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BFORE YOU POST, KNOW THIS! Cowboy!6UZGZTHCak ## Mod ## 10/06/30(Wed)19:25 No. 8547 ID: 5eefb3 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

ALL REQUESTS FOR STORIES OR STORY CONTENT ARE TO GO IN THIS THREAD! ALL STORY REQUESTS NOT POSTED IN THIS THREAD WILL BE DELETED AND THE POSTER MAY BE BANNED. ALL COMMENTS QUESTIONS, AND OTHER OF THE LIKE ARE TO GO HERE AS WELL! Also, if you don't have constructive comments, keep them to yourself. Or you'll get banned for being an ass. This is not /b/, you have been warned.

Make sure that you check out http://asstr.org or http://storiesonline.net, or any other of the fine erotic literature sites, or GOOGLE IT! THEY MAY HAVE THE STORY ALREADY THERE!…Where ever that may be….Also, any plagiarism will result in a BAN!


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Anonymous 24/11/16(Sat)22:09 No. 28032 ID: a60fba

It's been half a year plus since ASSLR went down, and there's been no word here from AnonyMPC or others who posted there. Since I don't know where else to ask, do any of the lurkers here know what happened or where to find those authors?




READ BEFORE POSTING! Cowboy!6UZGZTHCak ## Mod ## 10/06/30(Wed)19:11 No. 8546 ID: 5eefb3 [Reply] Locked Stickied

This is a thread for ALL AUTHORS and READERS. Though you are not required to, I would recommend that you save your story in a post able form, this is to ensure that your story stays preserved and that if 7chan is to go down AGAIN. Also, if anyone has something available as far as web space for an archive, please e-mail me at [email protected].
I also recommend to everyone that you visit us at the IRC at irc.7chan.org in /elit/ channel. Research it and please stop in, any questions you have about well, ANYTHING can be answered there. There are many good different types of IRC clients, some can attach right onto your browser. So find one and set it up.
3litchan is gone as far as I know. Don’t asking nothing more, ‘cause on that subject….I don’t know nothing’, I just work here.
Adios,
Cowboy




Hiraeth OP!T1tXaJv9os 19/08/16(Fri)03:09 No. 26149 ID: b49468 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

Another story I've been working on, I'm posting it while I deal with writer's block on Roommates. Yes, I have about a dozen different stories, three of them full-length novels, all going at the same time. This is the only one that fits in /elit/ though.

Tags: isekai, medieval fantasy, slavery, bondage, sex, interspecies romance, Stockholm syndrome, medieval economics, politics

The following contains scenes of adult situations and graphic violence not suitable for minors. Reader discretion is advised.

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To say I was someone dissatisfied with life is an understatement. I was never a very happy person. As a child, I had few friends, and most of the ones I did have either moved away at some point, or stabbed me in the back. It still irritates to this day, every time I remember how my 'friend' Jason bragged to me about selling his buddy Ron a damaged copy of Tomb Raider he knew didn't work... and he'd actually sold it to me. He wasn't just an asshole for selling me a game he knew was too scratched up to play, he couldn't tell me and Ron apart from each other. We were interchangeable. I'd thought he was my best friend, and that's how little I meant to him.

High school was a drag. I consistently had the highest grades in my class, all while barely putting any effort in. Between my being a nerd and everyone else being jealous of my grades (seriously, I had a straight A average and the second best kid struggled to maintain a B average. The American education system is a joke. School is nothing but a convenient place to warehouse children while their parents are at work, with the added benefit of being government indoctrination centers. The actual education part is a distant second in terms of priority.), I got picked on a lot. I mean, a LOT. The one and only time some asshole tried to get physical with me, I kicked his ass. I'd been taking karate lessons since grade school, but I didn't even use any of that; I just knocked him to the ground after he hit me, then beat his face in with a rock. I, uh, might have gone a little overboard. To be fair, he started it, and I had YEARS of pent up anger and frustration, and I was well and truly sick of his shit by that point. Once I was done being suspended from school (I honestly think the only reason I wasn't expelled was because I had singlehandedly raised the GPA for the entire class and it made them look good), everyone knew what had happened. So they ignored me. Instead of constantly mocking me, messing with my desk, and basically being jerks, they simply pretended I didn't exist. I was fine with that. I just sat in the back of the class and read science fiction and fantasy novels all day; the teachers didn't care, so long as I kept acing the standardized tests they passed around every month or so like holy writ.

