>>27799673
I mean, it's a matter of degree, and it varies, right? If she "likes" you she's probably going to be more affectionate / enthusiastic. Of course this mostly just applies if you're going for the whole girlfriend experience.

>>829953
sounds like the perfect way to get multiple stds, but now that I think about it the girls must be more than aware of this practice, and probably wear some kind of plastic layer under their underwear, all very disgusting

>>829998
It's not that disgusting when you think about it.. even kinda hot in some ways actually

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just a reminder

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I'm high as balls, wheeeeeeeeeeee

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>>830124

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just look closely :)

right how many more days before the yankees vote?
/eh/ doesn't matter

I'm glad this place is still here.

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>>830516
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>>830521
Yes, it is here. Well observed.

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I've had this hanging around a while
now I know why
:)

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>>830539

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>>830550

go get your fish then

So do I need a password

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>>830616

No you do not need a password, you have find this poor fcuk and gave her a light
Shit she's been sitting there waiting for years now

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>>830891
I had like 12.5% of a carrot the other day

this toy isn't failsafe its fail-deadly because it slips off when i let go and that slip can push me over the edge

Why does weed make me feel gay

Recommend me free games on the Oculus Quest 2?

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>>830965

Your not very self aware are you?

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>>831047
Just in case somebody still had doubts about women. One color is men the other is women, you can figure out the rest.

>>831046

VRchat is fun

>>831050
Wow, an MS Paint chart? Whatever you're on about, I'm totally convinced.

I once met a stripper who kissed me during the private dance and gave me her contact. I later paid her to meet me in a hotel room. I really enjoyed it, because she actually seemed to like me (insofar as a stripper can reasonably be said to, at least. Of course I realize it's not really real) Anyway, I'd like to have such an experience again, but when I tried going to the strip club again later, none of the girls seemed to like me like that. I guess I just gotta keep trying until I get lucky?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYQTFCWN/

This makes me feel so angry

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This fills me with hate and enrages my heart

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i made this. everything came from home depot and hobby lobby

>>831440
I'll snap a picture of what I made when I get home. Please remind me. But it's some serious BDSM type shi.

>>831440
>home depot and hobby lobby

Which one sold you that whore?

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I thought you guys would appreciate it. It's anybody's guess what this thing actually do. Suffice to say - it's great fun. This is the picture that I managed to snap of it.

>>831446
That's a silly question. Hobby Lobby, and they only rent them.

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>>831449
Digitally, yes.

>>831504
The nipple peeking out of the fishnet made me chuckle. :b

I went to a strip club again recently. It was terribly unsatisfying because I could tell the girls weren't really into me. It just totally kills the vibe. There was ONE time a stripper really seemed into me, years ago, and that was awesome. I still think about her. Yeah, I know, it's still not real, but my point is that it was enjoyable. I wish I could somehow repeat that experience.

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>>831718
use the bing search engine to lookup the phrase 'the GFE' and 'escorts'. Come back to this thread to thank me later.

I went to Vegas and guys on the strip were handing out these little advertisement cards with girls pictures saying stuff like "$50 special". There's no way that price isn't just completely fake, right? More generally, is there any way to know in advance what deal you're getting?

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>>831723

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>>831730

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>>831757

gays be like, I don't care if I get AIDS and DIE, I NEED to have frequent BLOODY buttsex with numerous strangers, and if you don't normalize and subsidize my lifestyle you're a RACIST

I once went to one of those handjob massage places, and they had me shower before and after, but there was no soap, just water, so I was still all oily walking out, it was really annoying.

>>831832
you're a sexless incel, why does any of that matter to you?

Ever consider apomorphine for facilitating sexual arousal?

It's interesting that nipples can show through even when a girl is wearing a bra under a shirt if it's a thin one

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