>>19493

If you don't like it, I'll gladly refund your mon- oh, wait.

I warned you guys when I started that I'd only update whenever I felt like writing.

>>Breakfast was typical cereal and a grapefruit; I got tired of the mess it made when I cut the grapefruit in half and tried to eat it with a spoon, so I used a knife and peeled it like an orange.

I couldn't help but think about the citrus scale when reading that. Is that OP trying to foreshadow lots of depraved sex involving food, spoons, and knives?

>>19474
The last time I watched The Princess Bride, I spent half the movie fingering a girl while she rubbed my crotch.

Clearly, kid interludes aside, TPB is the ideal makeout movie.

Moral dilemmas aside, she sounds like a wonderful partner. Would be a lot of fun to spend a day with a person like her.

THANK YOU for continuing the story, may we have more, please?

>>19481
Easy, "From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

>>19481
This story gets better and better with each update. Thanks!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE YA MAN YA MAN

God damn it.