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Anonymous 24/08/29(Thu)14:20 No. 28022 ID: 8b0a00

>>27908
12 months without proof of life. It appears OP! has been reditioned. :(


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Anonymous 24/08/30(Fri)11:17 No. 28023 ID: 8b0a00

>>28022
Renditioned. Which is close to Redditioned.


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Anonymous 24/11/24(Sun)13:25 No. 28034 ID: 57f9d1

It was good while it lasted.




Clarice (SS, slight Loli) S 11/07/05(Tue)09:48 No. 12846 ID: e59c31 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

Hi all, this was a WIP eLit story posted on the 99chan /ss/ boards. Unfortunantly they no longer have an /ss/ board and from browsing various /eLit/ and /ss/ boards I have seen no evidence of the this story anywhere, so I have decided to share what I have here.

I would like to state in clearly though, THIS IS NOT MINE. Some else wrote this and I am simply reposting it here. If the original author see this and wants to finish the story, PLEASE do!

Anyways, this story was separated by posts, not chapters. I'll post what I see as a chapter per post. Anyways again, on with the story

Chapter 1, part 1

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My story actually started when I was 6 years old. My family lived in a college town in an area that wasn't too hot, not too cold. Lots of trees. Kind-of what you'd call a "normal" place for a middle-class white family.

My mom would usually hire majors from her department who needed extra money to be babysitters and to clean up the house sometimes. Usually they'd be juniors or seniors, so I wouldn't have the same babysitter for more than a year.

Invairably, they were girls. The first one I remember was a nice blond girl, but I forgot her name. I had one for a while who was hispanic and not very nice and got mad at me a lot. My mom got a different sitter after that. One was a somewhat heavy girl with short brown hair. She was okay and didn't get mad at me a lot, but she wasn't a lot of fun. Falicia was a black girl with really short hair and a VW bus. She would take me to McDonald's for little icecream cones and always helped me with work that I brought home from first grade, and she really liked watching TV with me, especially cartoons. But she was a senior, and I remember I cried a lot when she had to move back to her home state when she graduated.

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Anonymous 18/10/14(Sun)05:38 No. 25824 ID: 647c83

>>25813
...I burned through half of my phone's battery, reading this in one go.


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Private_Pontiac 18/11/02(Fri)18:17 No. 25850 ID: df938e

>>25824
I'm flattered you would take the time to do that. I hope you enjoyed it!


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Anonymous 24/11/22(Fri)10:08 No. 28033 ID: 7e936d

Posting because this amazing story can't be allowed to reach the last page and be deleted




My Sister is a Dickgirl SNT-NEL 12/02/11(Sat)10:15 No. 15127 ID: b808a3 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

Reposting this, for some reason. Even though I felt weird trying to fap to futa lit, I was okay with this one, for some reason.

I remember a long while back, some folks here added to it, and things were great, but then for some reason the mods took it down? I think it was cause it hadn't been updated in forever. But, yeah. RESURRECTION(I hope)
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VAGINAL+SPIDERS 21/10/09(Sat)05:28 No. 27403 ID: c5355b

Chapter 22

"Do you know how to use a condom?, she asked softly, reaching out to my crotch. Her breasts strained against the tight fabric of her nurse's uniform. Her breath was hot against my neck and ear. "I can show you…" Her hand pressed firmly against my junk. It felt too big, like she was a giant, or I was a child again. "Remember, only put them on when you're nice and hard." She began massaging my balls with the palm of her hand. "Good boy," she cooed. I looked up at her face. Cassie?
No. I guess it made sense; Cassie and mom do look a lot alike. "Can you show me?"
"Of course, sweety," she replied. "Let's get you nice and hard for mommy." Her hand shifted up and wrapped around my shaft and began to gently jerk me off. She began kissing my neck, and I could feel her breasts against my chest. After a few seconds, I felt painfully erect. "There we go," she whispered in my ear.
I watched her unwrap the condom, and begin to roll it down the length of my cock. I spread my legs a little and grabbed her waist to pull myself up higher onto her lap. Mom was sitting on her bed with her legs together. Once it was fully wrapped around my cock, she began jerking me off again.
“How does it feel, sweety?”
“It’s nice,” I said dreamily.
“Lay down,” mom said, patting the bed. I climbed off her lap onto the bed, and laid on my back. She put her left knee next to my right hip, and her right foot was on my left by my chest. I watched as her hand trailed down her body to begin rubbing her pussy. With fingers snaking through her pubic hair, I could hear the wet sounds of her arousal. “Are you ready to learn how to use a condom, Chase?”
“Yes, mommy,” I said, nodding.
“Good boy.” She lowered herself onto me. I could feel the warmth and the pressure sliding down until I could feel my balls touching her skin. “Does that feel good?”
“Yeah.”
“Mmmm, you’re so big. Are you ready, Chase?” Mom began to ride me. The skin on her hips slapping onto my legs each time she brought herself down. “Touch mommy’s breasts,” she said, unbuttoning her uniform, then grabbing my hands. She put them onto her breasts as she fell forward, planting her hands on both sides of my head. They felt smooth and warm. Heavy. Her hard nipples caught gently between each of my fingers as I rubbed my hands all over her ample chest. She moaned as she continued to ride me. I could feel her wetness spreading onto my crotch. I tried thrusting upwards in time with her downward motions, but she was too forceful, slamming down onto me with an increasing vigor.
I was transfixed by the sight of my latex-wrapped cock repeatedly disappearing into the wet tangle of my mother's pubic hair, when suddenly she came down to my face and began kissing me. Her lips were soft, her tongue hot and wet; droolin Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Anonymous 24/09/27(Fri)00:09 No. 28024 ID: a3505d

