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zeneslev 25/01/12(Sun)19:44 No. 831794 [Reply]

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Homicide 25/01/16(Thu)19:12 No. 831848

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p4ch3c0 25/01/17(Fri)05:01 No. 831861

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herp 25/01/18(Sat)00:53 No. 831867

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poe 25/01/14(Tue)05:23 No. 831821 [Reply]

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How do I meet any fucking women? Seriously, it's litterally goddamn impossible. I want to fucking DIE!! I hate having literally 98% male friends and then all the female ones aren't hot and aren't reliable! Fuck humans! I need HOES! I need BITCHES! I NEED MY DICK SUCKED!!

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Anonymous 25/01/14(Tue)10:43 No. 831824

Ask your bro to suckle it

Hoes will never be reliable, that's why they're called hoes

I mean, look, that's the oldest profession in the world. Get cash, transact. If you want emotional connection, people loving you for who you actually are, friendship, true loyalty based not on what you provide, but your character and shared memories. Go for men. Now you want to have your cake and eat it too.

On the other hand, I'm not saying it absolutely doesn't exist, but that would be a girl from an all girls school, who has never discovered how her body affects men and has never become a "girl's girl". Yes, it's real as concept. Is it out there in the wild? Not in the world where she grew up receiving mail attention. Not in the world where internet exists. Even if she didn't have internet, if she grew up in some African tribe, you can be sure that she has been spoilt.

Yes you can reeducate her once you are ALREADY in a relationship, but you would be fighting an uphill battle. And do you even really want to fight with your woman in the first place? They can be humbled. Easily. But if you have to keep doing that just to be able to interact with someone halfway real... Is that really worth it? Bro is real for you out of his own nature. A woman you pretty much have to police for the rest of your life in order to be an inferior bro. Most men don't even do that and get rekt, they don't put her in her place so instead she decides to walk all over them. Poor niggers, but they did it to themselves.

Yes the unicorn option still exists, we can't ignore that, but you better have very low expectations if you're gonna look for her. Don't hold your breath. If you can be satisfied with that you'll be good. If you actually expect to find her and won't be happy with the search alone - you're setting yourself up for a big disappointment.

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r000t 25/01/17(Fri)08:43 No. 831862

>>831824
But men smell bad...

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Bob Ross 25/01/17(Fri)23:26 No. 831866

>>831824

I agree, real friends and comrades will share their asshole and suck each others cocks for maximum pleasures.

He-Man 25/01/17(Fri)14:13 No. 831863 [Reply]

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[tags4lyf]PEARS 25/01/17(Fri)22:16 No. 831865

mmmmm hepatitis cake

Conductor Cat 25/01/13(Mon)18:51 No. 831809 [Reply]

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Hiya 7chan! ╰(▔∀▔)╯

Happy First Full Moon of the New Year! This months moon is very often my favorite! The Wolf Moon will become full tonight at 5:27 P.M. EST.

Weather looks good for a nice viewing tonight. So far this year has been much colder because of various polar vortices bringing snow and chilly temperatures.

Things have been pretty slow for me lately. I was able to get a few days of easy East Coast skiing done recently and that really helped me get outside and have some fun! (Snow wolfies unite!) I am thinking more and more about visiting Greenland than the last time I brought it up. It'd be so fun to see it during our solar maximum for the Aurora and also before it becomes part of the United States! I joke I joke! ﾍ(ﾟ∇ﾟﾍ)

Anyways, hope you have a pleasant viewing and enjoy the Full Wolf Moon! Cya! <3

:*:・。,☆゜🐺・🌕:*:・。, ⛷️☆:・゜'☆,。・:

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Sazpaimon 25/01/17(Fri)03:42 No. 831859

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>>831829
My beach cruiser's name is Cherlene.

>>831851
To be Lucky Pierre.

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Mudkip 25/01/17(Fri)04:42 No. 831860

My only message to Liru is this

>Life isn't always about being a retarded nigger faggot
>sometimes it's about more than that

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O.P. 25/01/17(Fri)14:23 No. 831864

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Sorry for the delay in replying everyone! I was out again at a place with no internet.

