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I'm sure this is a longshot, but I swear I saw the beginning of the cutest porn video but for some reason it's not showing up on my Internet history now so I can't find it. Basically, here's the setup:
The video looks about 5-10 years old. There's this hunky blonde veterinarian and this somewhat lanky dark-haired white guy who brings his sick dog in. Hunky Blonde treats the dog and Lanky begins to leave. Blondie says something along the lines of "I hope I don't have to wait until your dog gets sick to see you again. I have tickets to the Opera if you'd like to come with me" and Lanky McLankerson agrees. It then cuts to them coming home from the Opera to Vet Guy's suspiciously lavish mansion, where he gives Señor Lanks a ring and says something ridiculously schmaltzy. They then begin making out and that's all I can remember. It was being hosted on one of those porn sites like RedTube or something but no matter what I try I can't find it.
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