Can't believe it's been 3 years since an update again. Hoping for another update


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Anonymous 24/10/14(Mon)21:14 No. 28025 ID: 4ae064

>>15127




A Quiet Evening At Home (Mf+ ped inc beast extreme) Nicholas+Fellheimer 10/08/17(Tue)08:32 No. 9392 ID: 7b23cd [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

A Quiet Evening at Home
- by Nicholas Fellheimer
(with thanks to PuppyLoverDawn!)

As I waited for the dog's thick cock to unknot from my ass and slowly came down from another orgasm, I opened my eyes and stared across the kitchen floor: in the living room, someone was fucking my youngest daughter on the couch, but I couldn't quite make out who it was. Sliding my face across the slick of spit and cum on the linoleum, I tried to get a better look, but the little whore kept thrashing around. Didn't look like her father, at least not from this angle. Probably one of Jeremy's friends.

Now I started wondering where my husband might have gotten off to. And was our back porch light on? He's probably out there selling tickets to the neighbors. I turned, and a rain of piss spattered across my face. Another of Jeremy's friends - in the study, my middle daughter was putting on some sort of slit-licking show with a young lady I had not yet been introduced to, much to the delight of the boys.

A second stream hit my face, followed by a third. The bathroom was apparently occupied, so someone had announced that the kitchen floor was now the place to piss. A dripping dick was wiped dry in my hair, then slipped into my mouth.

Goodness.

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Maybe I should start from the beginning.
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Anonymous 24/02/09(Fri)15:15 No. 27957 ID: 59315e

>>27950
This is briliant


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Anonymous 24/03/11(Mon)12:22 No. 27961 ID: 73e7ea

>>27957
That's one word for it


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fuck mehmetuysaler 24/08/28(Wed)14:28 No. 28021 ID: f3e2ed

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First Lust - mg, romance KLee 24/08/17(Sat)17:57 No. 28020 ID: 81f854 [Reply]

I hope it's ok to post this here, I couldn't find another suitable website for my story my class inspired prose allowed. This is the succinct hot version of my story, names changed of course.

When he pierced me pulling gently on my sun bleached blond ponytail, I immediately knew that I’d changed, my blood it’s testimony, no longer a girl but a woman now. The pain I felt was incredible but short lived replaced by his fullness plunging deeply inside my depths forcing my cavity to form to him. Maybe I had been a woman for awhile clinging to my childhood fearing the loss of my simple innocent life being replaced by a difficult adult life. He changed me, I wanted it now feeling my excitement grow with his animal lust for me. I instinctual pushed back against him greedily wanting his entire length inside my wringing cavity craving him to complete his journey to feel his warm testicles press against me. His strong thrusts short but quick satisfyingly deep gently nudging my cervix open to readily accept his seed. His comforting weight over me comforted me pressing heavily against my trapped body on the picnic table as I felt his warm hips finally press against my bottom. His testicles repeatedly pressed against my sensitive clitoris teasing my mind and body to serve him as I gasped feeling my orgasm explode when he kept coming inside me.