>>831811
Pretty terrible obviously. Alot of history lost and people have lost not just their lives, but homes and formerly beautiful property. It's too early to start blaming people but I hope policies and people's thoughts on the matter change because of it. I'll talk more on it in the future!

>>831819
Aww, ღ(ˇ ˇ)♥THANK YOU♥! Yeah, I am not the best at anything but I've always had good intentions in my heart for this place and the users here!

>>831820
Yeah, it would be sad. We shouldn't jinx it but I hope going forward it doesn't become a burden to the mods/admin because of spam or being forced to close it for one reason or another.

>>831829
Cool! If you are the one up in Maine or somewhere way up there we've been talking in these threads for many years. Still wondering which one of you reccomended the Eden Project many years ago to me. I've been wanting to say thanks!

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Brony 25/01/13(Mon)23:00 No. 831814 [Reply]

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Guys, she's back and she won't go away. I don't know what she wants and she won't say anything and shes peed in the pool twice.

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herp 25/01/15(Wed)11:28 No. 831834

call the cops and watch them taser the bitch and film it.

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OP 25/01/16(Thu)22:34 No. 831850

>>831834
sounds like a great plan, record it

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Sazpaimon 25/01/17(Fri)02:44 No. 831858

>>831826
see, that's the problem, she feral, no home. she's the neighborhood slag, like a squirrel or raccoon.

p4ch3c0 23/11/16(Thu)19:21 No. 824615 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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A random thread, within the random board. Post about whatever.

(I'm making this thread because creating new threads requires captcha, but replying to a thread doesn't.)

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Weeabot 25/01/15(Wed)21:21 No. 831840

Ever consider apomorphine for facilitating sexual arousal?

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Optimus Prime 25/01/15(Wed)23:33 No. 831844

It's interesting that nipples can show through even when a girl is wearing a bra under a shirt if it's a thin one

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He-Man 25/01/17(Fri)00:25 No. 831855

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symbion 24/10/07(Mon)14:29 No. 830451 [Reply]

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7chan Crows

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Sazpaimon 24/11/01(Fri)13:15 No. 830749

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zeneslev 24/11/02(Sat)13:48 No. 830758

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p4ch3c0 25/01/16(Thu)23:44 No. 831853

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Cryomancer 24/06/21(Fri)13:05 No. 828480 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Dad drunk a block of emu export to himself one night and wanted maccas, way over .05 dad and the 14yr old me drove to the drive thru, dad ordered and when we get to the window, they gave dad the wrong order then argued they where right, so he drives out the front, pulls 10+ pavers from the footpath and puts them onto the truck, drives back thru the drive thru, jumps out, and proceeds to brick the entire drive thru. Smashed all windows on both drive thru booths, 3 massive side windows and 6 floor to ceiling windows out the front, staggers back to the truck, and drives less than 500m to the hungry jacks drive thru, orders and drives past the maccas he just destroyed with cops everywhere, driving up our street i could see the red and blue lights, got to the house and theres 4 paddy wagons out the front of the house. Dad tries to drive past the house and the cops prodeed to ram the truck, stop it, and next minute dads punching on with 2 cops. Went to court and got 9months prison,(thus is 1995), Remember that night til this day.

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Reimu Hakurei 25/01/12(Sun)00:23 No. 831775

>>831714
you didn't even buy the same thing dozens of times!

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Spiderman 25/01/13(Mon)14:16 No. 831804

>>831775
we have a lot of holes to fill, simultaneously.

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Reimu Hakurei 25/01/16(Thu)07:11 No. 831845

>>831804
Nice hobby you have there, buddy. Make sure you clean them holes before and after. There are many opportunists who will gladly hijack your innocent little hobby for their own survival and procreation, even if it means at the peril of those who had the heart for some innocent fun. It's not because there's something wrong with your hobby, it's just the times that we live in. Not everyone is to be trusted. Especially not anyone invisible.