perfectly safe!
Thankfully there was an Albertsons nearby!

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Weeabot 25/02/19(Wed)01:49 No. 832480

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Might I add that the only reason Kurt can call himself a green witch is because of me?
I'm the one that taught him green witchcraft!
He will be strong again I assure you Rukia...

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Homicide 25/02/19(Wed)01:51 No. 832481