His name was Cody, attractive, smart, confident, older, and respected by everyone. Cody was confidently unrestrained obviously open with his desires with the capacity to obtain it. He was excitingly dangerous making me uncomfortably wet each time he’d smile at me, looking at me as if I was naked. Willy, my insecure best friend since second grade, my constant companion, the one I’d always loved and cherished, hated Cody considering him a bully. The day it happened, the day I became a woman, Willy and I, exhausted from skating in the heat of the day were sitting on the cool grass at the skate park watching skaters when Cody joined us sitting next to me when I smiled at him with my invitation. Willy’s tension was obvious, my old pact to marry Willy when we were old enough threatened, Cody had smiled at me when he sat down causing me to squirm. Cody’s intoxicating perspiration from his hard masculine body overwhelmed my senses, I felt uncomfortably wet wondering if it was noticed. Willy was outmatched leaving soon after our small talk of skating technique, a challenging look between them confounding me. I felt uneasy, my safety gone with Willy’s disappearance.

My inexperienced young body in heat, I didn’t trust my thoughts with Cody. I stood up planning to leave but Cody caught my hand, stunned by the electric contact as Cody stopped me. Our eyes met, his intentions clear, I teasingly smiled at him instinctively running from him. I felt exhilarated sensing his close presence behind me deep into the privacy of the woods off the trail skipp Message too long. Click here to view the full text.




Barbara and Bambi Kylie Cockwhore 24/08/06(Tue)21:32 No. 28019 ID: 694841 [Reply]

Barbara and Bambi met while they were both working at La Femme, a strip club with a mostly lesbian clientele. It wasn’t love at first sight, but it certainly was lust. Barbara was in fact late getting to the runway for her three-dance set because she was screaming her orgasm from Bambi’s oral ministrations to her shaved pussy. When she could walk, Barbara strutted out on stage and explained her tardiness to the rapt audience... in very explicit detail as she squatted to show the women around the stage where Bambi had been licking her. Fingering herself to another orgasm on stage got Barbara a stern reprimand from management. But her fun had netted her over three hundred dollars in tips, a half-dozen phone numbers, and an invitation from Bambi to go home with her that night, which she accepted. They spent the rest of the night and the next day fucking in every manner possible, with the help of Bambi’s extensive collection of sex toys. Barbara moved in two weeks later. Six months of carnal bliss later, they agreed it should be a lifelong arrangement and they went shopping for rings that same day. The big day was set for three months later. Not surprisingly, they had their bachelorette party at La Femme, which closed for the night except for their guests, the other strippers, and a hand-picked few of the regular clientele of the club. Within twenty minutes of the start of the party, every one of the attendees was naked, if one doesn’t count the crowns Barbara and Bambi had to wear as the Guests of Honor. The previous six months had been the wildest in Barbara’s life, but it did not prepare her or even Bambi to be the center of over forty women all licking them all at the same time. Before the night was over, both of them had been licked, fingered, fisted, double-fisted, double-penetrated with strap-ons, and Bambi took two oversized strap-on dildoes in her ass at the same time. Barbara ended up in a kiddie pool the club owner had brought, with everyone who wanted to pissing on her. She had never done watersports before, but she ended the night a confirmed piss lover. The finale of the party, at five AM, was a forty-two woman daisy chain that snaked all around the club. The wedding ceremony the next day was a beautiful affair... all the attendees wore nothing but their skimpiest lingerie and the pastor wore only a gold-plated strap-on. And on their honeymoon, at a lesbian resort in Jamaica, things proceeded to get really wild…




Natalie Gashnaw 24/07/23(Tue)20:47 No. 28007 ID: 8e243f [Reply]

Tags: Rape, underage, Lesbian relationships, prostitution, modern.

Prologue:

My name is Natalie Hawthorn, or at least for the purposes of this story it is. My name actually is Natalie, but I am using an alias for my surname, it will eventually make sense as to why. Too many people involved who I would prefer not end up in prison. I don’t really hate any of them, or those who I feel should be behind bars have a little too much dirt on my friends and family. Lesser of two evils in my opinion. I am twenty four and this story began pretty much exactly ten years ago. It was summer vacation. But it didn’t feel like vacation.
Some people stay home on their vacation, I was no different. My family didn’t have a lot of money, so when we went away, it was saving up for a few years beforehand. I remember Disney world a bit. I was eight. But I still do recall some rides here and there. Like the Teacups or the god forsaken It’s a Small World. That thing was an hour and a half of my life I will never get back. I still have PTSD from that song.
But as I said I stayed home most summers. Some days skateboarding but usually I took the chance to be lazy and watching TV. At school I ran track, and I was fast, like really fast. I won’t reveal how many state records I have as it will be a little too easy to find me, but I will say that I have at least one. That speed however did get the attention of a talent scout. It was our final meet of the year, and after getting a good four seconds between me and the next girl, i was approached. I was offered a position at a prestigious sports academy, the catch, it was literally across the country. I’m a New York girl, born and raised. The school was in California. Anyone can tell you it is far.
As I said my parents did not have a lot of money, and and the offered position was not a scholarship. You had to be good to get into the school, but it wasn’t a free ride. While this was an awesome opportunity and I was pretty excited, I also knew there was a slim chance it would come to fruition. I wasn’t expecting it to work. Even if my parents could find a way to cover tuition, it was in Cali, which meant I also needed room and board. It was not like I could just take a bus home each night and have a home cooked meal. So we were trying to think of an option that would work. I tire dto help my selling lemonade, but apparently a fourteen year old girl selling lemonade was not as cute as s ix year old doing it so I only made fifty cents, and only after Kelly offered to spike the drink.
Okay let me tell you about Kelly, She is supposed to be my brother’s girlfriend. I mean they fuck, that is not really disputed, but really she was not in love with him. She was dating him for a different reason and I will get to that in a second. Now during the summer she lived with us. This was mainly due to her parents being out of the country, claim it was business, and Kelly would pul Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Gashnaw 24/07/31(Wed)06:05 No. 28016 ID: 8e243f

Chapter 8

When I told Ivy about Angel she was pissed. Not because of what I did but because she would have loved to get fucked by a girl's cock. Used to being the dominant herself she wanted to be dommed.I thought maybe I could try to dom Ivy on her birthday or something. I mean I also liked to be dominated, so Ivy worked out in that regard, but since she also wanted to be a sub, I would need to flip it for her.

“Who are you going with then?” Amy asked as she sewed a patch onto the green leotard I found at a thrift shop. Ivy had said I needed to dress up I had to rush for a costume. Sadly, I didn’t know anime and the only game character I knew was my night elf from Warcraft. That was a little too much work in such a short amount of time. So I went to a thrift shop. I found a character online. Cammy, from a game called Street Fighter. I found everything I needed at a thrift shop. Well, two, the gloves we found at another. We also had to modify them. So we had a pair of boxing gloves that were cut up into the gloves Cammy wore. Of course, when we got home, we realized another problem. Cammy was blond and I was not, so my hair was being dyed.

Amy however was good with a sewing machine and sewing by hand. So she was a lifesaver, it did require payment but a night with her wasn’t a problem for me. I would have spent a whole night eating her out just to say thank you without even being asked. She lost a chance for a little extra.

“That should be long enough” Amy sighed as she finished seeing the patch and got back to my hair, pulling the tinfoil out.
“We are gonna have to do it again.”
“What do you mean?” I asked
Amy handed me a mirror, my hair was yellow. Not blond, like school bus yellow.
“WHAT THE FUCK?”
“Well you have dark hair, so it may take a few layers to get that nice blond color.” Amy explained.
“I should just shave it all off and wear a wig” I cried.
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Gashnaw 24/08/01(Thu)06:11 No. 28017 ID: 8e243f

Chapter 9

Kimberly drove me home after the event closed down on the third day. She let me camp out in her hotel room and order a movie or two. I slept for most of it. Kimberly had been very responsible though, driving me home and introducing herself to my housemates to explain who she was. I think Jade tried to coax her inside for some fun but Kimberly shot her down. Melissa however offered to cook her dinner as thanks, Kim at least agreed to that.

“So what do you do for work?” Amy asked as we ate spaghetti.
“I’m a professional cosplayer” Kim answered. She had only introduced herself as Pixel to the girls I liked that, I was the only one who knew her as Kimberly.
“That’s a job?” Emily asked
“Well yeah, why what do you do?” Kimberly asked
“I’m a live in sl-“
“Housekeeper” Jade said quickly. “She is a live in housekeeper.” Mack could see Kimberly questioning that and quickly changed the subject
“So where are you from?“
“Well I was born in Japan, but my father is white so I am only half Japanese. Then I live in New York for a while before moving-“
“NEW YORK” Mack laughed. “Which part?”
“Um, Manhattan.”
“Aww, too bad, Nat is from Queens.”
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Gashnaw 24/08/02(Fri)10:39 No. 28018 ID: 8e243f

Chapter 10

I was in the hospital. Ivy had given her car to Cadence so she and Kendra could go home. I had a broken leg, a compound fracture, after tripping. Yeah, I tripped. Here I am, a track star, and I fucking tripped. Ivy wanted to stay with me but when Jade got there she told her to go home. There was nothing she could do and it was not like she needed to stay with me. It took a bit of convincing but she agreed and caught a bus home.
“They took my morphine away” I sighed when Jade was setting up a cot.
“That’s alright, got you something better.” She said handing me a bottle of oxycodone.
“I am not allowed to take anything not given by the doctors. In case I have a bad reaction to the drugs they need to know what is in my system that could cause it.
“You have a broken leg, what are they giving you?” Jade asked
“I dunno, they are keeping me overnight, maybe they are gonna give me my morphine back. Right now I am on some bullshit painkillers.” I explained
“Will you be able to sleep, if you are in pain?”
“Well, they did me some knockout pills, which should have kicked in by now. That si why Ivy stayed, she was gonna stay until I fell asleep.“
“She doesn’t need to be here. There is nothing she can do and there is no reason for her to miss out on her own bed. It is better for her to rest up and then come see you instead of running herself ragged.” Jade saw me frown and then added “She really cares about you though.”
“I know she does. I guess I will be missing Melissa’s party.”
“Well if you can come home tomorrow I will make sure you get some cake, but you are gonna be off limits till that leg heals up.”
“That’s like, two months. Maybe more.”
“Okay, we’ll compromise, off limits for a month and then until you decide you are ready.”
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Raising Paul's Daughter (Loli, discipline, other) Can you guess? 15/05/02(Sat)22:08 No. 23514 ID: 60b795 [Reply]

So, like many late-twenty-somethings in this economy, I find myself living with a roommate, and there are times when I legitimately loathe the man. We are actually fairly close friends, and we have a lot in common, as well as a lot of shared experience. We live in the same shitty apartment, we worked the same shitty job for years, which is how we met, and since we requested going on opposite shifts to get some time away from one another, our relationship has improved significantly. I don't truly hate the guy, but I don't spend more time than I have to with him. Fortunately, he seems to feel the same way, so we mostly just shoot the shit about wrestling, watch the pay-per-views together, and retreat to our respective rooms to get the fuck away from one another.

He's not such a bad guy in small doses, and there aren't many people who understand my love for the WWE like Paul does. He actually worked the indy circuit for a while, so we can connect on that level at least. He's still a paranoid motherfucker about money, but I pay well in advance, and we no longer split any bills except rent, electricity and internet. I may order out or he may order out, we may both even order out on the same night, but we no longer order out together. I have accepted that he will never do the dishes, he has accepted that I will never allow his drunken, virus-downloading, morbidly obese ass on my expensive office chair so he can destroy my operating system by visiting sketchy porn sites, or allow him to bum off my weed. If he wants to hit from my bowl, he needs to pitch in for the cost. On the flip side, I have accepted that I can only smoke up in my room since his daughter is over pretty much all the time. Her mother fucked off shortly after Kelly turned two. Last I'd heard, she'd gotten picked up for solicitation along with various drug charges. She wasn't up for parole for another seven years yet.

Paul was oddly clever for one so clearly controlled so exclusively by his hindbrain, but he had to take his time chewing each thought over before it was ready to be shared the way he meant it. He never forgot a thing, and he would hold on to thoughts to worry at them for hours, days, or even weeks. A grudge, he usually nursed no less than a week, and every time we argued I could count on Paul to bring up all sorts of old shit, but his ability to focus on a thought and fully break it down was impressive, and he would remember fun conversations too. He had great taste in movies, old blues and jazz and funk, and he could throw together a shockingly tasty meal with just about anything we had lying around the house. When he was sober, he could hold his own on topics close to his heart, and he made some connections that truly impressed me. Every now and then, often days or sometimes weeks after a conversation, he'd say something truly profound. He could also be really funny. Paul usually got two brilliant j Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Anonymous 18/02/24(Sat)12:52 No. 25406 ID: 64e444

Where did Uninvited go?

I hope someone has an archive somewhere


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Anonymous 23/08/08(Tue)21:07 No. 27903 ID: 18f491

8 years old and somehow still the best story on the site


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Anonymous 24/07/02(Tue)11:03 No. 28004 ID: 8f8bea

I’d love to read more stories about physically abusing and then raping elementary aged schoolgirls.





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